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(New York Daily News)   Ariel Castro II: Electric Boogaloo   (nydailynews.com) divider line 8
    More: Sick, Fernando Richter, emotional abuse, Daily Star  
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16290 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Nov 2013 at 1:22 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-11-27 01:31:09 AM  
4 votes:
"I can assure you we're doing everything we can to make sure these kids are kept safe," Capt. Michael Gillooly said at a news conference.

I wonder if this police captain is any relation to the infamous Jeff Gillooly. Wouldn't that be a kick in the shins!
2013-11-27 09:05:54 AM  
1 votes:

ransack.: The Onion is prophetic: TheGogmagog: RELATED: ARIEL CASTRO DID NOT DIE OF AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION: REPORT

WTF? Unless I'm mistaken he hung himself in prison. Who thought he just got carried away whacking it?

A not uncommon consequence of autoerotic asphyxiation is accidental strangulation/hanging... apparently there was some detail with how he was found that made them question it.

Or, you know, they just made it up to make him look like an even sicker bastard than he already was.

That's pretty offensive. Some people get their kicks different ways than you do. If someone wants to choke themselves, that's something they are willingly doing with their own bodies. For you to label then as "sick" and "bastards" makes you a "diarrhea-guzzling ashore" and you can go f yourself up the a, while you probably smoke a cigarette that is statistically hundreds of times more likely to kill a smoker than auto-erotic asphyxiation is to kill an auto-erotic asphyxiator.


sooooo... what do you use to choke yourself while you.. you know... ?
2013-11-27 08:03:40 AM  
1 votes:

ransack.: "diarrhea-guzzling ashore"


Is that better or worse than diarrhea-guzzling at sea?
2013-11-27 06:18:39 AM  
1 votes:
I mean, my parents used to threaten to ground me for two years, but I never thought a parent would go through with it.... kids everywhere, beware.
2013-11-27 05:09:06 AM  
1 votes:
So are we counting the one in London last week as a remake rather than a sequel?
2013-11-27 04:58:56 AM  
1 votes:
Welcometofark.jpg in 3....2....1....
2013-11-27 02:54:58 AM  
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: "I can assure you we're doing everything we can to make sure these kids are kept safe," Capt. Michael Gillooly said at a news conference.

I wonder if this police captain is any relation to the infamous Jeff Gillooly. Wouldn't that be a kick in the shins!


Why him? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??????????
2013-11-27 01:35:32 AM  
1 votes:
Have them bathed and. . . Chris Hanson? I love your "To catch a. . ." oh, I'll just have a seat.
 
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