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(YouTube)   Smoking hot roller derby girl takes it to the streets of L.A. and... yep, Subby just fell in love   (youtube.com) divider line 6
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2013-11-27 03:17:08 PM
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i650.photobucket.com
2013-11-27 09:22:13 AM
1 votes:

danielscissorhands: Nice body, shame about her face.


I'm willing to compromise because of ....



weknowmemes.com
2013-11-27 02:31:21 AM
1 votes:
HotWingAgenda:

I love the idea of dating a derby chick (no, not one of the enforcers)... but I've always been afraid to because those chicks are always covered in bruises. I could see myself getting grabbed for questioning by a rightfully concerned cop anytime we went out on a date.

C, off topic S B:

I had a friend who worked as an EMT who was called to a minor accident, and she recognized a girl she had seen at some of the local BDSM scenes she had attended. Said girl was in a panic because she was a major "painslut" who *wanted* bruises etcetera, and was worried that if she went to the hospital along with her boyfriend (who did need to go from the crash) that they'd start asking questions.

Don't exactly know how she did it, but somehow my friend glossed over the girl's bruises. Probably by saying exactly where they came from. I'd imagine emergency room people have seen everything.

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Last time I went rollerskating it was downright embarrassing... I was half drunk and in the company of a girl who ice-danced competitively in her younger days. So, picture Lurch from The Aadams Family going skating with a young Chaka Khan 15 inches shorter and half his weight... And she's the one holding him up.
2013-11-27 02:16:14 AM
1 votes:
Gonna tell you a story that you won't believe
But I fell in love last Friday evenin'
With a girl I saw on a bar room TV screen
Well I was just gettin' ready to get my hat
When she caught my eye and I put it back
And I ordered myself a couple o' more shots and beers

[Chorus]
The night (you know) that I fell in love with a Roller Derby Queen
(Round 'n' round, oh round 'n' round) 
The meanest hunk o' woman
That anybody ever seen
Down in the arena

She is a five foot six and two fifteen 
A bleached-blonde mama with a streak of mean
She knew how to knuckle
And she knew how to scuffle and fight
And the roller derby program said
That she were built like a 'fridgerator with a head
The fans called her "Tuffy"
But all her buddies called her "Spike"
2013-11-27 02:08:10 AM
1 votes:
I don't know what's sadder:
1) That I knew all the words to that first song (Bounce/Rock/Skate/Roll)
2) That I used to skate to it at the rink back in the late 70's.
3) That I wore those ridiculous shorts (yes, even guys wore them), faux-silk shirts with bizarre prints on them, and elastic cotton headbands
4) That my roller dance routine was better than hers

/so ashamed
//everyone stop.  couples only.  skate left.
2013-11-26 11:40:56 PM
1 votes:
LA, where Spider-Man and Minnie Mouse walk down the street and no one notices.
 
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