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(YouTube)   Smoking hot roller derby girl takes it to the streets of L.A. and... yep, Subby just fell in love   (youtube.com ) divider line
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2013-11-27 12:38:42 PM  
Understanding Roller Derby rules is like understanding scoring in bowling.

I mean, I can READ the instructions.. it just melts away from the brain and never sticks though.

/She's a solid butterface.
//certainly in better shape then I'll ever be in
 
2013-11-27 12:54:42 PM  
Did she put a boner in her mouth?
 
2013-11-27 01:34:09 PM  

Maud Dib: I'm willing to compromise because of ....



oh dear gawd yes.
 
2013-11-27 01:42:19 PM  
CSB:  I was sitting on the floor at the edge of a flat-track roller derby match--one of the girls came off the track at a high rate of speed and landed on my neck.

Coolest.  Injury.   EVAR.

/end CSB.
 
2013-11-27 02:05:48 PM  

Maud Dib: danielscissorhands: Nice body, shame about her face.

I'm willing to compromise because of ....


,,,,,,?

Because of ugly emoticon wearing sunglasses?
 
2013-11-27 02:10:05 PM  

Zul the Magnificent: Maud Dib: I'm willing to compromise because of ....


oh dear gawd yes.


Well I see someone else gets an obscure reference. Congratulations!
 
2013-11-27 02:25:02 PM  

farm8.staticflickr.com

Derby girls are awesome. and nice too

 
2013-11-27 02:42:15 PM  

basemetal: [farm8.staticflickr.com image 480x640]Derby girls are awesome. and nice too


This is true. Derby gals are some of the nicest folks I've met when they're not trying to kill each other on the track. Almost universally generous with their time and talent.
 
2013-11-27 02:53:23 PM  

buntz: [images.amcnetworks.com image 760x535]


This. There can be only one.
 
2013-11-27 03:17:08 PM  
i650.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-27 03:22:47 PM  
Cool vid, the girl looked like Katy Perry on roller skates.
/I like.
 
2013-11-27 03:46:48 PM  

Darth_Lukecash: Gonna tell you a story that you won't believe
But I fell in love last Friday evenin'
With a girl I saw on a bar room TV screen
Well I was just gettin' ready to get my hat
When she caught my eye and I put it back
And I ordered myself a couple o' more shots and beers

[Chorus]
The night (you know) that I fell in love with a Roller Derby Queen
(Round 'n' round, oh round 'n' round) 
The meanest hunk o' woman
That anybody ever seen
Down in the arena

She is a five foot six and two fifteen 
A bleached-blonde mama with a streak of mean
She knew how to knuckle
And she knew how to scuffle and fight
And the roller derby program said
That she were built like a 'fridgerator with a head
The fans called her "Tuffy"
But all her buddies called her "Spike"


It's been a while. Time for me to break out the Jim Croce collection.
 
2013-11-27 03:54:21 PM  
 
2013-11-27 04:04:43 PM  
 
2013-11-27 04:08:13 PM  
th07.deviantart.net

rgh.cc

fc05.deviantart.net

fc09.deviantart.net

www.newsgab.com
 
2013-11-27 04:27:07 PM  
She looks for a 50-something MILF!
 
2013-11-27 05:10:33 PM  

Griftin Rubes: SKATEAWAY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQBKUPwG_Gk


The girls in the last pic look like transformers. NTTAWWT
 
2013-11-27 07:11:06 PM  

doublesecretprobation: and the guy on the skateboard behind her, with the camera, keeps her in frame and never stumbles...



Well you know the old saying Union troops in the Civil War used to have: "For every Youtube video of a chick with a sweet ass who rollerskates pretty well using the power of short-shorts there's a skateboard GOD behind the camera filming it." - General H. T. Dickenscratch
 
2013-11-27 07:39:02 PM  

Zul the Magnificent: Maud Dib: I'm willing to compromise because of ....


oh dear gawd yes.


So, perhaps you can explain the significance of that particular emoticon?
 
2013-11-27 08:15:37 PM  

Mentat: LA, where Spider-Man and Minnie Mouse walk down the street and no one notices.


That's not true. I saw Spider-Man walking down the street in Hollywood one summer day, and took a pic.  Seriously.

i41.tinypic.com
 
2013-11-27 08:21:14 PM  

Mentalpatient87: Those legs are incredible.


THIS.  I'm just...speechless.

/great googly-moogly!
 
2013-11-27 10:55:47 PM  
Thems some juicy thighs. I am sprung.
 
2013-11-27 10:59:05 PM  
It looks like she has no problem taking it hard on the ass...
 
2013-11-27 11:25:48 PM  
Definitely an R. Crumb wet dream.
 
2013-11-27 11:46:27 PM  
I'll be in my bunk.....
 
2013-11-27 11:46:36 PM  
Awesome thighs.

I used to be pretty damned awesome on roller skates. Not those fricking rollerblades, but roller skates. Then they went out of style, and the rinks all closed, and I was left with a bum knee and nowhere to skate anyway.
 
2013-11-28 12:15:40 AM  
Guess I'm missing the whole butterface thing...I don't see anything wrong with her looks, from head to toe.  Perhaps I should turn in my "hot chick face judge" card, or something.

She's hot.  Period.
 
2013-11-28 12:22:19 AM  

HotWingAgenda: I love the idea of dating a derby chick


I did.

Don't.

Protip:  crazy
 
2013-11-28 02:52:26 AM  

jaytkay: Terrible Old Man: Damn we need to bring this back.

It is back.

The Women's Flat Track Derby Association has 212 leagues


My lady is training for the Ann Arbor team.  "Grim Streaker" is what they call her.  Yes, there's a CSB about it.
 
2013-11-28 03:24:36 AM  

danielscissorhands: Zul the Magnificent: Maud Dib: I'm willing to compromise because of ....


oh dear gawd yes.

So, perhaps you can explain the significance of that particular emoticon?


http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dat-ass
 
2013-11-28 05:10:08 AM  

Bane of Broone: danielscissorhands: Zul the Magnificent: Maud Dib: I'm willing to compromise because of ....


oh dear gawd yes.

So, perhaps you can explain the significance of that particular emoticon?

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dat-ass


Thanks.
 
2013-11-28 11:06:55 AM  

Bf+: They picked the wrong song.


They sure did

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwhxXjdMPd8
 
2013-11-28 12:16:46 PM  
1. Butterface
2. Lesbian butterface, so that whole package is off limits.
3. A few decent skills, but seriously timid and awkward on her jumps, probably because:
4. Skating half naked leads to pain, pain leads to caution, caution leads to crap tricks.
 
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