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D Ray Morton: Nesmith did it!
HotWingAgenda: I love the idea of dating a derby chick (no, not one of the enforcers)... but I've always been afraid to because those chicks are always covered in bruises. I could see myself getting grabbed for questioning by a rightfully concerned cop anytime we went out on a date.
danielscissorhands: Nice body, shame about her face.
tillerman35: I don't know what's sadder:1) That I knew all the words to that first song (Bounce/Rock/Skate/Roll)2) That I used to skate to it at the rink back in the late 70's.3) That I wore those ridiculous shorts (yes, even guys wore them), faux-silk shirts with bizarre prints on them, and elastic cotton headbands4) That my roller dance routine was better than hers/so ashamed//everyone stop. couples only. skate left.
Terrible Old Man: Damn we need to bring this back.
booger42: She's takin' chances!/did she let a big truck graze her hip?//oh
John Buck 41: booger42: She's takin' chances!/did she let a big truck graze her hip?//ohThat took long enough. Awesome song, btw.
Lorelle: My oldest godchild (damn, she'll be 30 next month) is a derby girl in the Sacramento area. She loves the sport.Roller derby was really popular in the 1960s and 1970s...my friends and I used to watch the L.A. T-Birds on TV on Sundays.
impaler: coming back later
T-Boy: At first it was like kinda good looking chick skating around. Then she started with the free skate and she became much more attractive.
Maud Dib: danielscissorhands: Nice body, shame about her face.I'm willing to compromise because of ....[weknowmemes.com image 800x800]
Maud Dib: I'm willing to compromise because of ....
Maud Dib: danielscissorhands: Nice body, shame about her face.I'm willing to compromise because of ....
Zul the Magnificent: Maud Dib: I'm willing to compromise because of ....oh dear gawd yes.
Derby girls are awesome. and nice too
basemetal: [farm8.staticflickr.com image 480x640]Derby girls are awesome. and nice too
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Darth_Lukecash: Gonna tell you a story that you won't believeBut I fell in love last Friday evenin'With a girl I saw on a bar room TV screenWell I was just gettin' ready to get my hatWhen she caught my eye and I put it backAnd I ordered myself a couple o' more shots and beers[Chorus]The night (you know) that I fell in love with a Roller Derby Queen(Round 'n' round, oh round 'n' round) The meanest hunk o' womanThat anybody ever seenDown in the arenaShe is a five foot six and two fifteen A bleached-blonde mama with a streak of meanShe knew how to knuckleAnd she knew how to scuffle and fightAnd the roller derby program saidThat she were built like a 'fridgerator with a headThe fans called her "Tuffy"But all her buddies called her "Spike"
Griftin Rubes: SKATEAWAYhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQBKUPwG_Gk
doublesecretprobation: and the guy on the skateboard behind her, with the camera, keeps her in frame and never stumbles...
Mentat: LA, where Spider-Man and Minnie Mouse walk down the street and no one notices.
Mentalpatient87: Those legs are incredible.
HotWingAgenda: I love the idea of dating a derby chick
jaytkay: Terrible Old Man: Damn we need to bring this back.It is back.The Women's Flat Track Derby Association has 212 leagues
danielscissorhands: Zul the Magnificent: Maud Dib: I'm willing to compromise because of ....oh dear gawd yes.So, perhaps you can explain the significance of that particular emoticon?
Bane of Broone: danielscissorhands: Zul the Magnificent: Maud Dib: I'm willing to compromise because of ....oh dear gawd yes.So, perhaps you can explain the significance of that particular emoticon?http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dat-ass
Bf+: They picked the wrong song.
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