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(YouTube)   Smoking hot roller derby girl takes it to the streets of L.A. and... yep, Subby just fell in love   (youtube.com) divider line 83
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2013-11-26 08:40:13 PM
My oldest godchild (damn, she'll be 30 next month) is a derby girl in the Sacramento area. She loves the sport.

Roller derby was really popular in the 1960s and 1970s...my friends and I used to watch the L.A. T-Birds on TV on Sundays.
 
2013-11-26 08:52:07 PM
and the guy on the skateboard behind her, with the camera, keeps her in frame and never stumbles...
 
2013-11-26 09:19:13 PM
♫ I'm up in Oakland on a Saturday night
Lord, I said I just didn't feel right
Goodnight, ladies all around
But the right one hadn't found me such a bad night
I didn't feel right

Then a friend came over 'fore it got too late
Asked me if I'd like you as a double date
My stars above, I fell in love

With the queen of the roller derby
(Queen of the roller derby)
Yeah, the queen of the roller derby
(Queen of the roller derby) ♫

/Here's to you, Joanie Weston!
 
2013-11-26 09:59:02 PM
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2013-11-26 10:33:08 PM
coming back later
 
2013-11-26 11:40:56 PM
LA, where Spider-Man and Minnie Mouse walk down the street and no one notices.
 
2013-11-27 12:05:14 AM

dj_bigbird: [1-ps.googleusercontent.com image 827x1280]


At least she's wearing PADS, fer chrissakes.  We knew how to do it right back in the 70's.
 
2013-11-27 01:40:18 AM
I love the idea of dating a derby chick (no, not one of the enforcers)... but I've always been afraid to because those chicks are always covered in bruises. I could see myself getting grabbed for questioning by a rightfully concerned cop anytime we went out on a date.
 
2013-11-27 01:48:34 AM
What you're looking for? There are much, much better examples of it on this internet.
 
2013-11-27 02:08:10 AM
I don't know what's sadder:
1) That I knew all the words to that first song (Bounce/Rock/Skate/Roll)
2) That I used to skate to it at the rink back in the late 70's.
3) That I wore those ridiculous shorts (yes, even guys wore them), faux-silk shirts with bizarre prints on them, and elastic cotton headbands
4) That my roller dance routine was better than hers

/so ashamed
//everyone stop.  couples only.  skate left.
 
2013-11-27 02:14:39 AM
You and me both, Subby. You and me both.
 
2013-11-27 02:16:14 AM
Gonna tell you a story that you won't believe
But I fell in love last Friday evenin'
With a girl I saw on a bar room TV screen
Well I was just gettin' ready to get my hat
When she caught my eye and I put it back
And I ordered myself a couple o' more shots and beers

[Chorus]
The night (you know) that I fell in love with a Roller Derby Queen
(Round 'n' round, oh round 'n' round) 
The meanest hunk o' woman
That anybody ever seen
Down in the arena

She is a five foot six and two fifteen 
A bleached-blonde mama with a streak of mean
She knew how to knuckle
And she knew how to scuffle and fight
And the roller derby program said
That she were built like a 'fridgerator with a head
The fans called her "Tuffy"
But all her buddies called her "Spike"
 
2013-11-27 02:31:21 AM
HotWingAgenda:

I love the idea of dating a derby chick (no, not one of the enforcers)... but I've always been afraid to because those chicks are always covered in bruises. I could see myself getting grabbed for questioning by a rightfully concerned cop anytime we went out on a date.

C, off topic S B:

I had a friend who worked as an EMT who was called to a minor accident, and she recognized a girl she had seen at some of the local BDSM scenes she had attended. Said girl was in a panic because she was a major "painslut" who *wanted* bruises etcetera, and was worried that if she went to the hospital along with her boyfriend (who did need to go from the crash) that they'd start asking questions.

Don't exactly know how she did it, but somehow my friend glossed over the girl's bruises. Probably by saying exactly where they came from. I'd imagine emergency room people have seen everything.

----

Last time I went rollerskating it was downright embarrassing... I was half drunk and in the company of a girl who ice-danced competitively in her younger days. So, picture Lurch from The Aadams Family going skating with a young Chaka Khan 15 inches shorter and half his weight... And she's the one holding him up.
 
2013-11-27 02:38:31 AM
Nice body, shame about her face.
 
2013-11-27 02:42:36 AM
 
2013-11-27 03:08:54 AM

D Ray Morton: Nesmith did it!


*shakes tiny fist*
 
2013-11-27 03:28:21 AM

D Ray Morton: Nesmith did it!


Wow! I had never heard or seen that before. But that was awesome! Thanks.

I can't believe that was Mike Nesmith! Weird.
 
2013-11-27 03:32:34 AM

HotWingAgenda: I love the idea of dating a derby chick (no, not one of the enforcers)... but I've always been afraid to because those chicks are always covered in bruises. I could see myself getting grabbed for questioning by a rightfully concerned cop anytime we went out on a date.


Someone I knew in high school is married to someone who's into roller derby, seems to work out for them. (I'm in 'facebook contact' only, haven't spoken face-to-face in years)
 
2013-11-27 04:32:00 AM
Swiss bearings??

NMB for life, suckas!
 
2013-11-27 04:38:00 AM
Damn we need to bring this back.
 
2013-11-27 06:52:42 AM
She's takin' chances!

/did she let a big truck graze her hip?
//oh
 
2013-11-27 06:57:45 AM
viral ad is viral-adish
www.chair2boardsports.com

Seriously though, nicely done video.  Almost makes me wish roller rinks would make a comeback (too many rocks in public places to trip over).  Grew up 5 miles from the largest rink in the world
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2013-11-27 07:40:54 AM
giggity giggity giggitty goo
 
2013-11-27 08:06:41 AM

danielscissorhands: Nice body, shame about her face.


You think you've got it bad? It's almost EXACTLY the same face as a guitarist in my band - who just happens to be a 5 foot 8 bodybuilder that owns a gym with his wife.  They probably have the same thighs too, but I ain't bothering to look at his anytime soon.
 
2013-11-27 08:18:31 AM
Good for her for doing all the rollerblade-ish tricks with no pads. This chick is alright.
 
2013-11-27 08:21:30 AM
she should wear a helmet doing that shiat.
 
2013-11-27 08:22:36 AM

tillerman35: I don't know what's sadder:
1) That I knew all the words to that first song (Bounce/Rock/Skate/Roll)
2) That I used to skate to it at the rink back in the late 70's.
3) That I wore those ridiculous shorts (yes, even guys wore them), faux-silk shirts with bizarre prints on them, and elastic cotton headbands
4) That my roller dance routine was better than hers

/so ashamed
//everyone stop.  couples only.  skate left.


REVERSE!

/Spent too much time at Spinaround....
 
2013-11-27 08:25:23 AM
Oh for farks sake.   Do I have to do everything around here?

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2013-11-27 08:35:20 AM
At first it was like kinda good looking chick skating around. Then she started with the free skate and she became much more attractive.
 
2013-11-27 08:35:22 AM
There are two things I really liked about the video.
 
2013-11-27 08:42:03 AM
Huge Jacksonville Roller Girls fan here. I can't see the video, but if she's not wearing pads she's taking serious risks. Still, for a good night, lots of fun, rowdy fans, over-priced beer, and a risk of permanent injury if you sit in the suicide seats, you can't beat Derby.
 
2013-11-27 08:44:56 AM
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2013-11-27 08:47:30 AM
images.amcnetworks.com
 
2013-11-27 08:50:10 AM
Where's Sunset Sam?
 
2013-11-27 08:51:21 AM
 
2013-11-27 08:59:06 AM

booger42: She's takin' chances!

/did she let a big truck graze her hip?
//oh



That took long enough. Awesome song, btw.
 
2013-11-27 09:04:44 AM

John Buck 41: booger42: She's takin' chances!

/did she let a big truck graze her hip?
//oh


That took long enough. Awesome song, btw.


'Alleluiah! :*)
 
2013-11-27 09:22:13 AM

danielscissorhands: Nice body, shame about her face.


I'm willing to compromise because of ....



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2013-11-27 10:11:50 AM
What man could tame her.
 
2013-11-27 10:15:58 AM
I was just contemplating how she wasn't wearing any safety gear and she wiped out like 2 seconds later. Crazy. Not sure if that makes her more attractive or less.

I'm gonna go with more.
 
Bf+
2013-11-27 10:26:05 AM
 
2013-11-27 10:43:58 AM
I was enjoying the video up to the point she started falling.
Each hit was causing an unpleasant sensation in my reproductive organs.
I had to turn it off.
Is that that "empathy" I haven't heard much about?
 
2013-11-27 10:54:49 AM
Female skaters build up phenomenal glutes. Approves.
 
2013-11-27 11:03:23 AM

Lorelle: My oldest godchild (damn, she'll be 30 next month) is a derby girl in the Sacramento area. She loves the sport.

Roller derby was really popular in the 1960s and 1970s...my friends and I used to watch the L.A. T-Birds on TV on Sundays.


I have a cousin in BC that does this. I didn't even know it was still a thing
 
2013-11-27 11:11:16 AM
Those legs are incredible.
 
2013-11-27 11:19:50 AM

impaler: coming back later


I wish I could come on her back later.
 
2013-11-27 11:37:32 AM
+1 for the song, love me some Bikini Kill.
 
2013-11-27 11:38:07 AM

T-Boy: At first it was like kinda good looking chick skating around. Then she started with the free skate and she became much more attractive.


Yeah that's what I thought too, they really should just have cut the first 2 minutes out.
 
2013-11-27 12:13:58 PM

Maud Dib: danielscissorhands: Nice body, shame about her face.

I'm willing to compromise because of ....

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Yes, this and those phenomenal thighs.
 
2013-11-27 12:23:22 PM
Ok, that was pretty hot. I've not roller skated for some years and didn't know all that was possible. Plus I'm a klutz and would have died attempting any of that stuff.
 
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