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(CBC)   The Windsor penis bush sculptor has struck again   (cbc.ca) divider line 36
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2013-11-26 07:57:37 PM
What's his Fark handle?
 
2013-11-26 08:33:43 PM
So... He's getting cocky, is he?
 
2013-11-26 09:25:58 PM
The city maintenance department should try to find him a suitable opening.
 
2013-11-26 09:28:12 PM
Lot of penile threads today.

/penis
 
2013-11-26 09:51:05 PM
*clutches pearls*
 
2013-11-26 09:51:44 PM
Heh.
 
2013-11-26 10:47:12 PM
Little Willy won't go home?
 
2013-11-26 10:48:23 PM
farm7.staticflickr.com
well, not me...but some people are...apparently
 
2013-11-26 10:49:57 PM
Penis shrubbery.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-11-26 10:52:38 PM
I read that as penis brush, and thought why would anyone's' get so dirty they need a brush to clean it?
 
2013-11-26 10:54:00 PM
OK, whose mom is greening all these penis threads?
 
2013-11-26 10:54:16 PM
Good, penis bush needs to be sculpted more often.
 
2013-11-26 10:55:40 PM
I can't believe I am going to say this

Enough with the penis threads, we have had more dick links this week then I have sucked all month.

/never thought I would get tired of reading about cock
 
2013-11-26 10:58:32 PM
As a Windsorite, the penis bush saga has become the most interesting thing to happen to us in years. Keep 'em coming... wait.
 
2013-11-26 10:59:54 PM
You know what they say though.  A penis is in the hand is better than two in the bush.
 
2013-11-26 11:01:58 PM
Oh, what sad times are these. There is a pestilence upon this land... nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.
 
2013-11-26 11:03:39 PM
Manscaping.
 
2013-11-26 11:10:48 PM

broberds: Manscaping.


img.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-26 11:13:08 PM
HA!  My local news made Fark.
 
2013-11-26 11:23:31 PM
What that culprit did can be described as nothing less than a dick move!
 
2013-11-26 11:34:41 PM

Mugato: Lot of penile threads today.

/penis


It's cold. Everyone is compensating.
 
2013-11-26 11:44:53 PM
We now offer a musical interlude.

After his second wife passed away Percy Rawlinson seemed to spend more time with his Alsatian, Mal.
His friends told him, "You should get out more, Percy. You'll wind up looking like a dog. Ha ha."
He was later arrested near a lamppost. At his trial some months later he surprised everyone by mistaking a policeman for a postman and tearing his trousers off with his bare teeth. In his defense he told the court, "It's hard to tell the difference when they take their hats off."

Mrs. Betty Pench was playing the trombone when she heard a knock on the door. "I wonder who that is at eleven o'clock in the morning," she thought, but cautiously opening the door, instead of the turbaned ruffian she expected she found a very nice young man. "Mrs. Pench, you've won the car contest. Would you like a Triumph Spitfire or three thousand in cash?" He smiled. Mrs. Pench took the money. "What will you do with it all, not that it's any of my business?" he giggled. "I think I'll become an alcoholic," said Betty.

With a geranium behind each ear and his face painted with gay cabalistic symbols, six-foot-eight, seventeen-stone police sergeant Jeff Bull looked jolly convincing as he sweated and grunted through a vigorous Twist routine at the Frug-a-Go-Go bierkeller. His hot serge trousers flapped wildly over his enormous plastic sandals as he jumped and jumped and gyrated towards a long-haired man. "Uh, excuse me, ma'am. I have reason to believe you could turn me on," he leered suggestively. As if by magic dozens of truncheons appeared and mercilessly thrashed him. Poor Jeff. What a turn-out for the books.

Much as he hated arguments or any kind of unpleasantness, Ron Shirt thought things had gone too far when, returning from a weekend in Clacton, he found his neighbor had trimmed the enormous hedge dividing their gardens into the shape of a human leg. Enraged and envious beyond belief Ron seized his garden shears and clipped his white poodle, Leo, into a coffee table. "That'll fix it," though Ron, but he was wrong. The following Wednesday his neighbor had his bushy waist-length hair cut and permed into a model of the Queen Elizabeth and went sailing. Everywhere he went, people said, "Hooray!" Sometimes you just can't win.
 
2013-11-26 11:48:35 PM
CSB: The other day I was in the changeroom at the guy and I saw an old guy maybe 55-60 with one of those enormous watermelon guts. The horrific part was that he had a neatly shaven landing strip. Gah! And I could not look away. Unsee! Unsee! I don't know why but I found it very disturbing.

But anyways, TFA is farking hilarious.

/Canadian
 
2013-11-26 11:55:44 PM
Yes, the scorched earth method of cutting down the remaining shrubs and making a muddy mess of water/skyline view park will teach those vandals.
 
2013-11-27 12:03:04 AM
You got to give whoever is doing this credit for persistence. But I do love when people get their underwear in a bunch over display of genitals. It reminds me of the snow sculpture of Venus de Milo that the town made the family put on a bikini. Ridiculous! But then this is the United States, founded by Calvinists in essence - who are and were people who thought if God had meant you to be naked, you would have been born that way. :)
 
2013-11-27 01:22:07 AM
Good name for a band?
 
2013-11-27 01:28:30 AM

eikni: Yes, the scorched earth method of cutting down the remaining shrubs and making a muddy mess of water/skyline view park will teach those vandals.


To be fair, it is a view of Detroit.
 
2013-11-27 01:28:58 AM
Someday there will be a movie titled

Windsor - South of Detroit.

There just must be.
 
2013-11-27 02:41:42 AM

SwiftFox: Someday there will be a movie titled

Windsor - South of Detroit.

There just must be.


Journey will record the soundtrack.
 
2013-11-27 06:29:27 AM
So someone laid garland on the ground to spell penis and instead of just picking it up they nuke the whole garden?
 
2013-11-27 07:05:16 AM
Best view of Detroit I have seen in a long time

i.cbc.ca
 
2013-11-27 08:10:28 AM

kd1s: You got to give whoever is doing this credit for persistence. But I do love when people get their underwear in a bunch over display of genitals. It reminds me of the snow sculpture of Venus de Milo that the town made the family put on a bikini. Ridiculous! But then this is the United States, founded by Calvinists in essence - who are and were people who thought if God had meant you to be naked, you would have been born that way. :)


No, this is Canada, which was founded by beaver trappers or something.
 
2013-11-27 08:38:50 AM

WelldeadLink: Mugato: Lot of penile threads today.

/penis

It's cold. Everyone is compensating.


lol
 
2013-11-27 12:29:12 PM

abhorrent1: So someone laid garland on the ground to spell penis and instead of just picking it up they nuke the whole garden?


Yeah, I think looking at some funny shaped bushes would be better than looking at an empty garden.
 
2013-11-27 03:50:56 PM
I like this guy.
 
2013-11-27 04:47:02 PM
FTFA: "And now the garden has no shrubs."

Not much of a garden then, is it?
 
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