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(96.5 The Fox)   Your girlfriend turns down your marriage proposal because of your small penis. What do you do? You make a documentary about your small penis, of course   (965thefox.com) divider line 100
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2013-11-26 08:12:23 PM
Didn't he say 'cockumentary'?
 
2013-11-26 08:17:35 PM
I guess it should be a shoe in for the "short subject" documentary Oscar this year.
 
2013-11-26 08:26:29 PM
If only it were detachable.
 
2013-11-26 08:28:46 PM
No that isn't.
 
2013-11-26 08:29:09 PM
That wasn't a hoax marriage proposal?
or viral marketing, or backstory for a cockumentary?
 
2013-11-26 08:29:22 PM
content8.flixster.com

This guy is hung compared to me.
 
2013-11-26 08:30:00 PM
i'm angry about the inch
 
2013-11-26 08:30:57 PM
Aren't these kind of proposals all staged?  If not, that guy is an idiot.  That's why she didn't want to marry him.
 
2013-11-26 08:32:12 PM
prob not a woman you want to be married to anyway
 
2013-11-26 08:32:50 PM
Main page is a Vienna sausage party today.
 
2013-11-26 08:32:53 PM
Take the whore out to Shane Diesel. Tape it. Profit.
 
2013-11-26 08:33:01 PM
Lots of penis size stories on the front page recently.....
 
2013-11-26 08:34:06 PM
Or you could just find a nice girl that doesn't have a fumigation tent for a fark hole.
 
2013-11-26 08:34:09 PM
"Does size matter?"

It does to your ex-girlfriend.
 
2013-11-26 08:35:45 PM
This already reminds me of the Wil Wheaton clown sweater thread.
 
2013-11-26 08:36:21 PM
I have a smaller-than-average sized penis. But I don't worry about that much, because thankfully it's large enough to satisfy the most important person in my life. Me.
 
2013-11-26 08:36:42 PM
(Featured Partner - the all-new Chevy Corvette)
 
2013-11-26 08:37:06 PM
Trojan makes a vibrating wedding ring that helps.
 
2013-11-26 08:38:25 PM
So at what point did she tell him his wang was too small? And if that is indeed the real reason, why did she continue the relationship so long (I'm assuming he didn't ask her to marry him after a month or something).
 
2013-11-26 08:42:00 PM
What's his fark handle?
 
2013-11-26 08:42:37 PM
it pays to advertise?
 
2013-11-26 08:43:07 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: [content8.flixster.com image 358x445]

This guy is hung compared to me.


Like a stud field mouse?
 
2013-11-26 08:48:04 PM
Maybe he doesn't have a small penis. Maybe she has a giant vajaja.
 
2013-11-26 08:49:19 PM

Atomic Spunk: I have a smaller-than-average sized penis. But I don't worry about that much, because thankfully it's large enough to satisfy the most important person in my life. Me.


Same here. I used to stress about until one night my cousin Brandy said it was actually very nice.
 
2013-11-26 08:50:17 PM
Small penis trifecta complete?
 
2013-11-26 08:54:13 PM

grumpyoldmann: Maybe he doesn't have a small penis. Maybe she has a giant vajaja.


THIS!!!

/as I always told my gal's...may look like a Volkswagen  but rides like a Cadillac
//been in the garage lately....
 
2013-11-26 08:55:39 PM

grumpyoldmann: Maybe he doesn't have a small penis. Maybe she has a giant vajaja.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-26 08:55:54 PM

llamalarity: Quantum Apostrophe: [content8.flixster.com image 358x445]

This guy is hung compared to me.

Like a stud field mouse?


I'm putting that into my POF profile. Thanks!
 
2013-11-26 08:56:22 PM
Dude, you've got a small dick. Go find yourself a 4'6" fillippino chick and shut up about your small dick.
 
2013-11-26 08:56:26 PM

omeganuepsilon: What's his fark handle?


Studman69, of course.
 
2013-11-26 08:56:28 PM
Why was she still dating him if his dick wasn't to her liking?
 
2013-11-26 08:58:09 PM
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-11-26 08:59:27 PM

Mega Steve: Why was she still dating him if his dick wasn't to her liking?


Maybe $he $aw $something el$e in him.
 
2013-11-26 09:02:56 PM
The only part that made me laugh was the Korean Spa.  He sets up a camera inside the nude area to talk to the camera and immediately gets his ass beat.


CSB time:  I recently went to a korean spa, but had made sexytime with the wifey 3 times the night before and a couple that morning.  As any guy knows, after this much of a workout your penis stays small for quite awhile while it rebuilds itself.  This resulted in an abnormally small flaccid penis while I was walking around in the nude in the spa.  Then I suddenly realized, that some of the dudes who had large but flaccid penises had obviously not farked in quite some time, otherwise it would have been much smaller while flaccid, and that all the dudes with small flaccid penises had an active sex life and horny wives.

The world became much clearer that night while I was lounging around naked with old wrinkly men.
 
2013-11-26 09:03:56 PM
I don't care if anybody thinks I have a small penis because I say size doesn't matter.  I don't have a small dick, and as a purveyor of fine dicks world wide, I can say that for me, size doesn't matter.

That being said different people have different preferences.  Some people do prefer large penises, some people are disappointed with guy of average size.  Some prefer smaller dicks.  I'm not going to judge.  If you're a size queen, you are what you are, we all have physical preferences in others.

That being said, publicly small dick shaming a dude is disgusting behavior.  It's an unfortunate thing that society at large, pardon the pun, is so hung up, pardon the pun, on dick size such that having a small one is looked upon so poorly.  And that's why I offer free blowjobs to small dicked men.  You don't have to be ashamed, I can assure you I'll be just as happy with your wiener whether it's 3 inches or 8, because I like dudes and your dick is only a minor part of that equation.
 
2013-11-26 09:06:57 PM

doyner: Mega Steve: Why was she still dating him if his dick wasn't to her liking?

Maybe $he $aw $something el$e in him.


So why not accept his marriage proposal?
 
2013-11-26 09:10:30 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygyuG7bd1Mg

little me my nuts are small as pearls
you like to laugh at me cause i'm hung just like a
squirrel
some times it bugs me cause i'm not a bigger guy
when i was a baby it was exactly the same size

but theres nothing i can do cause i only got a three
inch tool

come home with me have a cocktail at my place
ive gotto tell you befor we get past second base
in my pants hes no big shwing if you can find him he's
a friendly little thing

but there's nothing i can do i only got a three inch
tool

when im coming out of the pool i only got a one inch
tool

some times i wonder if it will ever extend

i get embarrased when im hanging with my friends
they like to razz me i dont know why they get me a
happy meal and super size my fry

and theres nothing i can do i only got a three inch
tool

when im comeing out of the pool i only got a one inch
tool

yeha its small but it's real cool im happy with a three
inch tool

i only got a three inch tool
 
2013-11-26 09:15:00 PM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Dude, you've got a small dick. Go find yourself a 4'6" fillippino chick and shut up about your small dick.

yeah.....apparently there are  A LOT of them looking for a place to live right about now....its like Heaven for a small-penised man!!!!

 
2013-11-26 09:16:20 PM

WillofJ2: Lots of penis size stories on the front page recently.....


I know right? What happened to the "trifecta in play" thing I used to see here?
 
2013-11-26 09:17:17 PM
if any lonely women with poor eyesight want reciprocation for bie

eip

:)
 
2013-11-26 09:17:17 PM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Dude, you've got a small dick. Go find yourself a 4'6" fillippino chick and shut up about your small dick.


Well, he DID go to New Guinea. Some pretty short women there too.
 
2013-11-26 09:30:13 PM
I'd rather be with a guy with a great tongue any day.  Penises are for procreation and for men's pleasure.  But for my purposes ...
Give me a someone with a good tongue... anyone... who knows how to work it.
 
2013-11-26 09:31:29 PM

The_Sponge: you like to laugh at me cause i'm hung just like a
squirrel


i466.photobucket.com

Excuse me?
 
2013-11-26 09:32:45 PM

nickerj1: I recently went to a korean spa, but had made sexytime with the wifey 3 times the night before and a couple that morning. As any guy knows, after this much of a workout your penis stays small for quite awhile while it rebuilds itself. This resulted in an abnormally small flaccid penis while I was walking around in the nude in the spa. Then I suddenly realized, that some of the dudes who had large but flaccid penises had obviously not farked in quite some time, otherwise it would have been much smaller while flaccid, and that all the dudes with small flaccid penises had an active sex life and horny wives.


Dude, you so have me beat. I have never had sex 3 times in one night with my wife. Not since we got married anyway.
One time is enough for me now! After 20 minutes of head and then farking for a hour or so, I'm done.

I have never noticed that it got really small after this though.

Thanks for the short story!
 
2013-11-26 09:33:11 PM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Dude, you've got a small dick. Go find yourself a 4'6" fillippino chick and shut up about your small dick.


Or an Indian girl. I dated one who was obsessed with my penis. You'd think I was hung like an elephant. I'm ok in that area but not exactly Hung Well. I was her first non-Indian guy though and by comparison I was a god.
 
2013-11-26 09:34:11 PM

love_alice: I'd rather be with a guy with a great tongue any day.


I would say the same goes for girls. Reciprocation baby!
 
2013-11-26 09:34:29 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: doyner: Mega Steve: Why was she still dating him if his dick wasn't to her liking?

Maybe $he $aw $something el$e in him.

So why not accept his marriage proposal?


Cuz she was getting cock on the side and when shiat got real she got cold vagina. Booya!
 
2013-11-26 09:36:26 PM
nickerj1:

CSB time:  I recently went to a korean spa, but had made sexytime with the wifey 3 times the night before and a couple that morning.


Your wife didn't mind that you had sex with a couple the morning after having sex with her...?

You're lucky to have such an understanding woman. :)
 
2013-11-26 09:37:18 PM

love_alice: I'd rather be with a guy with a great tongue any day.  Penises are for procreation and for men's pleasure.  But for my purposes ...
Give me a someone with a good tongue... anyone... who knows how to work it.

THIS!!

/thisthisthisthisthisthisthis

 
2013-11-26 09:39:40 PM

love_alice: I'd rather be with a guy with a great tongue any day.  Penises are for procreation and for men's pleasure.  But for my purposes ...
Give me a someone with a good tongue... anyone... who knows how to work it.


Pics or you're a dude
 
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