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(BBC)   Some think that the answer to Mexico's violence is more exorcisms. "We have to be discreet [with exorcisms] or else we may be ridiculed, even by our own followers,". Others believe the solution is simply more cowbell   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 19
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2013-11-26 08:24:44 PM  
Does god exist.........does the devil exist............I wonder, does Mexico exist?????
 
2013-11-26 08:25:55 PM  
That'll set up the drug dealers with a nifty defense if they're caught: "The Devil made me do it!"
 
2013-11-26 08:26:05 PM  
Oh this should end well.
 
2013-11-26 08:28:08 PM  
There is only salvation through Jesus Christ. There is nothing to be embarrassed about. How sad that even priests are now doubters.
 
2013-11-26 08:36:35 PM  
Don't laugh.  The US has at least one governor who believes in such nonsense.

Religion is a psychological disorder.
 
2013-11-26 08:41:02 PM  

phrawgh: There is only salvation through Jesus Christ. There is nothing to be embarrassed about. How sad that even priests are now doubters.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...........!
 
2013-11-26 08:58:10 PM  

phrawgh: There is only salvation through Jesus Christ. There is nothing to be embarrassed about. How sad that even priests are now doubters.


Well thank god they are, no, really, you can thank your absent god they are. If god ever bothered to show his face there would be plenty of believers but I guess he got his a$$ kicked the last time he came down here slamming...
 
2013-11-26 09:22:40 PM  
There is only salvation through Flying Spaghetti Monster.  There is nothing to be starving about.  How sad that even college students are now dieters avoiding carbs.

I doubt that exorcisms will solve the problems plaguing that part of Mexico.  The farking drug lords are probably better armed and better organized than the police and army, and I wouldn't be surprised if large numbers of the military and police are being paid off by the drug dealers as well.  As well as the government and well, a large number of people in power in Mexico.
 
2013-11-26 09:31:24 PM  
Laugh if you want, but what if it works?
 
2013-11-26 09:44:04 PM  

IntertubeUser: Don't laugh.  The US has at least one governor who believes in such nonsense.

Religion is a psychological disorder.


And even scarier: at least one Supreme Court judge.
 
2013-11-26 09:54:00 PM  
Is this where I suggest paramilitary hit squads backed with the resources of multiple governments and paid by the scalp?
 
2013-11-26 10:18:31 PM  

CptnSpldng: Is this where I suggest paramilitary hit squads backed with the resources of multiple governments and paid by the scalp?


Or bring in the Columbians and have them show these pikers how it's done.
 
2013-11-26 10:39:40 PM  

simplicimus: CptnSpldng: Is this where I suggest paramilitary hit squads backed with the resources of multiple governments and paid by the scalp?

Or bring in the Columbians and have them show these pikers how it's done.


The Brazilians are pretty good at that as well.
 
2013-11-26 11:22:17 PM  
I believe that the solution to Mexico's problems is more exorcisms and more cowbells. It's bell, book and candle. Not guitar, parish newsletter and LED flashlights.

All of the great Saints carried bells. The only thing that annoys demons more than saints and hippies with cowbells is Morris dancers with jingle bells. But then, Morris dancers annoy everybody.
 
2013-11-26 11:59:59 PM  
Mexico is screwed if there is such a level of idiocy there that people actually believe that sort of shiat.  Its no wonder the entire country is farked up.  Its unbelievable to me that the liberals want to let as many Mexicans as possible into the U.S..  They want to bring all the drug killings and cartels here.
 
2013-11-27 12:49:38 AM  
Why not try it? Jesus never handed out Prescriptions or advice on exercise. He cast out demons.
 
2013-11-27 08:15:38 AM  
Can't go wrong with more cow bell.
 
2013-11-27 12:00:48 PM  
The answer to Mexico's violence is ... less drug war.

It is too late to exorcise Nixon.
 
2013-11-27 12:11:05 PM  
In Bautista's view, the rising demand for exorcism is partly explained by the large numbers of Mexicans joining the cult of Saint Death, or Santa Muerte.

It is estimated that the cult, whose followers worship a skull in a wedding dress carrying a scythe, has some eight million followers in Mexico - and more among Mexican migrants in Central America, the US and Canada.

"It has also been adopted by the drug traffickers who ask her for help to avoid arrest and to make money," Bautista says. "In exchange they offer human sacrifices. And this has increased the violence in Mexico."


I think we're past the stage where a few exorcisms will solve the problem--Mexico needs a Crusade against this heresy.  Treat 'em like the Cathari of the Middle Ages; i.e. exterminate them to the last man.
 
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