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(Gawker)   Remember the band Lostprophets? Me neither, but their lead singer just pleaded guilty to raping an 11-month-old boy   (gawker.com) divider line 93
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2013-11-26 04:07:07 PM  
He tried.  I don't think he succeeded.  Not that it matters much, anyway.
 
2013-11-26 04:22:28 PM  
He kind of looks like a creep.

www.nndb.com
 
2013-11-26 04:26:47 PM  
ATTEMPTED rape.
Really, do they give a Nobel prize for ATTEMPTED chemistry?
 
2013-11-26 04:31:55 PM  
Paedophile Watkins, 36, from Pontypridd,

Well there's your problem. Parents, if you call your son Paedophile he might have problems in later life.

/or if your surname is File, don't call your son Peter.
 
2013-11-26 04:38:14 PM  
Welsh musician

www.theladiesofthehouse.org

This reenforces my assumption of racism in Britannia.
 
2013-11-26 07:56:41 PM  
 
2013-11-26 08:24:35 PM  
A-ha!  The bloody Welsh bastards.
 
2013-11-26 08:27:53 PM  
These the ones that had that music video with Courtney Cox or whatever? Or am I thinking of Vertical Horizon?
 
2013-11-26 08:28:04 PM  
possessing an extreme pornographic image involving a sex act on an animal

That's illegal?
 
2013-11-26 08:30:54 PM  
FTFHeadline: "raping an 11 month old boy"

Really, at 11 months does the gender even matter?

Also, I like the album with Last Train Home on it, and now feel bad about that.
 
2013-11-26 08:32:20 PM  
i.imgur.com

11 month olds, dude.

/WTF, man? Was the baby dressed in a revealing onesie?
 
2013-11-26 08:33:21 PM  

fusillade762: possessing an extreme pornographic image involving a sex act on an animal

That's illegal?


In most places yes it is. It falls under the bestiality laws.

This person deserves to be tortured beyond all recognition. I'm thinking daily visits to a Judas Chair.
 
2013-11-26 08:34:03 PM  
That might result in some lostprofits.
 
2013-11-26 08:34:37 PM  
 
2013-11-26 08:39:53 PM  
What's the best thing about sex with 11 month old boys?

THERE'S ELEVEN OF THEM!
 
2013-11-26 08:40:02 PM  

nimawai:

This person deserves to be tortured beyond all recognition. I'm thinking daily visits to a Judas Chair.



There's a better and more permanent solution:


static.comicvine.com
 
2013-11-26 08:41:42 PM  
He should be sentenced to life in prison...listening to his own crappy music.

My lord, I wish I wouldn't have youtubed that crappy band. Attempting baby rape is the only thing worse than his attempt at raping my ear drums.
 
2013-11-26 08:43:08 PM  

2wolves: A-ha!  The bloody Welsh bastards.


Aha's from Norway I thought?
 
2013-11-26 08:46:07 PM  
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-11-26 08:46:31 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: These the ones that had that music video with Courtney Cox or whatever? Or am I thinking of Vertical Horizon?


Bruce Springsteen.
 
2013-11-26 08:46:31 PM  

Slaxl: Paedophile Watkins, 36, from Pontypridd,

Well there's your problem. Parents, if you call your son Paedophile he might have problems in later life.

/or if your surname is File, don't call your son Peter.


img.fark.net
 
kab
2013-11-26 08:52:02 PM  
He's going to have an extremely unpleasant time in prison, I suspect.

/also, that band sucked.
 
2013-11-26 08:52:50 PM  
I think he's going nowhere and I doubt his punishment will be enough.
I don't think he had a reason to ever FALL IN LOVE.


/Castration and life in prison is too good for the man.
 
2013-11-26 08:53:50 PM  
I have one of their songs on my mp3, I listen to it when I run sometimes.

Standin on the rooftops everybody sing your HEAAAARRRRRT OUUUUUTTTTTTTTTT
 
2013-11-26 08:54:55 PM  

you are a puppet: I have one of their songs on my mp3, I listen to it when I run sometimes.

Standin on the rooftops everybody sing your HEAAAARRRRRT OUUUUUTTTTTTTTTT


Wait...scream your heart out? I think it's scream.
 
2013-11-26 08:55:08 PM  

Clutch2013: He tried.  I don't think he succeeded.  Not that it matters much, anyway.


I think it makes a big difference from the baby's point of view.

Christ... that guy needs his genitals removed. Like, right now. With whatever instrument within arm's reach...
 
2013-11-26 08:56:30 PM  

MagicBoris: Clutch2013: He tried.  I don't think he succeeded.  Not that it matters much, anyway.

I think it makes a big difference from the baby's point of view.

Christ... that guy needs his genitals removed. Like, right now. With whatever instrument within arm's reach...


use the tele
 
2013-11-26 08:57:10 PM  
I don't even want to think about the logistics of that.
 
2013-11-26 08:59:58 PM  
belt sander. 36 grit.
 
2013-11-26 09:00:07 PM  

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: I don't even want to think about the logistics of that.


It would be like trying to get a vial of ricin into a sealed stevia packet.
 
2013-11-26 09:02:11 PM  
byt.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com

DA FUQ?

He blames it drugs? Who has ever been so farked up they thought raping an infant was a good idea?
 
2013-11-26 09:02:13 PM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: One hit wonders are popular now?


I like how the comments have been disabled.

kab: He's going to have an extremely unpleasant time in prison, I suspect.


And likely short.
 
2013-11-26 09:05:40 PM  
images.contactmusic.com
 
2013-11-26 09:05:58 PM  
What kind of a man can't maintain an erection around a child?

i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2013-11-26 09:07:02 PM  

MagicBoris: Clutch2013: He tried.  I don't think he succeeded.  Not that it matters much, anyway.

I think it makes a big difference from the baby's point of view.

Christ... that guy needs his genitals removed. Like, right now. With whatever instrument within arm's reach...


pair of pliers and a blowtorch?
 
2013-11-26 09:09:52 PM  
If you feel the need to have sex with a child, don't do it, you creep! Jerk off to a kid's clothing catalog or something.
 
2013-11-26 09:10:39 PM  
What?  Did he watch Serbian Film or something?
 
2013-11-26 09:10:51 PM  

LoneDoggie: MagicBoris: Clutch2013: He tried.  I don't think he succeeded.  Not that it matters much, anyway.

I think it makes a big difference from the baby's point of view.

Christ... that guy needs his genitals removed. Like, right now. With whatever instrument within arm's reach...

pair of pliers and a blowtorch?


cdn2.modernman.com
Knows a couple of hard, pipe-hitting gentlemen...
 
2013-11-26 09:12:21 PM  
Next time someone says they disagree with the death penalty I'm bringing this up
 
2013-11-26 09:13:43 PM  
Step 1) Put him in a little metal box
Step 2) Add wasps, ticks, scorpions, fire ants, and Andy Dick
Step 3) Shale well
 
2013-11-26 09:14:47 PM  
 
2013-11-26 09:14:50 PM  
Dammit, I thought subbys headline was a type or something.  fark.

FTFA:  In addition to Watkins, the prosecution also brought charges against two female co-defendants who "abused their own children and made them available to Watkins for him to abuse."

What.  The.  Everlovin'.  fark.  I get that guys can be farked up, you hear about it all the time.  I don't think I've ever heard of women doing it to their own children.  That's... I...

I'm going to get a drink and punch a wall or something.  Goddammitsomuch.
 
2013-11-26 09:15:39 PM  
sorry was supposed to be a reply...
 
2013-11-26 09:16:00 PM  

Mega Steve: Step 1) Put him in a little metal box
Step 2) Add wasps, ticks, scorpions, fire ants, and Andy Dick
Step 3) Shale shake well


I r no speeling gud
 
2013-11-26 09:16:06 PM  

That guy on the bike: there is more sickening info here http://www.metalinjection.net/former-lostprophets-frontman-ian-watkin s -pleads-guilty-to-attempting-to-rape-a-baby-this-story-gets-weird.html

/html is not my friend


Well now that was a tad disturbing...
 
2013-11-26 09:20:48 PM  
I do remember that band for the Dragon Ninja vs Shinobi song.  I've heard worse I guess but it is nothing to be proud of.
 
2013-11-26 09:21:03 PM  
Someone like him is irredeemable and cannot serve a useful function in polite society.  Take him out back behind the woodshed and shoot him.
 
2013-11-26 09:27:16 PM  
Well I'll definitely remember them now. But not in a good way.
 
2013-11-26 09:31:08 PM  
How bad does it get...

That guy on the bike: there is more sickening info here http://www.metalinjection.net/former-lostprophets-frontman-ian-watkin s -pleads-guilty-to-attempting-to-rape-a-baby-this-story-gets-weird.html

/html is not my friend


Oh sweet Jesus.

The adults involved should be beaten to near-death, allowed to recover, and then beaten to death.
 
2013-11-26 09:35:19 PM  

whither_apophis: 2wolves: A-ha!  The bloody Welsh bastards.

Aha's from Norway I thought?


Maybe he meant a;GRUMH..., they were Welsh and once had a song someone might have heard of.
 
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