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2013-11-26 04:56:26 PM
"You may feel some slight discomfort while I set the bone."

-Dr. McCoy
 
2013-11-26 07:49:52 PM
"Someone or some...thing made that sound."
--JTK
 
2013-11-26 07:51:26 PM
Double dumbass on you.
 
2013-11-26 08:22:15 PM
It wasn't a line, but it was pretty funny when Luke kissed his sister
 
2013-11-26 08:42:42 PM
"I have penetrated the V'ger orifice."
 
2013-11-26 09:38:10 PM
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought"
 
2013-11-26 09:39:39 PM
"You became sexually aroused in my body!"

I'm not sure that one qualifies as "unintentionally" funny.
 
2013-11-26 09:41:38 PM

GRCooper: It wasn't a line, but it was pretty funny when Luke kissed his sister


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2013-11-26 09:42:34 PM
Subby and I seem to disagree on what is funny.
 
2013-11-26 09:45:29 PM
"We enjoy it"
"The literature?"
 
2013-11-26 09:54:30 PM
that was painful
 
2013-11-26 09:55:02 PM
At least they got #1 right.
 
2013-11-26 09:55:29 PM
"Any sign of Neelix's lungs?"
 
2013-11-26 09:59:06 PM
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2013-11-26 10:07:24 PM
"...Finney..."
 
2013-11-26 10:09:24 PM
'Dis fauut iss too da det'.
 
2013-11-26 10:12:53 PM
I'm a role model. Picard.
 
2013-11-26 10:13:55 PM

Ed Grubermann: [fc05.deviantart.net image 525x700]


What's the pedo bear seal for? It can't be for the actress or her character...
 
2013-11-26 10:15:10 PM
Bring d'Artagnan to sick bay.

Ok, probably intentionally funny... but not for Spock. Spock would not be intentionally funny.
 
2013-11-26 10:15:52 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: GRCooper: It wasn't a line, but it was pretty funny when Luke kissed his sister

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2013-11-26 10:16:01 PM
"Good tea. Nice house."
 
2013-11-26 10:17:48 PM
"I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter in my grandmother's journal."

"Sub Rosa" is the best worst episode of any incarnation of Star Trek. It's just... awful. I'm glad they got sued. Even without copyright infringement, they definitely deserved to get sued for that abomination.
 
2013-11-26 10:18:13 PM
Worf's Klingon birds and bees speech to Wesley cracks me up every time, of course it's meant to be funny though.
 
2013-11-26 10:18:38 PM
What does God need with a starship?
-Rand Paul
 
2013-11-26 10:18:50 PM

gingerjet: B.L.Z. Bub: GRCooper: It wasn't a line, but it was pretty funny when Luke kissed his sister

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Jokes are supposed to be funny.
 
2013-11-26 10:19:10 PM
i',m a doctor jim, not a ,,,,,,,
 
2013-11-26 10:24:55 PM
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"Do not hug me."
"Sir, I protest; I am not a merry man!"
"You are an insulting pompous fool, and if you were not an ambassador I would disembowel you right here!"
"Nice hat."
 
2013-11-26 10:26:30 PM
"A fat tribble?"
   - Kirk


"Take d'Artagnan here to sickbay!"
- Spock
 
2013-11-26 10:26:52 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: gingerjet: B.L.Z. Bub: GRCooper: It wasn't a line, but it was pretty funny when Luke kissed his sister

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Jokes are supposed to be funny.


Hell of a lot funnier than anything in the article.
 
2013-11-26 10:29:43 PM
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"And from my observations, it seems they're bisexual, reproducing at will. And, brother, have they got a lot of will. "
 
2013-11-26 10:32:37 PM
I always liked the "Take the cheese to sickbay" line.
 
2013-11-26 10:33:14 PM

gingerjet: B.L.Z. Bub: gingerjet: B.L.Z. Bub: GRCooper: It wasn't a line, but it was pretty funny when Luke kissed his sister

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[www.99chan.org image 452x339]

Jokes are supposed to be funny.

Hell of a lot funnier than anything in the article.


I bow to that left handed compliment ...
 
2013-11-26 10:34:10 PM
Sulu to Uhura: "I'll protect you fair maiden!"
Uhura: "Sorry.  Neither."
 
2013-11-26 10:34:17 PM

t3knomanser: "I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter in my grandmother's journal."

"Sub Rosa" is the best worst episode of any incarnation of Star Trek. It's just... awful. I'm glad they got sued. Even without copyright infringement, they definitely deserved to get sued for that abomination.


Wait... that piece of crap was actually stolen from something else? On purpose?
 
2013-11-26 10:35:32 PM
We may explode into the biggest fireball this part of the galaxy has seen, but we've got to take  that one in a million chance!!!
 
2013-11-26 10:35:46 PM
Search for "Star Trek the sexed generation" on You Tube.


/enjoy
 
2013-11-26 10:37:05 PM
There. Are. Four. Lights!
 
2013-11-26 10:40:30 PM

t3knomanser: "Sub Rosa" is the best worst episode of any incarnation of Star Trek. It's just... awful.


I don't know, what about the Voyager episode where Paris discovers a way to reach warp 10 and it turns him and Jayneway into salamanders and they mate?
 
2013-11-26 10:44:06 PM

darkman2000: Sulu to Uhura: "I'll protect you fair maiden!"
Uhura: "Sorry.  Neither."


I do not remember that, but that may be the funniest thing I've heard today.
 
2013-11-26 10:45:00 PM
 
2013-11-26 10:45:53 PM

Mugato: t3knomanser: "Sub Rosa" is the best worst episode of any incarnation of Star Trek. It's just... awful.

I don't know, what about the Voyager episode where Paris discovers a way to reach warp 10 and it turns him and Jayneway into salamanders and they mate?


And then the author of that episode ("Threshold") went on to produce a short-lived TV series of the same name:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Threshold_(TV_series)
 
2013-11-26 10:46:46 PM

Mugato: t3knomanser: "Sub Rosa" is the best worst episode of any incarnation of Star Trek. It's just... awful.

I don't know, what about the Voyager episode where Paris discovers a way to reach warp 10 and it turns him and Jayneway into salamanders and they mate?

You've forgotten the 1937 Ford half-ton that starts on the first try after floating in space for 200 years.

The pussification of the Hirogin were no bargain, either.

 
2013-11-26 10:47:32 PM

Mugato: t3knomanser: "Sub Rosa" is the best worst episode of any incarnation of Star Trek. It's just... awful.

I don't know, what about the Voyager episode where Paris discovers a way to reach warp 10 and it turns him and Jayneway into salamanders and they mate?


I dunno. Janeway's dig on him at the end was pretty funny... in an emasculating sort of way. 

 Which with Paris made it even funnier. 

/Voyager has grown on me. Probably my favorite next to TNG.
 
2013-11-26 10:48:43 PM
"Please, Captain. Not in front of the Klingons."
 
2013-11-26 10:49:43 PM

vesalius: Worf's Klingon birds and bees speech to Wesley cracks me up every time, of course it's meant to be funny though.


"It's about this long, and this thick." - Wesley totally not describing Worf's penis in Wil's review of Justice
 
2013-11-26 10:52:19 PM

clkeagle: t3knomanser: "I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter in my grandmother's journal."

"Sub Rosa" is the best worst episode of any incarnation of Star Trek. It's just... awful. I'm glad they got sued. Even without copyright infringement, they definitely deserved to get sued for that abomination.

Wait... that piece of crap was actually stolen from something else? On purpose?


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-11-26 10:52:46 PM
Crusher in the episode where she's trapped in the pocket universe warp bubble:
"If there's nothing wrong with me, there must be something wrong with the Universe!"
 
2013-11-26 11:04:45 PM
"Captain's Log"
 
2013-11-26 11:05:25 PM

darkman2000: Sulu to Uhura: "I'll protect you fair maiden!"
Uhura: "Sorry.  Neither."


Yep, that's the one.
 
2013-11-26 11:08:03 PM

t3knomanser: "I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter in my grandmother's journal."

"Sub Rosa" is the best worst episode of any incarnation of Star Trek. It's just... awful. I'm glad they got sued. Even without copyright infringement, they definitely deserved to get sued for that abomination.


Jonathan Frakes directed that one.  A Trekkie I knew back then said "You know he was loving those scenes with the ghost lover and Crusher.  'Moan, Bev!'"
 
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