Bastard Toadflax: Please let it be a Chinaman.
whatshisname: Urine trouble!
LoveRBS: Oh! Just like in that one movie! What was it?
OneDeltaTenTango: Was it me that micturated on you rug?
kombi: Was it a nihilist ?
js34603: The Chinamen is not the issue here.
J. Frank Parnell: LoveRBS: Oh! Just like in that one movie! What was it?[img.fark.net image 500x250]
TastyEloi: "And this picture was taken when Mrs.Reagan was first lady of the nation..."My single favorite line in the film. I'm not sure why. Just the way Philip Seymour Hoffman delivers it, it always cracks me up.
SevenYearHawk: [i229.photobucket.com image 250x207]/I got nuttin'
Summoner101: You're out of your element, Parnell!
bwilson27: You don't fark with the Jesus.
kombi: What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
kombi: bwilson27: You don't fark with the Jesus.I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man.
haterade: kombi: What in God's holy name are you blathering about?I'm guessing you're not a bowler.
bwilson27: Huh? No, what the fock are you ... I'm not ... we're talking about unchecked aggression here, dude.
kombi: haterade: kombi: What in God's holy name are you blathering about?I'm guessing you're not a bowler.Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
haterade: I'll suck your **** for a thousand dollars.
kombi: bwilson27: Huh? No, what the fock are you ... I'm not ... we're talking about unchecked aggression here, dude.You're entering a world of pain, son. We know that this is your homework. We know that you stole a car.
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