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(KRON 4)   Man arrested for attacking man who peed on his rug. In all fairness, the rug did tie the whole room together   (news.kron4.com) divider line 89
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2013-11-26 07:52:25 PM
Please let it be a Chinaman.
 
2013-11-26 10:35:05 PM
lazydabbler.files.wordpress.com

That's just, like, your opinion, man.
 
2013-11-26 10:35:41 PM
At least he didn't attack the guy with a marmot.
 
2013-11-26 10:37:14 PM
Urine trouble!
 
2013-11-26 10:37:54 PM
Oh!  Just like in that one movie!  What was it?
 
2013-11-26 10:38:50 PM

Bastard Toadflax: Please let it be a Chinaman.


The Chinamen is not the issue here.
 
2013-11-26 10:39:08 PM
Was it me that micturated on you rug?
 
2013-11-26 10:39:51 PM
Was it a nihilist ?
 
2013-11-26 10:40:12 PM

whatshisname: Urine trouble!


Shut the fark up, Donnie!
 
2013-11-26 10:40:14 PM

LoveRBS: Oh!  Just like in that one movie!  What was it?


The Maltese Falcon
 
2013-11-26 10:40:15 PM

OneDeltaTenTango: Was it me that micturated on you rug?


Certain information has come to light.
 
v15
2013-11-26 10:41:50 PM
This aggression will NOT stand!!
 
2013-11-26 10:42:46 PM

kombi: Was it a nihilist ?


Nihilists!  I mean, say what you want about national socialism, at least it was an ethos!
 
2013-11-26 10:42:46 PM
It's not about the rug, dude.  You're free to keep that with our compliments.
 
2013-11-26 10:44:41 PM

js34603: The Chinamen is not the issue here.


Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
 
2013-11-26 10:44:43 PM
I guess we can close the file on that one.
 
2013-11-26 10:45:29 PM

VAGINA

 
2013-11-26 10:45:48 PM
Additional movie quote
 
2013-11-26 10:47:28 PM

LoveRBS: Oh!  Just like in that one movie!  What was it?


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2013-11-26 10:48:11 PM
"And this picture was taken when Mrs.Reagan was first lady of the nation..."

My single favorite line in the film. I'm not sure why. Just the way Philip Seymour Hoffman delivers it, it always cracks me up.
 
2013-11-26 10:48:58 PM
OVER THE LINE!
 
2013-11-26 10:51:18 PM

J. Frank Parnell: LoveRBS: Oh!  Just like in that one movie!  What was it?

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You're out of your element, Parnell!
 
2013-11-26 10:53:35 PM

TastyEloi: "And this picture was taken when Mrs.Reagan was first lady of the nation..."

My single favorite line in the film. I'm not sure why. Just the way Philip Seymour Hoffman delivers it, it always cracks me up.


Not California.
 
2013-11-26 10:53:46 PM
No mention if alcohol was involved?!
I'm shocked.


/dnrta
 
2013-11-26 10:54:33 PM

J. Frank Parnell: LoveRBS: Oh!  Just like in that one movie!  What was it?

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Strong men also cry.. Strong men also cry...
 
2013-11-26 10:54:39 PM
Hey, careful man, there's a beverage here!
 
2013-11-26 10:55:35 PM
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
 
2013-11-26 10:56:04 PM
San Francisco, another gay lover spat...
 
2013-11-26 10:59:05 PM

farkingismybusiness: VAGINA


I notice you said that without batting an eye, farkingismybusiness . Here is the number of a doctor who will see you about that crack on the jaw; you will receive . . . no bill. He's a good man. And thorough.


/the bums will always lose.
//do you hear me, farkingismybusiness?
//THE BUMS WILL ALWAYS LOSE!
 
2013-11-26 11:02:10 PM
All the dude ever wanted was his rug back...

/darker than a black steer's tuckus on a moonless prairie night
 
2013-11-26 11:03:30 PM
So you have no frame of reference here, Donny. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know...
 
2013-11-26 11:06:33 PM
i229.photobucket.com

/I got nuttin'
 
2013-11-26 11:08:29 PM

SevenYearHawk: [i229.photobucket.com image 250x207]

/I got nuttin'


Don't be fatuous
 
2013-11-26 11:09:40 PM
What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
 
2013-11-26 11:10:08 PM

TastyEloi: "And this picture was taken when Mrs.Reagan was first lady of the nation..."

My single favorite line in the film. I'm not sure why. Just the way Philip Seymour Hoffman delivers it, it always cracks me up.


it's one of my favorite PSH roles ever. The perfect toadie. My favorite moment of his in TBL is just his reaction when Bunny offers to cuckold the Dude's sock.
 
2013-11-26 11:11:33 PM

Summoner101: You're out of your element, Parnell!


I am the walrus.
 
2013-11-26 11:14:04 PM
Give em the ringer, Dude.
 
2013-11-26 11:17:12 PM
You don't go out looking for a job dressed like that? On a weekday?
 
2013-11-26 11:18:34 PM
Why is everything a travesty with you, man?
 
2013-11-26 11:19:26 PM
You don't fark with the Jesus.
 
2013-11-26 11:21:00 PM

bwilson27: You don't fark with the Jesus.


I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man.
 
2013-11-26 11:21:47 PM

kombi: What in God's holy name are you blathering about?


I'm guessing you're not a bowler.
 
2013-11-26 11:22:41 PM

kombi: bwilson27: You don't fark with the Jesus.

I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man.


Eight year olds dude. Eight year olds.
 
2013-11-26 11:23:05 PM

haterade: kombi: What in God's holy name are you blathering about?

I'm guessing you're not a bowler.


Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
 
2013-11-26 11:23:07 PM
Huh? No, what the fock are you ... I'm not ... we're talking about unchecked aggression here, dude.
 
2013-11-26 11:24:20 PM

bwilson27: Huh? No, what the fock are you ... I'm not ... we're talking about unchecked aggression here, dude.


You're entering a world of pain, son. We know that this is your homework. We know that you stole a car.
 
2013-11-26 11:26:03 PM
I'll suck your **** for a thousand dollars.
 
2013-11-26 11:28:25 PM

kombi: haterade: kombi: What in God's holy name are you blathering about?

I'm guessing you're not a bowler.

Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.


Eh..golfer. I messed that one up.
 
2013-11-26 11:29:20 PM

haterade: I'll suck your **** for a thousand dollars.


Ah hahahahaha! Wonderful woman. We're all, we're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited.
 
2013-11-26 11:32:07 PM

kombi: bwilson27: Huh? No, what the fock are you ... I'm not ... we're talking about unchecked aggression here, dude.

You're entering a world of pain, son. We know that this is your homework. We know that you stole a car.


 Has the whole world gone  crazy?!! Am I the only one around here who gives a shiat about the Rules?? Mark it zero!!
 
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