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4134 clicks; posted to Video » on 26 Nov 2013 at 5:08 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-11-26 05:15:20 PM  
I like how the baby is just looking at mommy the whole time.

Cute stuff.
 
2013-11-26 05:45:52 PM  
I was hoping he'd actually fight the baby for real, not just do a bunch of cutsey stuff.
 
2013-11-26 06:07:03 PM  
I expected this to be a Rob Ford video.
 
2013-11-26 06:07:34 PM  
I thought it was pretty funny.  Reminded me of one of his earlier videos from a few years ago...   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jeu6bXxTwfk  He's a funny guy...
 
2013-11-26 06:11:25 PM  
Let's see you take on this baby, big man!
 
2013-11-26 06:13:03 PM  
Just punch them in the face.
www.minority-review.com
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2013-11-26 06:31:43 PM  
I love this. It's exactly how I related to all three of my kids as babies.
 
2013-11-26 06:38:50 PM  

lasercannon: Just punch them in the face.
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Oh dear god, what movie is that from?
 
2013-11-26 06:40:10 PM  

BumpInTheNight: lasercannon: Just punch them in the face.
[www.minority-review.com image 551x273]
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 500x279]
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Oh dear god, what movie is that from?


Wait, file names gave it, nice.
 
2013-11-26 06:41:25 PM  
Also effective against the elderly and infirm.
 
2013-11-26 07:39:25 PM  
romerobrooks.com
 
2013-11-26 08:16:18 PM  
www.parentfail.com
 
2013-11-26 10:53:56 PM  

Theaetetus: [www.parentfail.com image 480x640]


who is that brave naked man who fights babies?
 
2013-11-26 11:12:53 PM  

some_beer_drinker: Theaetetus: [www.parentfail.com image 480x640]

who is that brave naked man who fights babies?


Some say he was just a man, some say he was a god. We know him as... the Baby-punter.
 
2013-11-26 11:53:42 PM  
I had three nephews that were spaced just far enough apart that it was constant headbutts to the nuts for about 8 years.

I was wrestling with the youngest once and back-headbutted me right in the eye.  Damn near knocked me out and left a shiner.  Babies are vicious.
 
2013-11-27 04:00:58 AM  
After you beat them in combat you must devour them to gain their strength and to ensure they never threaten your rule...


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-11-27 04:01:02 AM  
Baby fingernails are sharp as knives! Watch out for scratches near the eyes!
 
2013-11-27 09:30:41 AM  

Kuta: Baby fingernails are sharp as knives! Watch out for scratches near the eyes!


That's why I pull them out when I fight them.
 
2013-11-27 09:53:13 AM  

bikerbob59: Kuta: Baby fingernails are sharp as knives! Watch out for scratches near the eyes!

That's why I pull them out when I fight them.


I know that seems like a smart precaution, but the smart money is always on the guy who binds the baby's hands before the fight.

/ well, ok, "usually" on the guy
// little monsters
/// third slashy for the slashing fingernails
 
2013-11-27 12:54:25 PM  
For shame people. Never raise your hand to a child. . .


It leaves your mid-section exposed.
 
2013-11-27 01:30:34 PM  

some_beer_drinker: Theaetetus: [www.parentfail.com image 480x640]

who is that brave naked man who fights babies?


Kuta: Baby fingernails are sharp as knives! Watch out for scratches near the eyes!


Cronus.... Zeus's father
 
2013-11-28 04:01:53 AM  
Where do you stand?
 
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