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(TC Palm)   Investigative journalist discovers pizza is "a flat food featuring cheese and tomato sauce"   (blogs.tcpalm.com) divider line 40
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2013-11-26 04:28:43 PM
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2013-11-26 05:05:17 PM
NOT IF YOUR FROM CHICAGO AM I RIHGHT
 
2013-11-26 05:11:55 PM
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2013-11-26 05:13:00 PM
Never been to Chicago or California then I guess.

/hides behind slashies and gets popcorn
 
2013-11-26 05:13:43 PM
that story really confused me
 
2013-11-26 05:13:45 PM
If it doesn't include sausage an inch thick you might as well be eating a flat food featuring cheese and tomato sauce like they do in New Yawk.
 
2013-11-26 05:14:39 PM
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EVERYTHING needs more bacon.
 
2013-11-26 05:15:00 PM

sigdiamond2000: NOT IF YOUR FROM CHICAGO AM I RIHGHT


CHUCH, fellow Chicagoan! Imagine the damage done if it were a deep dish. And trust me, I've seen a couple (drunken) cooks injure themselves with those, and those scars stick around.
 
2013-11-26 05:15:22 PM

sigdiamond2000: NOT IF YOUR FROM CHICAGO AM I RIHGHT


Sometimes

chicagoweekly.net
 
2013-11-26 05:16:26 PM
Anybody tried one of these? Any good?
www.northplattepost.com
 
2013-11-26 05:17:29 PM

de_Selby: that story really confused me


Yeah, me too.  At first I thought he was barfing up pizza and then his girlfriend made him more.

But then, realized he already barfed and she made him a pizza.  Which I thought to myself, who the hell wants to eat anything after throwing up?
 
2013-11-26 05:19:00 PM
Pizza I understand, but what is this barfing the article mentions?
 
2013-11-26 05:20:58 PM
You hear that Chicago?! You f*cking heathens!
 
2013-11-26 05:20:59 PM
cdn.themetapicture.com
 
2013-11-26 05:23:50 PM
Good for her - drunk douche vomits on her bed, then she's nice enough to try and feed him, so he gets all "rejecty" when she says he's a drunken loser who puked on her bed and she's wondering how the heck she'll ever get moist again after experiencing that ugly side of him... plus he has a small dick and doesn't even go down... so yeah. Friend zoning is too good for him.
 
2013-11-26 05:23:52 PM
Your girlfriend made you a friggin' PIZZA and you threw it at her?

Good luck finding another girl like that, you jackass.
 
2013-11-26 05:26:18 PM
abcnews.go.com

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www.simplyzesty.com

i.perezhilton.com

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2013-11-26 05:26:43 PM
Nice use of his journalism degree.
 
2013-11-26 05:28:31 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: Your girlfriend made you a friggin' PIZZA and you threw it at her?

Good luck finding another girl like that, you jackass.


In his defense, it was probably one of those shiatty frozen pizzas and a cheese-only one at that.
 
2013-11-26 05:29:48 PM
Romero cheese?
 
2013-11-26 05:33:49 PM

Super Chronic: Romero cheese?


Thanks, now I'm hungry..

www.markyscaviar.com
 
2013-11-26 05:35:31 PM
What sort of a drooling moron would need to be told what a pizza is these days? Could such an imbecile even be able to read?
 
2013-11-26 05:36:37 PM
tnation.t-nation.com
 
2013-11-26 05:37:21 PM
Chicago pizza sucks compared to what they call pizza in Campton Township, IL.
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-11-26 05:38:18 PM
Did the journalist in TFA really write "blew chunks"?  Standards for that news site are low.
 
2013-11-26 05:38:25 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: [media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 350x250]


That 2nd one gave me an idea: Turkey gravy for the sauce, light on the cheese, oven-roasted turkey, sliced potatoes (like chip-thin sliced), maybe some corn and green beans...could be a winner.
 
2013-11-26 05:39:39 PM
Corndogs? An LSU pizza???
 
2013-11-26 05:42:42 PM

odinsposse: sigdiamond2000: NOT IF YOUR FROM CHICAGO AM I RIHGHT

Sometimes

[chicagoweekly.net image 500x292]


Dat oil.
 
2013-11-26 05:43:58 PM
Pizza is a disgusting dish that has no good qualities.  Granted to those who enjoy it, go for it but don't bother saving me a slice.  My reasoning for hating said dish is due to tomatoes, which I hate more than any other food... I abhor it so much that I don't partake in any sauces, ketchup, or pretty much anything that an evil tomato has come in contact with.
 
2013-11-26 05:46:05 PM

blatz514: Super Chronic: Romero cheese?

Thanks, now I'm hungry..

[www.markyscaviar.com image 350x350]


Perhaps you'd like some casu marzu? I hear that cheese really hops.

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Literally Addicted: Did the journalist in TFA really write "blew chunks"?


The worst of it is that Chunks is his dog. :-(
 
2013-11-26 05:48:31 PM

special20: Chicago pizza sucks compared to what they call pizza in Campton Township, IL.
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Aww, HELL no.
 
2013-11-26 06:09:02 PM
"He started blowing chunks and his girlfriend helped him." How did she help do that?
 
2013-11-26 06:11:04 PM

Beertender: "He started blowing chunks and his girlfriend helped him." How did she help do that?


Prostate massage.
 
2013-11-26 06:25:15 PM

Beertender: "He started blowing chunks and his girlfriend helped him." How did she help do that?


You're missing the point. "Chunks" is the name of the clown.
 
2013-11-26 06:38:18 PM

FuzedBox: Sock Ruh Tease: Your girlfriend made you a friggin' PIZZA and you threw it at her?

Good luck finding another girl like that, you jackass.

In his defense, it was probably one of those shiatty frozen pizzas and a cheese-only one at that.


They're the best, because at least you get plenty of cheese.

Add something yourself though.
 
2013-11-26 07:15:17 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: Beertender: "He started blowing chunks and his girlfriend helped him." How did she help do that?

You're missing the point. "Chunks" is the name of the clown.


I thought Chunks was their dog
 
2013-11-26 07:28:44 PM

spawn73: FuzedBox: Sock Ruh Tease: Your girlfriend made you a friggin' PIZZA and you threw it at her?

Good luck finding another girl like that, you jackass.

In his defense, it was probably one of those shiatty frozen pizzas and a cheese-only one at that.

They're the best, because at least you get plenty of cheese.

Add something yourself though.


Heh, did that a lot through college. Get a cheap store-brand frozen pizza, some pepperoni, green chile, herbs, additional cheese (the cheap-o ones often have very little), etc. Good stuff.
 
2013-11-26 08:54:56 PM
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2013-11-26 10:13:37 PM
isheltoe:

Pizza is a disgusting dish that has no good qualities.  Granted to those who enjoy it, go for it but don't bother saving me a slice.  My reasoning for hating said dish is due to tomatoes, which I hate more than any other food... I abhor it so much that I don't partake in any sauces, ketchup, or pretty much anything that an evil tomato has come in contact with.

I don't think I've ever run into anyone who dislikes pizza.  Indifferent maybe... but openly hostile to pizza?  No.
 
2013-11-26 10:59:25 PM
Please don't be Will Greenlee...please don't be Will Greenlee . *click* GODDAMMIT!
 
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