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(Toronto Star)   Man beats bear to death with rock. Subby wonders where he got the stones   (thestar.com) divider line 20
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2013-11-26 04:30:12 PM
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2013-11-26 05:00:13 PM
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2013-11-26 05:09:07 PM
IF only that bear had some paper, that guy would have been toast.
 
2013-11-26 05:34:36 PM
I can beat any animal to death with a rock... after I hit it with a car first.
 
2013-11-26 05:40:09 PM
Hey bears, what's going on?
 
2013-11-26 05:41:04 PM

calbert: I can beat any animal to death with a rock... after I hit it with a car first.


Not this guy.
www.rongosling.com
 
2013-11-26 05:45:52 PM
userserve-ak.last.fm

Rock brings world peace and death to bears.
 
2013-11-26 05:58:21 PM
Nobody gets upset when someones uses a good offensive scheme to beat the Bears to death every Sunday.
 
2013-11-26 06:06:13 PM
I thought the rock was supposed to keep bears away?
 
2013-11-26 06:16:56 PM
Guy just needs to be an official 'conservation officer' in Canada.
They almost kill more bears than people living on the edge of a forest can scream "OH NOES!!!! NATURE IS SCARY!!! PLEASE COME AND KILL IT!!!!"

/China's bear parts market, approves.
 
2013-11-26 06:19:10 PM
...he also bowled 300 after just two frames.  He's the most interesting man in the world.
 
2013-11-26 06:38:21 PM
Bear bacon is even awesomer than pork bacon. Just saying'.

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2013-11-26 07:19:05 PM
Your bare hands against his bear hands.

(A hollow voice says "plug").
 
2013-11-26 07:36:36 PM

EvilEgg: IF only that bear had some paper, that guy would have been toast.


Or a paper bear.
 
2013-11-26 08:48:49 PM
wow wotta douche
 
2013-11-26 09:57:05 PM

calbert: I can beat any animal to death with a rock... after I hit it with a car first.


Basically how the American motoring public actually thinks about literally anything and anyone outside their car.  It's like nobody read The Great Gatsby, or if they did, thought Daisy was someone to look up to.
 
2013-11-26 10:01:24 PM
I'm not normally a tremendous asshole, but this guy managed to get both of my launch keys and single-handedly turned them simultaneously with that move.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-11-26 10:07:58 PM
"Man beats bear to death with?"
Oh....ROCK!
I thought it said........well, never mind.

My first misread would be infinitely more impressive. But I imagine his dating life would suffer.
 
2013-11-27 10:12:33 AM
Farking dumba*s.
 
2013-11-27 02:48:44 PM
So leave the bear in misery for the "authorities" to kill it hummanely?
 
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