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(Deadspin)   Stats are cruel and hurtful to Rudy Gay, so he kicks them out of the house   (regressing.deadspin.com) divider line 16
    More: Weird, Rudy Gay, Goran Dragic, Boris Diaw, statistics, Tyler Hansbrough, Evan Turner, Monta Ellis, Ty Lawson  
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2013-11-26 04:35:30 PM  
RUDY RUDY RUDY RUDY!!!
 
2013-11-26 04:40:09 PM  
11-for-37
 
2013-11-26 04:51:22 PM  
This is gay.
 
2013-11-26 04:53:58 PM  
This would be such perfect satire, I thought it was fake at first.  He is such a garbage player
 
2013-11-26 05:05:10 PM  
Of all the potential NBA stories we get a Gay one and not even a real gay one
 
2013-11-26 05:22:35 PM  
Not nearly as cruel and hurtful as watching Raptors management turn countless top 10 picks into....nothing.
 
2013-11-26 05:22:50 PM  
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-11-26 06:01:52 PM  
TFA: "His 16.81 PER sandwiches him between Boris Diaw and Tyler Hansbrough "

Still blows what Derrick Rose was doing out of the water (~9.3)

/THE RETUpotato
 
2013-11-26 06:01:53 PM  
FTFA:
"I wanted to just nip it in the butt before it became an issue," he said. "We come in here after losses, after wins and people are staring at those stat sheets, but that's not what we're about. We're a team and the stat that matters is the W."

Uhm, maybe if Gangloot Olejnefertiti realized he was shooting 37% from the charity stripe, instead of the 81% he THINKS who shoots, he could better allocate his resources to the betterment of, you know, more points. More Ws. Knowatimsayin?
 
2013-11-26 06:21:12 PM  
The reason why he is even on the Raps to begin with was due to a desperate move by their last GM to not get fired. He is such an offensive blackhole that every time he scores, you say to yourself "well, even a broken cloak is right twice a day". Rudy Gay honestly thinks the Raptors management are so desperate for a recognizable player on the team that they'll put up with him jacking up 30 shots a game to get 20 points along with that ridiculous contract. And you know what, the management might actually be that stupid.
 
2013-11-26 06:23:49 PM  

Fallout Boy: The reason why he is even on the Raps to begin with was due to a desperate move by their last GM to not get fired. He is such an offensive blackhole that every time he scores, you say to yourself "well, even a broken cloak is right twice a day". Rudy Gay honestly thinks the Raptors management are so desperate for a recognizable player on the team that they'll put up with him jacking up 30 shots a game to get 20 points along with that ridiculous contract. And you know what, the management might actually be that stupid.


*clock
 
2013-11-26 06:31:05 PM  
I wanted to just nip it in the butt before it became an issue," Gay said.
 
2013-11-26 06:41:41 PM  

Fallout Boy: The reason why he is even on the Raps to begin with was due to a desperate move by their last GM to not get fired. He is such an offensive blackhole that every time he scores, you say to yourself "well, even a broken cloak is right twice a day". Rudy Gay honestly thinks the Raptors management are so desperate for a recognizable player on the team that they'll put up with him jacking up 30 shots a game to get 20 points along with that ridiculous contract. And you know what, the management might actually be that stupid.


The new GM's smarter than the old one; I bet Ujiri would trade Rudy for a ham sandwich given the opportunity.
 
2013-11-26 07:17:39 PM  

gtfan92: 11-for-37


That's it, close up the thread - we're done here.
 
2013-11-26 09:31:36 PM  
Way to bury the lede:

Gay Wants To Nip It In The Butt
 
2013-11-27 08:21:01 AM  
I love the debate over this guy.
 
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