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(IndyStar)   Hi, my name is Eric. See my face, vehicle and license plate number? Good, I'll be back in an hour to rob the joint   ( divider line
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2013-11-26 02:38:19 PM  
Jesus, they staked it out but couldn't catch him in the act?

I'm not sure I agree with you a 100% on your police work there, Lou.
2013-11-26 02:44:28 PM  
The first visit was just to case the joint, and rob it a little.
2013-11-26 02:46:39 PM  

hammettman: Jesus, they staked it out but couldn't catch him in the act?

I'm not sure I agree with you a 100% on your police work there, Lou.

At least they claim to have reviewed security footage before going after him. Though it sounds like this guy should really join the Olympic team. 10 seconds to rob a gas station and only seconds more to outrun the cops? This guy would bring home all the gold!
2013-11-26 02:54:52 PM  
Franklin Police Lt. Kerry Atwood said police sent a patrol car to monitor the gas station. But it wasn't enough to stop the robber from coming back just after 7 p.m. Atwood said the man darted out of an alley and robbed the clerk at gunpoint before sprinting away.

The officer "must have glanced away and didn't see it. It was such a short time," Atwood said. "From the time he appeared to the time he disappeared, it was 10 seconds."

Damn fine police work, there, Lou.
2013-11-26 04:36:27 PM  
I would've had someone ready with a shotgun or have an undercover inside the store.

Stupid cop probably had his face full of food.
2013-11-26 09:00:45 PM  
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2013-11-27 12:30:03 AM  
Not to leave the room, even if you come and get him.
2013-11-27 03:28:04 AM  
I have to give cudos to the robber. Might not have the biggest brain but he's got a pair on him.
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