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(New Zealand Herald)   Man with ironic name has throat cancer   (nzherald.co.nz) divider line 40
    More: Misc, throat cancer, John Walker, radiation treatments  
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2013-11-26 12:10:19 PM
Like rain on your wedding day.
 
2013-11-26 12:40:56 PM
Is that name pronounced "quacks" or "quocks?"
 
2013-11-26 01:13:26 PM
Bit disappointing that. Was rather gunning for Throat Warbler Mangrove this time.
 
2013-11-26 01:28:50 PM
We know what Subby's Mom was doing with her throat in lieu of ensuring her child was completing the assigned English homework.

(Hint: it involved many diphthongs)
 
2013-11-26 01:40:53 PM
Good thing he has Aflak.
 
2013-11-26 02:35:03 PM
THIS DOES NOT HELP MY ANATIDAEPHOBIA!!1!
 
2013-11-26 02:57:22 PM
At least it wasn't Dick Queff
 
2013-11-26 03:00:58 PM
John Neverdie?
 
2013-11-26 03:01:17 PM
Did he get it from going down on Catherine Zeta-Jones?
 
2013-11-26 03:03:50 PM

edmo: Bit disappointing that. Was rather gunning for Throat Warbler Mangrove this time.


Throat Canceler Mangrove?
 
2013-11-26 03:04:31 PM
Gene Masseth?
 
2013-11-26 03:04:33 PM
not ironic
 
2013-11-26 03:04:40 PM
NOT IRONIC AGAIN SUBBY!!

STOP THAT!!!


/unless his penis was shaped like water fowl and made funny noises.


//THAT would be ironic (and painful)
 
2013-11-26 03:08:11 PM

ChipNASA: NOT IRONIC AGAIN SUBBY!!

STOP THAT!!!

/unless his penis was shaped like water fowl and made funny noises.


//THAT would be ironic (and painful)


As a man who can twist his penis into the shape of a wood duck but can only manage to get it to make squeaky noises, I'm both amused and challenged by your remark.
 
2013-11-26 03:08:53 PM

ChipNASA: NOT IRONIC AGAIN SUBBY!!

STOP THAT!!!

/unless his penis was shaped like water fowl and made funny noises.


//THAT would be ironic (and painful)


No no no, it's ironic if he farts like a duck.
 
2013-11-26 03:09:10 PM
Well... I have a lump on the side on my throat too, with a blood test and an echo that didn't identify what it is, so I'm going for a biopsy next week, so I'm getting a kick out of this....

/sister died a couple of years ago from cancer after three month if discovering a lump... lots of similar stories in the family
//doctor insists that I shouldn't worry
 
2013-11-26 03:12:32 PM

imfallen_angel: Well... I have a lump on the side on my throat too, with a blood test and an echo that didn't identify what it is, so I'm going for a biopsy next week, so I'm getting a kick out of this....

/sister died a couple of years ago from cancer after three month if discovering a lump... lots of similar stories in the family
//doctor insists that I shouldn't worry


"I'm not worried for myself, doctor. I'm afraid I will pass on without paying your bill."

There, that will keep him up at night.
 
2013-11-26 03:13:58 PM
I really hate stories about former super-athletes (professional or amateur) getting cancer.

You'd think if great talent in that field was good for anything, it would be for earning you a peaceful, painless demise.
 
2013-11-26 03:16:48 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-11-26 03:19:38 PM

imfallen_angel: Well... I have a lump on the side on my throat too, with a blood test and an echo that didn't identify what it is, so I'm going for a biopsy next week, so I'm getting a kick out of this....

/sister died a couple of years ago from cancer after three month if discovering a lump... lots of similar stories in the family
//doctor insists that I shouldn't worry


So listen to your doctor.  Good luck.

/fightin' right beside you
 
2013-11-26 03:20:21 PM

Prey4reign: ChipNASA: NOT IRONIC AGAIN SUBBY!!

STOP THAT!!!

/unless his penis was shaped like water fowl and made funny noises.


//THAT would be ironic (and painful)

As a man who can twist his penis into the shape of a wood duck but can only manage to get it to make squeaky noises, I'm both amused and challenged by your remark.


Youtube video or it didn't happen.
 
2013-11-26 03:21:57 PM

Lorelle: Is that name pronounced "quacks" or "quocks?"


It's pronounced Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
 
2013-11-26 03:32:20 PM
Not sure why this is ironic.
 
2013-11-26 03:32:29 PM
I said it fast and it sounded like Dick Wax.
 
2013-11-26 03:33:01 PM
If you have an unexplained lump in your neck and amongst your former girlfriends you are known a male who will "return the favor". Make sure they do a biopsy ASAP.  This happens more with men 4:1 odds.

If you are a parent who has kids( male and female), make sure they get a Gardasil or Cervarix shot.

Just got Diagnosed with Stage IVa neck cancer, Chemo and rads start next week.

/Never thought I could die from eating at the Y...
/Getting a kick?
 
2013-11-26 03:36:15 PM

Snarfangel: edmo: Bit disappointing that. Was rather gunning for Throat Warbler Mangrove this time.

Throat Canceler Mangrove?


It's pronounced Manfredsinjin
 
2013-11-26 03:55:14 PM
 
2013-11-26 04:02:25 PM
Throaty Incognito?
 
2013-11-26 04:28:46 PM

edmo: Bit disappointing that. Was rather gunning for Throat Warbler Mangrove this time.


You misspelled it.

/got nuthin'
 
GBB
2013-11-26 04:35:24 PM
Do you know Dick Quax?

I most certainly did not!!
 
2013-11-26 04:46:02 PM
Dick Quax
Full name: Theodorus Jacobus Leonardus Quax

How do you even get Dick out of all that?

/by pulling on it?
//quack quack
 
2013-11-26 04:52:50 PM

edmo: Bit disappointing that. Was rather gunning for Throat Warbler Mangrove this time.


Came for this, etc.

/sheds tear of joy
 
2013-11-26 04:53:36 PM

Jument: Dick Quax
Full name: Theodorus Jacobus Leonardus Quax

How do you even get Dick out of all that?

/by pulling on it?
//quack quack


I would think it would be easier to just call him Dick
 
2013-11-26 05:06:13 PM

Lorelle: Is that name pronounced "quacks" or "quocks?"


It's probably spoken as "quo", but I'm going with "quacks".

/Dick Quacks.
 
2013-11-26 05:27:12 PM

Road Rash: Jument: Dick Quax
Full name: Theodorus Jacobus Leonardus Quax

How do you even get Dick out of all that?

/by pulling on it?
//quack quack

I would think it would be easier to just call him Dick


Why dick though? Why Bob or Fred or Jim? Maybe he likes Dick, I guess.
 
2013-11-26 07:39:32 PM
I used to work with a guy called Dick Liptrap. No joke.
 
2013-11-26 07:41:02 PM
Tre' Ke'otome'?
 
2013-11-26 08:07:28 PM
thats what too much cunnilingus gets you. Thanks HPV!
 
2013-11-26 08:34:59 PM

FuzedBox: Lorelle: Is that name pronounced "quacks" or "quocks?"

It's probably spoken as "quo", but I'm going with "quacks".

/Dick Quacks.


Or it could be "qua."
 
2013-11-27 12:32:28 PM

ukexpat: I used to work with a guy called Dick Liptrap. No joke.


Does he have a sister or daughter over 18?
 
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