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(News On 6 Tulsa)   "Dear Penthouse, It was just a normal day. I was driving my usual UPS route, making my deliveries, when"   (newson6.com) divider line 17
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2013-11-26 02:36:39 PM
3 votes:
Package delivered! Another satisfied customer. Why fire him?
2013-11-26 12:12:49 PM
3 votes:
I can't judge this without access to more significant source material.
2013-11-26 03:03:29 PM
2 votes:
Chuckles to self because someone thinks UPS drivers get minimum wage........
2013-11-26 02:51:28 PM
2 votes:
www.funwithmaryann.com   Not safe for work...lol
gja [TotalFark]
2013-11-26 02:34:10 PM
2 votes:
Anyone who outs the driver is a consummate douchenozzle who should have a branding iron burn biatch across their gonads.
This "ZOMG they used a UPS top in that pron!" is so much tempest-in-a-teacup.
I hope nothing further comes of this.
2013-11-26 02:33:47 PM
2 votes:

Irving Maimway: kimwim: The other drivers are eager for him to be caught? More likely eager to figure out which route it was so they can get in on the action...

Seriously. Where's the harm here? If the UPS guy is happier going about his rounds, I'm all in favor of it. Sounds like sour grapes from the other drivers.


I'm fine with the ups driver bangs women on his route as long as he delivers me my package first and doesn't crush it getting a reverse cowgirl from the neighbourhood slut.
2013-11-26 01:41:29 PM
2 votes:
More puritanism. Fark puritanism.
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OMG -think of the children!
2013-11-26 01:21:38 PM
2 votes:

dj_bigbird: She's a "happiness consultant." I hadn't heard that one before.


Never watched "Hung" on HBO?
2013-11-26 12:55:21 PM
2 votes:
The other drivers are eager for him to be caught? More likely eager to figure out which route it was so they can get in on the action...
2013-11-26 12:52:06 PM
2 votes:
I call upon the power of Fark to find us these pics. For science of course.
2013-11-26 11:54:08 AM
2 votes:
She's a "happiness consultant." I hadn't heard that one before.
2013-11-26 05:25:30 PM
1 votes:
2013-11-26 03:38:07 PM
1 votes:
Just watch, the ups driver having consensual sex will get canned and lose his benefits and the absolutely hammered fireman who ran over a guy will get off scot free.
2013-11-26 02:47:22 PM
1 votes:
back in the day I used to install cable and had on a few occasions had women come to the door in their little teddy nighty and open robe. all but one were either too old or butterfaces. but that one girl got free HBO and Showtime.
2013-11-26 02:38:02 PM
1 votes:
CSB:  About 10 years ago one of the UPS drivers that came to my work used to stop in and take his morning break with us.  We'd sit in a circle and shoot the breeze for 10 minutes when the subject of lonely women came up.  He proceeded to call into his voicemail from the office and played 2 different voicemail messages from 2 different women that morning alone, both using language that would make a trucker blush, talking about what they wanted to do with him when he got to their houses.  Took everyone an extra minute to stand up and walk away from that break.
2013-11-26 02:25:57 PM
1 votes:

dj_bigbird: She's a "happiness consultant." I hadn't heard that one before.


How about the German version, i.e. she hangs out at 20 Mark Strasse?
2013-11-26 01:28:29 PM
1 votes:

kimwim: The other drivers are eager for him to be caught? More likely eager to figure out which route it was so they can get in on the action...


Seriously. Where's the harm here? If the UPS guy is happier going about his rounds, I'm all in favor of it. Sounds like sour grapes from the other drivers.
 
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