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(News On 6 Tulsa)   "Dear Penthouse, It was just a normal day. I was driving my usual UPS route, making my deliveries, when"   (newson6.com) divider line 90
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2013-11-26 11:54:08 AM
She's a "happiness consultant." I hadn't heard that one before.
 
2013-11-26 12:12:49 PM
I can't judge this without access to more significant source material.
 
2013-11-26 12:22:02 PM
If, as seem likely, "firefighter" top the list of jobs where one is most likely to get laid frequently by random sluts, "UPS driver" has to at least be in the top 5 or so.  So this is hardly big news.
 
2013-11-26 12:26:26 PM
She seems like a fun loving gal.
 
2013-11-26 12:52:06 PM
I call upon the power of Fark to find us these pics. For science of course.
 
2013-11-26 12:55:21 PM
The other drivers are eager for him to be caught? More likely eager to figure out which route it was so they can get in on the action...
 
2013-11-26 01:21:38 PM

dj_bigbird: She's a "happiness consultant." I hadn't heard that one before.


Never watched "Hung" on HBO?
 
2013-11-26 01:28:29 PM

kimwim: The other drivers are eager for him to be caught? More likely eager to figure out which route it was so they can get in on the action...


Seriously. Where's the harm here? If the UPS guy is happier going about his rounds, I'm all in favor of it. Sounds like sour grapes from the other drivers.
 
2013-11-26 01:41:29 PM
More puritanism. Fark puritanism.
0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com

OMG -think of the children!
 
2013-11-26 02:25:57 PM

dj_bigbird: She's a "happiness consultant." I hadn't heard that one before.


How about the German version, i.e. she hangs out at 20 Mark Strasse?
 
2013-11-26 02:33:47 PM

Irving Maimway: kimwim: The other drivers are eager for him to be caught? More likely eager to figure out which route it was so they can get in on the action...

Seriously. Where's the harm here? If the UPS guy is happier going about his rounds, I'm all in favor of it. Sounds like sour grapes from the other drivers.


I'm fine with the ups driver bangs women on his route as long as he delivers me my package first and doesn't crush it getting a reverse cowgirl from the neighbourhood slut.
 
2013-11-26 02:34:10 PM

Cyberluddite: "UPS driver" has to at least be in the top 5 or so.

[fairlysurenotserious.jpg]

 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-11-26 02:34:10 PM
Anyone who outs the driver is a consummate douchenozzle who should have a branding iron burn biatch across their gonads.
This "ZOMG they used a UPS top in that pron!" is so much tempest-in-a-teacup.
I hope nothing further comes of this.
 
2013-11-26 02:34:33 PM
this finally answers the question "what can brown do for you?"
 
2013-11-26 02:36:01 PM
What can brown do for to you?

3.bp.blogspot.com

www.inboxity.com

www.freshpictures.net
 
2013-11-26 02:36:21 PM
If I were that driver, I'd hold a press conference to brag.
 
2013-11-26 02:36:39 PM
Package delivered! Another satisfied customer. Why fire him?
 
2013-11-26 02:38:02 PM
CSB:  About 10 years ago one of the UPS drivers that came to my work used to stop in and take his morning break with us.  We'd sit in a circle and shoot the breeze for 10 minutes when the subject of lonely women came up.  He proceeded to call into his voicemail from the office and played 2 different voicemail messages from 2 different women that morning alone, both using language that would make a trucker blush, talking about what they wanted to do with him when he got to their houses.  Took everyone an extra minute to stand up and walk away from that break.
 
2013-11-26 02:39:49 PM
The story I am enjoying in my head is that this UPS driver was making deliveries when the randy enchantress waylaid him for a quick romp on his package.  However, what seems more likely is that he paid for it and while there is NAWWT, its so much less spontaneous awesome than the penthouse forum version.

I'll try and see if I can find her website by perusing happiness consultants in KC.
 
2013-11-26 02:40:05 PM
oklahoma oklahoma oklahoma !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INOeZnfUuIY
 
2013-11-26 02:40:10 PM
"What really shocked me is that a driver would put himself in this position, no pun intended, and then allow the pictures to be posted publicly," said Brian Bates, founder of JohnTV.com.

Bates got a hold of the pictures and wrote about them on his website, which exposes prostitution in OKC.


A guy named Bates who runs a site exposing hookers and makes obvious puns about sex positions?

This is like comic book naming conventions.
 
2013-11-26 02:40:21 PM
The picture showed a bare-chested woman in a UPS shirt and it was posted last week on a personal website by an Oklahoma City area woman who calls herself Mary Ann, a happiness consultant.

I wonder if she has a store in the hammock district.
 
2013-11-26 02:41:57 PM

dj_bigbird: She's a "happiness consultant."


Can't say "happiness" without "penis".

CleanAndPure: I'm fine with the ups driver bangs women on his route as long as he delivers me my package first


So...deliver your package, then he can deliver HIS package? Sounds fair.

Hobodeluxe: "what can brown-eye do for you?"

 
2013-11-26 02:42:07 PM
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
 
2013-11-26 02:42:52 PM

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: "What really shocked me is that a driver would put himself in this position, no pun intended, and then allow the pictures to be posted publicly," said Brian Bates, founder of JohnTV.com.

Bates got a hold of the pictures and wrote about them on his website, which exposes prostitution in OKC.

A guy named Bates who runs a site exposing hookers and makes obvious puns about sex positions?

This is like comic book naming conventions.


Who would devote their life to something like that?
This guy has mommy issues most likely.
 
2013-11-26 02:43:08 PM

dj_bigbird: She's a "happiness consultant." I hadn't heard that one before.


When I worked in radio I wore so many hats it was kinda hard to nail down my exact job title. So when I filled out my business cards I put in for the title "Positive Vibe Tech". Stole it from 311 and it worked, I must have those cards stashed somewhere still.
 
2013-11-26 02:43:41 PM

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: "What really shocked me is that a driver would put himself in this position, no pun intended, and then allow the pictures to be posted publicly," said Brian Bates, founder of JohnTV.com.

Bates got a hold of the pictures and wrote about them on his website, which exposes prostitution in OKC.

A guy named Bates who runs a site exposing hookers and makes obvious puns about sex positions?

This is like comic book naming conventions.


I was hoping someone would notice that. I'm not shocked he came looking for this.
 
2013-11-26 02:44:02 PM
So its come to this.
 
2013-11-26 02:44:20 PM

R.A.Danny: I call upon the power of Fark to find us these pics. For science of course.


http://m.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=686633&page=156

I think that's the thread it is from.  That's as close as I can get.
 
2013-11-26 02:46:03 PM
"The picture showed a bare-chested woman in a UPS shirt"

Well, which is it?
 
2013-11-26 02:47:22 PM
back in the day I used to install cable and had on a few occasions had women come to the door in their little teddy nighty and open robe. all but one were either too old or butterfaces. but that one girl got free HBO and Showtime.
 
2013-11-26 02:47:45 PM

Irving Maimway: kimwim: The other drivers are eager for him to be caught? More likely eager to figure out which route it was so they can get in on the action...

Seriously. Where's the harm here? If the UPS guy is happier going about his rounds, I'm all in favor of it. Sounds like sour grapes from the other drivers.


I can think of a gazillion legal liabilities in terms of potential harassment suits alone if UPS allowed things like this.  The short version is, no company will ever let you get away with farking anyone, customer, client, employee, supplier, ANYONE if you are on the clock on in uniform or in any way conducting official business.

In this case it looks like both of em had a grand time, and a bit of a giggle.  No harm, no foul.  But in this day and age, rules get applied to everyone.  Yes, I know, it does suck.
 
2013-11-26 02:48:27 PM
I've done way worse than take pictures in the back of an UPS truck.
 
2013-11-26 02:50:45 PM
She was just doing her job, man. Just doing her job.
 
2013-11-26 02:50:55 PM

DrunkWithImpotence: I can think of a gazillion legal liabilities in terms of potential harassment suits alone if UPS allowed things like this.  The short version is, no company will ever let you get away with farking anyone, customer, client, employee, supplier, ANYONE if you are on the clock on in uniform or in any way conducting official business.

In this case it looks like both of em had a grand time, and a bit of a giggle.  No harm, no foul.  But in this day and age, rules get applied to everyone.  Yes, I know, it does suck.


I'd also prefer not having to wipe off my Amazon package before opening it.
 
2013-11-26 02:51:03 PM

QueenMamaBee: I've done way worse than take pictures in the back of an UPS truck.


I'm sure you have.
 
2013-11-26 02:51:28 PM
www.funwithmaryann.com   Not safe for work...lol
 
2013-11-26 02:52:03 PM
YOU'RE WELCOME
 
2013-11-26 02:54:18 PM
Cobra Choppergirl pushed the derp through the roof in the comments section.
 
2013-11-26 02:57:22 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: What can brown do for to you?


If ups looked more like her, I'd order more Amazon...
 
2013-11-26 02:58:03 PM
"What really shocked me is that a driver would put himself in this position, no pun intended, and then allow the pictures to be posted publicly," said Brian Bates, founder of JohnTV.com.
Master Bates got a hold of the pictures and wrote about them on his website, which exposes prostitution in OKC.
The picture had already been removed from the website at the time of this article.
MasterBates shared numerous screen shots of Mary Ann's picture and corresponding post.
Master
 Bates said Mary Ann's follow-up post graphically described sex with the driver.

/it's a perfectly valid honorific
 
2013-11-26 02:59:18 PM

gweilo8888: Cyberluddite: "UPS driver" has to at least be in the top 5 or so.

[fairlysurenotserious.jpg]


Nah.. chicks dig UPS drivers.

Dude is dependable.. clearly has a job..
and any time she wanst him to show up, she can order some shoes.

and being union, sill have decent pay and bennies if she can sink her meathooks into him eventually.   A prime target,

for prime entrapment, ship herself some sugar pills in a box, and she can claim they are delivery birth control pills, so he doesnt need to worry about sheathing up.  20 days later, she knows if she has trapped herself a provider.
 
2013-11-26 02:59:34 PM

zulius: Sin_City_Superhero: What can brown do for to you?

If ups looked more like her, I'd order more Amazon...


Did you look at the link I posted?  How about no? or a maybe if you weren't paying for it and you were bored.
 
2013-11-26 02:59:44 PM

Hobodeluxe: This guy has mommy issues is so appallingly ugly that even hookers turn him down most likely.


Fixed.
 
2013-11-26 03:01:57 PM

Nutsac_Jim: gweilo8888: Cyberluddite: "UPS driver" has to at least be in the top 5 or so.

[fairlysurenotserious.jpg]

Nah.. chicks dig UPS drivers.


Plus.. most of the drivers are in decent shape because they walk around all say.

Plus, they have the ability to stick it out.  The driver had to put in the time loading and unloading package cars for  a looong time before
a driver position opened.
 
2013-11-26 03:02:01 PM

Nutsac_Jim: Nah.. chicks dig UPS drivers.

Dude is dependable.. clearly has a job..
and any time she wanst him to show up, she can order some shoes.

and being union, sill have decent pay and bennies if she can sink her meathooks into him eventually.   A prime target,

for prime entrapment, ship herself some sugar pills in a box, and she can claim they are delivery birth control pills, so he doesnt need to worry about sheathing up.  20 days later, she knows if she has trapped herself a provider.


Wow, that's a real tight scheme for hooking yourself a minimum-wage fish who can never hang around for more than a 90-second quickie because his supervisor knows precisely where he is and how long it's been since his last package dropoff, every second of the extremely long working day.

[stillprettysurenotserious.jpg]
 
2013-11-26 03:02:18 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: What can brown do for to you?

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 420x550]

[www.inboxity.com image 400x513]

[www.freshpictures.net image 464x619]


Your living up to your handle, thank you sir.
 
2013-11-26 03:03:29 PM
Chuckles to self because someone thinks UPS drivers get minimum wage........
 
2013-11-26 03:08:45 PM
Women dont car how much the driver rides his ass all day.

They care about whether Jackson has a job, has benefits, and is in shape.

They care about the stress a guy has at work about as much as guys care about hearing about that girl in the next office and all her indirect agression...and what she *really* meant by that compliment....etc
 
2013-11-26 03:09:43 PM

Prevailing Wind: www.funwithmaryann.com   Not safe for work...lol


Not a bookmark here, nosiree.

/Thanks man
 
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