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(Short List)   And this is what happened to the cast of Scream. Warning: contains Rose McGowan's new face   (shortlist.com) divider line 85
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2013-11-26 04:33:48 PM  

you are a puppet: Car_Ramrod: you are a puppet: Yeah just because Rose's face isn't her fault doesn't mean we have to pretend it's not freaky. The picture in the article must be from before. At this point she looks strange enough to star alongside Cox and that other botox freak in Cougar Town.

It does mean you're a dick for making fun of her for it. What's the point of insulting her?

Your username reminds me of a movie I watched called Super Troopers. What was the point of that movie?


It was a visual treatise on the pros and cons of state vs local law enforcement. It's pretty sophisticated. Not everyone gets it.
 
2013-11-26 04:39:09 PM  

Car_Ramrod: It was a visual treatise on the pros and cons of state vs local law enforcement. It's pretty sophisticated. Not everyone gets it.


I'll believe that when me shiat turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.
 
2013-11-26 04:43:16 PM  

Car_Ramrod: you are a puppet: Car_Ramrod: you are a puppet: Yeah just because Rose's face isn't her fault doesn't mean we have to pretend it's not freaky. The picture in the article must be from before. At this point she looks strange enough to star alongside Cox and that other botox freak in Cougar Town.

It does mean you're a dick for making fun of her for it. What's the point of insulting her?

Your username reminds me of a movie I watched called Super Troopers. What was the point of that movie?

It was a visual treatise on the pros and cons of state vs local law enforcement. It's pretty sophisticated. Not everyone gets it.


Exactly. You see the local law enforcement represents "the man" with the state or highway cops being the oppressed public. The crazed shenanigans are the highway cops way of sticking it to the man. Eventually the shenanigans of the highway cops cause the local law enforcement officers to be fired, with the highway cops taking the place of the local cops. Thus the downtrodden and oppressed are doomed to become "the man" and someone will rise up and the cycle will continue. Gah, what kind of simpleton are you?
 
2013-11-26 04:49:54 PM  
McGowan was the bee's farkin' knees in Planet Terror.
 
2013-11-26 04:50:11 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: Exactly. You see the local law enforcement represents "the man" with the state or highway cops being the oppressed public. The crazed shenanigans are the highway cops way of sticking it to the man. Eventually the shenanigans of the highway cops cause the local law enforcement officers to be fired, with the highway cops taking the place of the local cops. Thus the downtrodden and oppressed are doomed to become "the man" and someone will rise up and the cycle will continue. Gah, what kind of simpleton are you?


Exactly. You see the local law enforcement represents "the man" with the state or highway cops being the oppressed public. The crazed shenanigans are the highway cops way of sticking it to the man. Eventually the shenanigans of the highway cops cause the local law enforcement officers to be fired, with the highway cops taking the place of the local cops. Thus the downtrodden and oppressed are doomed to become "the man" and someone will rise up and the cycle will continue. Gah, what kind of simpleton are you?
 
2013-11-26 04:57:10 PM  

Walker: it looks like someone cut a joker smile across her face.


With a scalpel.
Which ever idiot doctor did that they need their face ripped to shreds.
Seriously, was the sign out front reading  placsitc surjery -gynokolojy - dentistrie"
What kind of a butcher did that?

That is farked up man.
 
2013-11-26 04:59:15 PM  
Sadly by the time Neve campbell decided to get naked in a movie I wasnt happy with it, not that there is anything wrong with it or she is not hot just not wild things hot


http://www.cinemacult.com/500/nevecampbell.jpg  NS4W
 
2013-11-26 05:09:14 PM  
It is kind of dickish for people to make fun of Rose's face. Yes she's had several surgeries but it's been to fix the damage. From what I remember she should have died from the accident. Her face was pretty much destroyed. I guess the Drs did as good of a job as they could but it didn't turn out all that great. She's had to go back multiple times to fix things. So IMO it's dickish to make fun of her. If she had done this to herself then I'd say go for it, she deserves all the taunting but she didn't do it to herself. It was something that was done to her.
 
2013-11-26 05:32:07 PM  
Matthew Lillard appears to be turning into Mark McGwire.
 
2013-11-26 05:35:42 PM  

Mikey1969: Walker: sammyk: Yes that's hideous.
[cdn.shortlist.com image 615x330]

Don't you have to be at the gym in 26 minutes subby?

Not an accurate picture of her new face. How about these?
She did something where it looks like someone cut a joker smile across her face.


[www.hawtcelebs.com image 850x1169]
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Meh... Wouldn't stop me from letting her bob my knob for a few hours weeks.


Don't forget, Marilyn Manson has also been in there.
 
2013-11-26 05:42:21 PM  

mjohnson71: Mikey1969: Walker: sammyk: Yes that's hideous.
[cdn.shortlist.com image 615x330]

Don't you have to be at the gym in 26 minutes subby?

Not an accurate picture of her new face. How about these?
She did something where it looks like someone cut a joker smile across her face.


[www.hawtcelebs.com image 850x1169]
[www3.pictures.stylebistro.com image 455x594]

[wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 630x420]

[slimcelebrity.com image 523x381]
[media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 600x437]

Meh... Wouldn't stop me from letting her bob my knob for a few hours weeks.

Don't forget, Marilyn Manson has also been in there.


Noe THAT'S a better point than how supposedly hideous she looks. I'll buy that one...
 
2013-11-26 05:45:56 PM  

mjohnson71: Mikey1969: Walker: sammyk: Yes that's hideous.
[cdn.shortlist.com image 615x330]

Don't you have to be at the gym in 26 minutes subby?

Not an accurate picture of her new face. How about these?
She did something where it looks like someone cut a joker smile across her face.


[www.hawtcelebs.com image 850x1169]
[www3.pictures.stylebistro.com image 455x594]

[wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 630x420]

[slimcelebrity.com image 523x381]
[media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 600x437]

Meh... Wouldn't stop me from letting her bob my knob for a few hours weeks.

Don't forget, Marilyn Manson has also been in there.


Do you have some form of significant other? Are you the only person that your SO has ever slept with? If not, there's a damn good chance they slept with someone scuzzier or has a better chance of being diseased than Manson or any other shiatbird celeb. I'm so goddamn tired of that retarded farking argument. That girl at the bar you took home last week? The one you thought was an 8, but turned out to be a 3 when you sobered up? She's more likely to have had more dicks in her last month than your average celeb.
 
2013-11-26 05:48:40 PM  

Bareefer Obonghit: Walker: sammyk: Yes that's hideous.
[cdn.shortlist.com image 615x330]

Don't you have to be at the gym in 26 minutes subby?

Not an accurate picture of her new face. How about these?
She did something where it looks like someone cut a joker smile across her face.


[www.hawtcelebs.com image 850x1169]
[www3.pictures.stylebistro.com image 455x594]

[wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 630x420]

[slimcelebrity.com image 523x381]
[media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 600x437]

You wanna know how I got these scars?


I had the same thoughts about submitter.  Picture not that bad.  Then you provided further evidence.  Yikes.
 
2013-11-26 05:49:44 PM  

Snapper Carr: farkingismybusiness: Wasn't it reconstructive surgery from a car accident?

/subby's a dick

Yep. Apparently her sunglasses cut into her cheek due to the impact and slid down, basically separating half of her face from the skull.

She looks pretty good under the circumstances.


Oh...I withdraw my previous post.  Not bad for reconstruction.
 
2013-11-26 05:52:09 PM  
Speaking of Rose McGowan. has anyone seen "The Doom Generation"? I caught it on Netflix a couple of months ago.Strange movie, but Rose shows her young tits in it, so it wasn't to bad.

/OK, the ending will make most guys cringe, but that's all I'm saying.
 
2013-11-26 06:02:00 PM  

rka: Rwa2play: sammyk: Yes that's hideous.
[cdn.shortlist.com image 615x330]

Don't you have to be at the gym in 26 minutes subby?

Especially that it wasn't elective PS.

She cut her eye and had that worked on in 2007. You don't get duck lips and the joker smile from eye surgery. She's obviously gone back and had more done. That's the elective part.


Reconstructive facial surgery to one side of the face often requires additional surgeries to restore facial symmetry.
 
2013-11-26 07:09:35 PM  

EyeballKid: mjohnson71: Did I miss Liev Scheiber?

[www.dailyactor.com image 262x300]
Here he is, looking his most bad-ass.


/The Goon had no business being as entertaining as it was. Anybody else surprised?


Not really.  I got what I expected out of the trailers, but I was surprised by Sean Williams Scott managing to give a very understated performance without pulling Stiffler out for a quick laugh.
 
2013-11-26 07:36:09 PM  

EyeballKid: mjohnson71: Did I miss Liev Scheiber?

[www.dailyactor.com image 262x300]
Here he is, looking his most bad-ass.


/The Goon had no business being as entertaining as it was. Anybody else surprised?


That wasn't Corey Feldman?
 
2013-11-26 08:07:30 PM  

LectertheChef: farkingismybusiness: Wasn't it reconstructive surgery from a car accident?

/subby's a dick

Yeah, looked it up, it still looks weird.


Amazing how all the scars ended up behind her ears, though
 
2013-11-26 08:48:27 PM  

nimawai: It is kind of dickish for people to make fun of Rose's face. Yes she's had several surgeries but it's been to fix the damage. From what I remember she should have died from the accident. Her face was pretty much destroyed. I guess the Drs did as good of a job as they could but it didn't turn out all that great. She's had to go back multiple times to fix things. So IMO it's dickish to make fun of her. If she had done this to herself then I'd say go for it, she deserves all the taunting but she didn't do it to herself. It was something that was done to her.


I'm almost positive that I saw something about her new face just a day or two days before the accident... and the post-accident surgery actually improved the original elective mess.

Certainly could be wrong, but I swear that conversation has come up on Fark before.
 
2013-11-26 08:53:16 PM  
I heard that she had the original surgery to correct the accident damage, then became hooked.

It's sad, if so. Joker Duck Lips never, ever look better than ageing naturally.
 
2013-11-26 09:14:12 PM  
Rose McGowan had a face that no plastic surgeon should have ever touched.  Well, unless it was reconstructive surgery after falling into lava or something.   Such a shame.  She was so pretty.  It doesn't even look like her face anymore.
 
2013-11-26 09:24:06 PM  

CoonAce: Those are cherry picked unflattering pix of McGowan in this thread.  Her mug ain't that jacked up, she was at the table next to mine at dinner the other night in Hollywood.  Not so freaky at all.


I agree.

I was there too with my wife....uh.... Morgan Fairchild.
 
2013-11-26 09:28:52 PM  

you are a puppet: Dingleberry Dickwad: Exactly. You see the local law enforcement represents "the man" with the state or highway cops being the oppressed public. The crazed shenanigans are the highway cops way of sticking it to the man. Eventually the shenanigans of the highway cops cause the local law enforcement officers to be fired, with the highway cops taking the place of the local cops. Thus the downtrodden and oppressed are doomed to become "the man" and someone will rise up and the cycle will continue. Gah, what kind of simpleton are you?

Exactly. You see the local law enforcement represents "the man" with the state or highway cops being the oppressed public. The crazed shenanigans are the highway cops way of sticking it to the man. Eventually the shenanigans of the highway cops cause the local law enforcement officers to be fired, with the highway cops taking the place of the local cops. Thus the downtrodden and oppressed are doomed to become "the man" and someone will rise up and the cycle will continue. Gah, what kind of simpleton are you?


it just doesn't have the subtle nuances and insightful geopolitical commentary that "sharknado" does...
 
2013-11-26 09:46:44 PM  

Random Internet Persona: There's a Scream 4?


I saw it with low expectations.  It had the potential to be a brilliant movie.  If they change 1 thing in the last three minutes of the film it's genius in its premise and execution, but they refused to go all in.  If they had it would have been the last, and probably the best of the series.
 
2013-11-26 11:13:15 PM  

Whatthefark: Speaking of Rose McGowan. has anyone seen "The Doom Generation"? I caught it on Netflix a couple of months ago.Strange movie, but Rose shows her young tits in it, so it wasn't to bad.

/OK, the ending will make most guys cringe, but that's all I'm saying.


one of my guilty pleasure movies. I watch it often. skip the ending, though.
 
2013-11-26 11:20:19 PM  
Matt Lillard was pretty great in his guest shot on SVU a few years back.  He played some creepy mama's boy and I was pretty shocked at how good his acting was.
 
2013-11-26 11:34:30 PM  
"When it first came out in 1996, Hong Kong was still British, eBay was just a few weeks old and nobody outside Japan new what a DVD was."
Wait.....wut?
 
2013-11-26 11:41:16 PM  

Leader O'Cola: Car_Ramrod: It was a visual treatise on the pros and cons of state vs local law enforcement. It's pretty sophisticated. Not everyone gets it.

I'll believe that when me shiat turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.


Eat Blue Moon ice cream, then you'll believe it.

/eating Blue Moon ice cream now
 
2013-11-27 12:01:48 AM  

EyeballKid: mjohnson71: Did I miss Liev Scheiber?


Here he is, looking his most bad-ass.


/The Goon had no business being as entertaining as it was. Anybody else surprised?


Put me down for also having really low expectations and being pleasantly surprised.
 
2013-11-27 12:40:06 AM  

sammyk: Yes that's hideous.


Don't you have to be at the gym in 26 minutes subby?


She was great in Law and Order: SVU. Crazy episode. I didn't think it was her the first time I saw it, though.

I believe Matthew Lillard was in the SVU episode alongside Carol Burnett. He seems to be a great character actor. Does/did he ever do theater stuff?
 
2013-11-27 12:53:37 AM  

CZMisfitsFan: Matt Lillard was pretty great in his guest shot on SVU a few years back.  He played some creepy mama's boy and I was pretty shocked at how good his acting was.


Yeah, Carol Burnett played a black widow who married horrible men and killed them. He played her "nephew," the son of a dancer friend who died that she took care of. EXCELLENT episode.

Rose McGowan's episode had her as a girl who got involved with guy's in sex clubs as a scam to get money, who actually had an incestuous relationship with her twin brother. Sounds crazy but it was good, mostly because she was great.
 
2013-11-27 01:23:50 AM  

nimawai: It is kind of dickish for people to make fun of Rose's face. Yes she's had several surgeries but it's been to fix the damage. From what I remember she should have died from the accident. Her face was pretty much destroyed. I guess the Drs did as good of a job as they could but it didn't turn out all that great. She's had to go back multiple times to fix things. So IMO it's dickish to make fun of her. If she had done this to herself then I'd say go for it, she deserves all the taunting but she didn't do it to herself. It was something that was done to her.


The accident wasn't that bad.  Her sunglasses tore into her face, she didn't even know she was hurt until she reached up to her face and felt that there was a hunk of skin hanging off.  It was a teeny scar after it healed.

Look up "Rose McGowan accident" and you can see pictures not too long after the accident.  She was very open about it, had a lot of pictures taken.

The stuff she has had done since has all been elective, not to fix anything from the accident (which again, wasn't all that bad and she was nowhere near death).
 
2013-11-27 03:47:44 AM  
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Well, except for the greyer hair he looks almost exactly the same.
 
2013-11-27 07:21:51 AM  
Ha Ha, subby. Lets make fun of people who need surgery after getting the face bashed in. It's hilarious!
 
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