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(Jezebel)   Former Weiner text-mistress to sell excess lady parts. Yep, that headline isn't going to get any more asinine than that   (jezebel.com) divider line 31
    More: Asinine, Sydney Leathers  
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2013-11-26 02:07:29 PM
15 votes:

blog.firstfoodbank.org

2013-11-26 01:25:06 PM
4 votes:
"What's this on your desk?"
"What do you think it is?"
"I'm not sure."
"Keep looking at it, see if you can figure it out. I'm giving $100 to the first person who guesses correctly."
2013-11-26 02:56:58 PM
3 votes:
Excess lady parts? IS that like the useless part that surrounds the vagina?

What do they call that again????

Oh yea, a woman.
2013-11-26 02:50:26 PM
3 votes:
But I already have a wallet.
2013-11-26 02:46:19 PM
3 votes:
img.gawkerassets.com
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-11-26 01:58:11 PM
3 votes:
It's ironic that she's named "Leathers", considering.
2013-11-26 03:36:23 PM
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2013-11-26 03:08:18 PM
2 votes:
www.midlifegamer.net
2013-11-26 02:44:43 PM
2 votes:
O_o.  I thought that headline had to mean something else, but it meant EXACTLY THAT.
2013-11-26 02:15:39 PM
2 votes:
Does it come with a little hammer and a placard that says "In case of emergengy, break glass"?
2013-11-27 12:18:33 AM
1 votes:
dorothynelson.com
2013-11-26 05:40:11 PM
1 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org

Time to pound some meat puppets!
2013-11-26 04:24:02 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-11-26 03:38:48 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-11-26 03:14:55 PM
1 votes:
Heh...I'm reminded of the head writer's quote, back when Mad Magazine folded..."how do you parody a culture that has pet psychiatrists?"

I figure the Onion should just quit, start writing straight news or something...

A thousand years from now, when they did up our ruins, they'll find these labia, encased in lucite, along with a Honey Boo Boo CD.  That, my friends, will be our legacy.
2013-11-26 03:11:31 PM
1 votes:
Chewing gum for lesbians?
2013-11-26 03:09:14 PM
1 votes:
 As TMZ so eloquently put it:
Think Hans Solo being frozen in carbonite-smelly, disgusting Hans Solo.

Is there a joke I'm missing here?
  Hans Solo??

I'm imagining a photo shop of a down hill speed skier with Harrison Ford's Face clumsily appended to his neck.

I'm imagining it, because I am too inept to do otherwise.
2013-11-26 03:08:14 PM
1 votes:

Banned on the Run: Let's get this going people:  A Hunger Games style reality show starring all these attention whores.

Cast:
all Kardashians
all Jenners (including Kris)
Courtney Stodden
this Leathers chick
Farrah Abraham
Heidi Montag

Missing any?


Tom Cruise
Donald Trump
Simon Cowell

And by "all the Kardashians", I assume that includes Kanye, too?
2013-11-26 03:07:55 PM
1 votes:
twistedrunning.files.wordpress.com

/didn't think I'd get to use this twice today
//first time was in the Rob Ford appearing in porn thread
2013-11-26 03:07:28 PM
1 votes:

cowsspinach: Wow. First, she had relations with a married man, then made an XXX-rated film and now this? Oh honey, get some morals.


Low morals are the least of her issues
2013-11-26 03:05:53 PM
1 votes:
Let's get this going people:  A Hunger Games style reality show starring all these attention whores.

Cast:
all Kardashians
all Jenners (including Kris)
Courtney Stodden
this Leathers chick
Farrah Abraham
Heidi Montag

Missing any?
2013-11-26 03:03:57 PM
1 votes:
Loose lips sink ships
2013-11-26 03:01:30 PM
1 votes:

ChipNASA: Time to bust these out.....


i36.photobucket.com
2013-11-26 02:58:19 PM
1 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2013-11-26 02:57:08 PM
1 votes:
This will mean curtains for her career.
2013-11-26 02:53:39 PM
1 votes:
thepariskitchen.com
2013-11-26 02:53:01 PM
1 votes:

Snarfangel: But I already have a wallet.


Yes, but does it turn into a suitcase if you blow on it?
2013-11-26 02:49:10 PM
1 votes:
assets.diylol.com
2013-11-26 02:48:51 PM
1 votes:
I'm willing to bet that Carlos Danger is the winning bid on that one.
2013-11-26 01:15:45 PM
1 votes:
I'd sign up for TFSS just to give this to someone.
2013-11-26 01:08:55 PM
1 votes:
"Excess lady parts," really subby?

But then I checked out the link URL.  DONE.
 
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