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(Jezebel)   Former Weiner text-mistress to sell excess lady parts. Yep, that headline isn't going to get any more asinine than that   (jezebel.com) divider line 15
    More: Asinine, Sydney Leathers  
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2013-11-26 03:38:48 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-11-26 02:46:19 PM  
2 votes:
img.gawkerassets.com
2013-11-26 05:10:03 PM  
1 votes:

AngryDragon: This is a tragedy.

Luscious lady lips are a gift from god.


Unless her labia are getting caught in her zipper when she puts on her pants or her cells are at a cancerous or pre-cancerous stage, she's undergoing medically unnecessary surgery for what's obviously a psychiatric issue.
2013-11-26 03:33:27 PM  
1 votes:
I want the names of the fools that decided there was such a thing as "excess labia".

I guess engorged lips make your doodle look even smaller, eh?
2013-11-26 03:14:55 PM  
1 votes:
Heh...I'm reminded of the head writer's quote, back when Mad Magazine folded..."how do you parody a culture that has pet psychiatrists?"

I figure the Onion should just quit, start writing straight news or something...

A thousand years from now, when they did up our ruins, they'll find these labia, encased in lucite, along with a Honey Boo Boo CD.  That, my friends, will be our legacy.
2013-11-26 03:08:14 PM  
1 votes:

Banned on the Run: Let's get this going people:  A Hunger Games style reality show starring all these attention whores.

Cast:
all Kardashians
all Jenners (including Kris)
Courtney Stodden
this Leathers chick
Farrah Abraham
Heidi Montag

Missing any?


Tom Cruise
Donald Trump
Simon Cowell

And by "all the Kardashians", I assume that includes Kanye, too?
2013-11-26 03:07:28 PM  
1 votes:

cowsspinach: Wow. First, she had relations with a married man, then made an XXX-rated film and now this? Oh honey, get some morals.


Low morals are the least of her issues
2013-11-26 03:05:53 PM  
1 votes:
Let's get this going people:  A Hunger Games style reality show starring all these attention whores.

Cast:
all Kardashians
all Jenners (including Kris)
Courtney Stodden
this Leathers chick
Farrah Abraham
Heidi Montag

Missing any?
2013-11-26 02:56:58 PM  
1 votes:
Excess lady parts? IS that like the useless part that surrounds the vagina?

What do they call that again????

Oh yea, a woman.
2013-11-26 02:52:40 PM  
1 votes:

Archae hippy: Uisce Beatha: [img.gawkerassets.com image 320x163]

The comments in TFA are all versions of the "how about no" gif


Appropriately so - which is why I stole that gif from TFA's comments


gifrific.com
2013-11-26 02:49:10 PM  
1 votes:
assets.diylol.com
2013-11-26 02:48:51 PM  
1 votes:
I'm willing to bet that Carlos Danger is the winning bid on that one.
2013-11-26 02:48:27 PM  
1 votes:
Time to bust these out.....

i.imgur.com

media.tumblr.com

24.media.tumblr.com

rack.1.mshcdn.com

i.chzbgr.com


img.photobucket.com

img.photobucket.com

Annndddddd SUBBY.........

24.media.tumblr.com
2013-11-26 02:44:43 PM  
1 votes:
O_o.  I thought that headline had to mean something else, but it meant EXACTLY THAT.
2013-11-26 01:08:55 PM  
1 votes:
"Excess lady parts," really subby?

But then I checked out the link URL.  DONE.
 
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