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(NPR)   America may be farting 50% more than previously thought   (npr.org) divider line 37
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4603 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Nov 2013 at 1:56 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-11-26 12:40:54 PM  
Thanks Fartbama!
 
2013-11-26 01:21:32 PM  
Sorry about that.  I had chili for lunch today.
 
2013-11-26 01:52:56 PM  
In other news, natural gas reserves up 50%...
 
2013-11-26 01:56:01 PM  
Nobody light a match...
 
2013-11-26 01:56:48 PM  

bdub77: Thanks Fartbama!


And we're done here.
 
2013-11-26 01:59:36 PM  

bdub77: Thanks Fartbama!


Fartbongo...get it right......do I have to do everything around here????


"President" Ballrog, HUSSEIN, Sombrero, Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, al-Chicago, Chocolate Jesus, B-Rock the Islamic Shock, Barky McTeleprompter, Wizard of Uhhs, BoBo the Clown, Oblahbla, Jug Ears,  Saunas breach akimbo, Waffles The Clown, Borborygmos Hammerhiem, The Rainbow King, Bukkake O'Bunga, OBIGOT, El Jefe Chocholate,  "Jace the Mindsculpter", Hopey McChangeypants, Oyobi, Bonzo the Time Traveler, La Bamba yo' Mamma, Samurai Kebab Nachos, Barackabeedoobeedoobeedo, Hussein-In-The-Membrane, Black Thunder, Dr. Utopia, Rainbow King,  Obamarambo, Fartbongo, II"
 
2013-11-26 01:59:44 PM  
Good ol' Flatulent Sam
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2013-11-26 02:00:38 PM  
Silent but Deadly.
 
2013-11-26 02:00:46 PM  
I'll give up red meat for a year if you will.
 
2013-11-26 02:02:08 PM  
Ok, ok. I'll stop feeding my basset hound and cat broccoli.

/they like it
//weirdos
///but the farts...
 
2013-11-26 02:06:03 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2013-11-26 02:06:03 PM  
So they have found out that us women fart.
 
2013-11-26 02:07:41 PM  

ChipNASA: bdub77: Thanks Fartbama!

Fartbongo...get it right......do I have to do everything around here????


"President" Ballrog, HUSSEIN, Sombrero, Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, al-Chicago, Chocolate Jesus, B-Rock the Islamic Shock, Barky McTeleprompter, Wizard of Uhhs, BoBo the Clown, Oblahbla, Jug Ears,  Saunas breach akimbo, Waffles The Clown, Borborygmos Hammerhiem, The Rainbow King, Bukkake O'Bunga, OBIGOT, El Jefe Chocholate,  "Jace the Mindsculpter", Hopey McChangeypants, Oyobi, Bonzo the Time Traveler, La Bamba yo' Mamma, Samurai Kebab Nachos, Barackabeedoobeedoobeedo, Hussein-In-The-Membrane, Black Thunder, Dr. Utopia, Rainbow King,  Obamarambo, Fartbongo, II"


The second, there at the end, really sold it for me. Good job.

/El Jefe Chocolate...heh...
 
2013-11-26 02:08:12 PM  
*golfclap for the headline*

/got a laufart out of me
 
2013-11-26 02:09:20 PM  
I only miss two things from going paleo: crunchy foods and farting.
 
2013-11-26 02:13:28 PM  
The way I quaff the brewskis it's not a surprise at all. This morning I gave a 7 second salute to the flag.
 
2013-11-26 02:14:34 PM  
There's a certain Canadian that should have a fartbag installed for investigation.

You know the one.

He posts that picture of the British burning down the White House all the time.

Yeah.

That guy.
 
2013-11-26 02:17:20 PM  
Hey, I'm holding up my end....sometimes literally.
 
2013-11-26 02:20:04 PM  
There's a whole nother pain that is caused by holding back a fart on a date.
 
2013-11-26 02:20:15 PM  
After going on a keto diet, my farts could knock a crow off a crapwagon.
 
2013-11-26 02:23:58 PM  
What the hell is everybody looking at me for?!?!
 
2013-11-26 02:25:55 PM  
oldfarthenry laughs at us and lets loose another barrage
 
2013-11-26 02:28:20 PM  
Fiber One bars are where it's at. I'm been slamming one down at every meal (each one is supposely 30% of your daily fiber requirement). Not only are my downloads a thing of beauty, the ftatulence is EPIC. Scares the dogs out of my bed. Funny thing is, not much odor at all. Apparently I'm producing copious amounts of methane and CO2, but very little Hydrogen Sulfide, the cause of the smell.
 
2013-11-26 02:28:43 PM  
I farted once.  There were no survivors.
 
2013-11-26 02:33:43 PM  

gaslight: I only miss two things from going paleo: crunchy foods and farting.


If you don't get gas from roots, nuts and meat, you are a surprising individual.
 
2013-11-26 02:34:04 PM  
From a global warming POV, this may be a good thing.

The top town measurements are important when calculating the potential for climate change, while the bottom up (so to speak) measurements tell us what we can do to avoid climate change.

The US is probably producing a lot more methane from leaking pipelines and wells. It may be producing more  from cattle (or even human farts). But we can work to fix those problems, so there is hope.

On the other hand, a study of methane leaks in the Arctic show they may be producing twice as much methane as well. That's not so good because we can't do much about natural sources or natural feed-back from methane clathrates or permafrost once total emissions tips the balance in nature.

So I am moderately optimistic about this study. The more you know, the better.
 
2013-11-26 02:35:23 PM  

Guest: So they have found out that us women fart.


They find that out as soon as we fall asleep next to them.
 
2013-11-26 03:09:09 PM  
You know the habit some folks have of lighting a match to cover up the stench of a nasty fart with the smell of sulfur?  What about the people in Hell?  I'd guess that after a while, the smell would get so strong that somebody would shout out "Hey, could somebody fart and cover up this damned brimstone stench?"

/just sayin'
//survived my chi-town gig
 
2013-11-26 03:16:25 PM  
USA !!! USA!!! USA!!!
 
2013-11-26 03:57:20 PM  
PNAS says what?
 
2013-11-26 04:11:46 PM  
Lets switch from cows and chicken to bison and turkey.
 
2013-11-26 04:16:49 PM  

mark12A: Fiber One bars are where it's at. I'm been slamming one down at every meal (each one is supposely 30% of your daily fiber requirement). Not only are my downloads a thing of beauty, the ftatulence is EPIC. Scares the dogs out of my bed. Funny thing is, not much odor at all. Apparently I'm producing copious amounts of methane and CO2, but very little Hydrogen Sulfide, the cause of the smell.


Do the Google on Fiber One gas and see you're not alone.
 
2013-11-26 05:14:11 PM  
 I was expecting a run of the mill breakfast fart this early this afternoon, but was shocked by a sonorous 10 second hellhound from my ass that sounded like a particularly loud motorcycle ripping through the gears. Being a man and therefore very easily amused, my happiness eventually turned to sadness when I realized that none of my friends were around to witness it. This was the Lost Ark of farts, an opportunity that was only going to present itself once.

mark12A: Fiber One bars are where it's at. I'm been slamming one down at every meal (each one is supposely 30% of your daily fiber requirement). Not only are my downloads a thing of beauty, the ftatulence is EPIC. Scares the dogs out of my bed. Funny thing is, not much odor at all. Apparently I'm producing copious amounts of methane and CO2, but very little Hydrogen Sulfide, the cause of the smell.


 I love those bars, My poor computer chair is haunted by the ghosts of a thousand Fiber One farts. They (the snack bars) are fairly tasty, too.
 
2013-11-26 06:11:59 PM  
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/all hot and very likely smelly
 
2013-11-26 08:31:48 PM  
I fart in front of everyone. Frankly, I have zero respect of anyone. phark you and smell the roses.
 
2013-11-27 02:36:18 AM  
Bullshiat.
 
2013-11-27 10:38:31 AM  
I know I am...
 
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