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(Jezebel)   Too far? Jezebel, you are dead to me   (jezebel.com ) divider line
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11906 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Nov 2013 at 12:22 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-11-26 10:31:49 AM  
www.troll.me
 
2013-11-26 10:41:36 AM  
I hate to say it, but they are right on this one. Yes, bacon is delicious. We all know it. That doesn't mean we all need bacon bubble bath.
 
2013-11-26 10:53:43 AM  

Nabb1: I hate to say it, but they are right on this one. Yes, bacon is delicious. We all know it. That doesn't mean we all need bacon bubble bath.


So much for that bromance. Later.
 
2013-11-26 12:23:55 PM  
I will no longer look to Jezebel.com for my bacon needs.
 
2013-11-26 12:24:21 PM  
I think Peak Bacon hit right around the time Peak Hendricks occurred.

/Peak Lawrence is next.
 
2013-11-26 12:24:42 PM  
I...

I actually agree with Jezebel.

now I need to bathe. Not in bacon.
 
2013-11-26 12:25:41 PM  
BURN THE WITCH!
 
2013-11-26 12:26:14 PM  
I'd be hungry all day if I smelled like bacon. I mean, how could you concentrate?
 
2013-11-26 12:26:16 PM  
What is BibleWhore.com whining about now? Wait, Bacon? Bacon? Oh, yes, I forgot how bacon is the evil tool of the patriarchy, designed to keep the cisgendered womyn oppressed.
 
2013-11-26 12:26:21 PM  

www.dailyfork.com


Peak Bacon

 
2013-11-26 12:26:49 PM  
Bacon doesn't even win in a battle of breakfast meats, so it shouldn't even be eligible for best meat of all time.
 
2013-11-26 12:27:16 PM  
INCISIVE JOURNALISM!™©®
 
2013-11-26 12:27:56 PM  

Nabb1: I hate to say it, but they are right on this one. Yes, bacon is delicious. We all know it. That doesn't mean we all need bacon bubble bath.


If it's a choice between Bacon and Axe, I am firmly on the side of deliciousness.
 
2013-11-26 12:28:50 PM  

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: Bacon doesn't even win in a battle of breakfast meats, so it shouldn't even be eligible for best meat of all time.


Cretons all the way.
 
2013-11-26 12:31:20 PM  
You can keep your bacon fad all you want, just keep your stinking mitts off my pork sausage.
 
2013-11-26 12:34:38 PM  
Bacon is the "social Media" of food......the majority love it, can't get enough of it, and make themselves annoying to those who despise it.


/bacon is the best Jerry, THE BEST!
 
2013-11-26 12:34:55 PM  
Bacon is being forced on us at every turn.  Rape culture.
 
2013-11-26 12:34:57 PM  
Over?  Nothings over 'til WE say it's over!
 
2013-11-26 12:36:19 PM  
I, for one, fully endorse the idea of deodorant that attracts lions and swamp alligators. Just not for me.
 
2013-11-26 12:41:24 PM  
When some restaurants starts selling a bacon sandwich on pretzel bread that somehow involves sriracha, take a picture. That will be a 3-way culinary shark-jumping.
 
2013-11-26 12:43:40 PM  
28.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-11-26 12:44:35 PM  

EyeballKid: When some restaurants starts selling a bacon sandwich on pretzel bread that somehow involves sriracha, take a picture. That will be a 3-way culinary shark-jumping.


Doesn't seem too hard to me. Take some slices of Bacon Explosion, top it with sriracha, and make a sandwich with pretzel bread (preferably artisan).
 
2013-11-26 12:50:42 PM  
They're right.

It was bound to happen one day.
 
2013-11-26 12:57:47 PM  

Nabb1: I hate to say it, but they are right on this one. Yes, bacon is delicious. We all know it. That doesn't mean we all need bacon bubble bath.


ZMG!!! BACON ZOMBIES!!!!1111!!!!
 
2013-11-26 12:58:14 PM  

Millennium: EyeballKid: When some restaurants starts selling a bacon sandwich on pretzel bread that somehow involves sriracha, take a picture. That will be a 3-way culinary shark-jumping.

Doesn't seem too hard to me. Take some slices of Bacon Explosion, top it with sriracha, and make a sandwich with pretzel bread (preferably artisan).


You forgot the avocado.
 
2013-11-26 01:09:30 PM  
I love Jezebel because they have articles pointing out the objectification of women in advertising and articles that collect pictures of hot male soccer players.
 
2013-11-26 01:13:18 PM  

vudukungfu: Millennium: EyeballKid: When some restaurants starts selling a bacon sandwich on pretzel bread that somehow involves sriracha, take a picture. That will be a 3-way culinary shark-jumping.

Doesn't seem too hard to me. Take some slices of Bacon Explosion, top it with sriracha, and make a sandwich with pretzel bread (preferably artisan).

You forgot the avocado.


7-11 is currently selling a pretzel-bread chicken sandwich with sriracha, and I think there might actually be avocado involved, so there's that.
 
2013-11-26 01:27:09 PM  
I saw Jezebel and expected an article about the white male privilege of bacon and the inherent rape culture of salted pork.

It was just a vague anti-bacon rant.

Jezebel is apparently losing its touch.
 
2013-11-26 01:35:20 PM  
The reason humans like bacon so much? It's because pork tastes a lot like human flesh. If properly prepared, we would taste like bacon.

bacon reminds us of our deep-down cannibalistic craving.
 
2013-11-26 01:37:06 PM  
...I also agree with Jezebel.  Now I feel dirty.

Bacon (the obsession, not the actual meat) has basically become the fedora and ironic facial hair of the geek world.
 
2013-11-26 01:38:45 PM  
You realize that bacon deodorant is going to smell awful. It will be artificial bacon flavour so it won't smell like bacon, just a novelty facsimile of bacon
 
2013-11-26 01:50:14 PM  

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: Bacon doesn't even win in a battle of breakfast meats, so it shouldn't even be eligible for best meat of all time.


Pork is all breakfast meats, and all bacon is pork. QED.

I was all bacon all the time for YEARS. Then it became too popular and I was mad about that.

My blood pressure has dropped from 160/90 to 118/70.

Thanks popular culture!
 
2013-11-26 01:51:22 PM  
"Bacon band-aids" - isn't that just a scab?
 
2013-11-26 01:52:30 PM  

Grumpy Cat: I'd be hungry all day if I smelled like bacon. I mean, how could you concentrate?


Suck your thumb.
 
2013-11-26 02:00:54 PM  

ZeroCorpse: The reason humans like bacon so much? It's because pork tastes a lot like human flesh. If properly prepared, we would taste like bacon.

bacon reminds us of our deep-down cannibalistic craving.



You made most of that up. A simpler explanation is humans just like salty/fatty/savory umami bombs.
 
2013-11-26 02:23:09 PM  
I agree. The whole "BACON ALL THE THINGS" is as farking stupid as the snuggie fad.
 
2013-11-26 02:31:41 PM  

phaseolus: ZeroCorpse: The reason humans like bacon so much? It's because pork tastes a lot like human flesh. If properly prepared, we would taste like bacon.

bacon reminds us of our deep-down cannibalistic craving.


You made most of that up. A simpler explanation is humans just like salty/fatty/savory umami bombs.


Uh, it's called long pig for a reason. Used to be able to trade for it during the exploration/colonial/pirating periods.
 
2013-11-26 02:44:11 PM  

ModeratelyProfane: BURN THE WITCH!


Why bother? She still won't smell like bacon.
 
2013-11-26 03:06:46 PM  

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: Bacon doesn't even win in a battle of breakfast meats, so it shouldn't even be eligible for best meat of all time.


Ham steaks.
 
2013-11-26 04:39:04 PM  

RockofAges: Trocadero: phaseolus: ZeroCorpse: The reason humans like bacon so much? It's because pork tastes a lot like human flesh. If properly prepared, we would taste like bacon.

bacon reminds us of our deep-down cannibalistic craving.


You made most of that up. A simpler explanation is humans just like salty/fatty/savory umami bombs.

Uh, it's called long pig for a reason. Used to be able to trade for it during the exploration/colonial/pirating periods.

I doubt very much that human beings would taste like pork. Now, like Chimpanzee? Surely.


No, really.. Human flesh has been described as tasting not unlike pork. This is not made up.
 
2013-11-26 04:52:37 PM  

ZeroCorpse: RockofAges: Trocadero: phaseolus: ZeroCorpse: The reason humans like bacon so much? It's because pork tastes a lot like human flesh. If properly prepared, we would taste like bacon.

bacon reminds us of our deep-down cannibalistic craving.


You made most of that up. A simpler explanation is humans just like salty/fatty/savory umami bombs.

Uh, it's called long pig for a reason. Used to be able to trade for it during the exploration/colonial/pirating periods.

I doubt very much that human beings would taste like pork. Now, like Chimpanzee? Surely.

No, really.. Human flesh has been described as tasting not unlike pork. This is not made up.



Yes, I've heard *that* part before, several times, and I'm in no position to either confirm or dispute it. It's the armchair evolutionary biology "deep-down cannibalistic craving" stuff I'm calling silly.
 
2013-11-26 06:42:43 PM  
Jezebel, you ugly flat-chested vegan, GTFO.
 
2013-11-26 07:32:24 PM  
Geez, is there anything Jezebel doesn't biatch about?
 
2013-11-26 07:53:32 PM  
Bacon = pig rape  (Jezebel)
 
2013-11-26 08:25:37 PM  

Pangea: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: Bacon doesn't even win in a battle of breakfast meats, so it shouldn't even be eligible for best meat of all time.

Pork is all breakfast meats, and all bacon is pork. QED.

I was all bacon all the time for YEARS. Then it became too popular and I was mad about that.

My blood pressure has dropped from 160/90 to 118/70.

Thanks popular culture!


wow, being a bitter hipster saved your life!
 
2013-11-27 08:41:20 AM  

Pangea: I was all bacon all the time for YEARS. Then it became too popular and I was mad about that.

My blood pressure has dropped from 160/90 to 118/70.

Thanks popular culture!


So basically, the inverted hipster version of this:

imgs.xkcd.com
 
2013-11-27 09:42:24 AM  

Millennium: Pangea: I was all bacon all the time for YEARS. Then it became too popular and I was mad about that.

My blood pressure has dropped from 160/90 to 118/70.

Thanks popular culture!

So basically, the inverted hipster version of this:

[imgs.xkcd.com image 434x376]


This way I can still cling to my misguided self-image of being iconoclastic!

weknowmemes.com
 
2013-11-27 11:32:07 AM  

Doc Batarang: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: Bacon doesn't even win in a battle of breakfast meats, so it shouldn't even be eligible for best meat of all time.

Ham steaks.


Isn't that just a pork chop?
 
2013-11-27 01:06:08 PM  

TheLeftNugget: Doc Batarang: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: Bacon doesn't even win in a battle of breakfast meats, so it shouldn't even be eligible for best meat of all time.

Ham steaks.

Isn't that just a pork chop?


No! A ham steak comes from the ham, which is the thigh meat of a pig. The chop comes from the back. The ham steak is the best breakfast meat because its also the best lunch meat too, and pretty much wins by averages.
 
2013-11-27 01:54:26 PM  

Doc Batarang: TheLeftNugget: Doc Batarang: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: Bacon doesn't even win in a battle of breakfast meats, so it shouldn't even be eligible for best meat of all time.

Ham steaks.

Isn't that just a pork chop?

No! A ham steak comes from the ham, which is the thigh meat of a pig. The chop comes from the back. The ham steak is the best breakfast meat because its also the best lunch meat too, and pretty much wins by averages.


That is the most delicious correction I've read today. Thank you for enlightening me!
 
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