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2013-11-26 12:25:25 PM  
Are you on #Team Caramel or #Team Popcorn?

WELL?   Are you on #Team Caramel or #Team Popcorn?

This is urgent!


YOU MUST PICK A TEAM AND DECIDE!1!!!!!111!
 
2013-11-26 12:25:36 PM  
This would be way more interesting if we were voting for which turkey would be pardoned and the OTHER one was being eaten.
 
2013-11-26 12:25:50 PM  
Mmmm...caramel popcorn...
 
2013-11-26 12:26:15 PM  
whitehouse.gov/turkey

How apropos.
 
2013-11-26 12:28:11 PM  
Both turkeys will be pardoned, but only the American people will decide which bird takes the title.

Boo!  How about instead of a dual turkey pardon, we have a Thanksgiving Turkey Thunderdome!  Loser becomes dinner!  Only on PPV, Thursday, Thursday, THURSDAY!
 
2013-11-26 12:28:13 PM  
Of course only the white males get presidential pardons.
 
2013-11-26 12:30:16 PM  

bunner: Are you on #Team Caramel or #Team Popcorn?

WELL?   Are you on #Team Caramel or #Team Popcorn?

This is urgent!

YOU MUST PICK A TEAM AND DECIDE!1!!!!!111!


I'm on Team Six Legged Turkey.

i228.photobucket.com

//There were some surprisingly disturbing medical pictures for my GIS of "six legged turkey".
 
2013-11-26 12:33:42 PM  
with such bad music tastes as those, neither should be pardoned.
 
2013-11-26 12:36:46 PM  
So we're using the site to create a watchlist for crazy people?
 
2013-11-26 12:37:49 PM  
Somewhere in a basement, a pasty-faced InfoWars user is writing up a tirade claiming this is just a test of the Obamacare Death Panels voting mechanism. Today it's turkeys, tomorrow it's grandma!
 
2013-11-26 12:40:14 PM  
Seriously?
 
2013-11-26 12:41:24 PM  
turkey not born

turkey is hatch
 
2013-11-26 12:50:09 PM  
Popcorn has a way cooler Gobble.
 
2013-11-26 12:55:35 PM  

Lundah: Somewhere in a basement, a pasty-faced InfoWars user is writing up a tirade claiming this is just a test of the Obamacare Death Panels voting mechanism. Today it's turkeys, tomorrow it's grandma!


Both grandmas will be pardoned, but only one will take the title of National Death Panel Queen.

/the other one gets consolation Obamaphones
 
2013-11-26 12:58:05 PM  
My tax dollars at work?
 
2013-11-26 12:59:28 PM  

Lundah: Somewhere in a basement, a pasty-faced InfoWars user is writing up a tirade claiming this is just a test of the Obamacare Death Panels voting mechanism. Today it's turkeys, tomorrow it's grandma!


We have room in the basement for another writer. The creative style you have is just what we are looking for.
 
2013-11-26 01:00:09 PM  
Since the site is Whitehouse.gov, I have no choice but to choose #Team Caramel. Otherwise, I risk being called a racist.
 
2013-11-26 01:20:25 PM  

Archimedes' Principal: Since the site is Whitehouse.gov, I have no choice but to choose #Team Caramel. Otherwise, I risk being called a racist.


Reverse-racist!
 
2013-11-26 01:24:22 PM  
the loser will be used to treat people suffering from insomnia under obamacare
 
2013-11-26 01:25:02 PM  
LET'S get ready to RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUMBLE!!
 
2013-11-26 01:37:54 PM  
fark this stupid tradition and sophomoric web culture that continues to marginalize death.
 
2013-11-26 01:43:48 PM  
After seeing that I feel like a vacuum just sucked all the smarts outta my brain


/Thanks, Obama
 
2013-11-26 01:47:16 PM  

highendmighty: fark this stupid tradition and sophomoric web culture that continues to marginalize death.


Cram a tofurkey in it, veggie.
 
2013-11-26 02:22:28 PM  
Wow. That weird, pointy tumor on Caramel's face is gross.
 
2013-11-26 04:03:26 PM  

Bleak_Outlook: Wow. That weird, pointy tumor on Caramel's face is gross.


Good thing they lop the head off before serving
 
2013-11-26 06:02:49 PM  
Obama

Turkey

Oh my sides
 
2013-11-27 12:30:20 PM  

bunner: Are you on #Team Caramel or #Team Popcorn?

WELL?   Are you on #Team Caramel or #Team Popcorn?

This is urgent!

YOU MUST PICK A TEAM AND DECIDE!1!!!!!111!


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