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(Newser)   "Just when you thought the union of White House gatecrasher Michaele Salahi and Journey guitarist Neal Schon could not get any classier, this: The couple is getting married. Live on Pay-Per-View"   (newser.com) divider line 18
    More: Asinine, Neal Schon, Michaele Salahi, White House, journey, rocker, White House gatecrashers, Don't Stop Believing, Journey guitarist  
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2013-11-26 12:41:24 PM
True love is a thing of beauty, subby. Their love is real. Don't stop bel
 
2013-11-26 12:42:27 PM
No dumber than paying to see any of the members of Journey do anything.
 
2013-11-26 12:43:09 PM
Unless their honeymoon will be a part of this pay-per-view, I predict they'll attract tens of viewers, all from TMZ and US Weekly.
 
2013-11-26 12:43:25 PM
Wait, I thought the gate crasher died in a hail of gunfire?
 
2013-11-26 12:51:19 PM
I guess they were right when they said "Someday, love will find you..."
 
2013-11-26 12:53:00 PM
Does she still have MS or did that get "cured". Too bad her hubby didnt win the Govonors race in Virginia.
 
2013-11-26 12:54:18 PM
She's about a foot taller than him. WTF?
 
2013-11-26 01:25:27 PM
This could be worth watching, but only if a drunk Steve Perry crashes the reception with a drunker Debbie Gibson and they start singing a crazed duet of "Oh Sherrie" that quickly degenerates into a wild brawl. And in true 80s fashion, Neal should get thrown facefirst into the wedding cake by a tuxedo-clad chimpanzee, his bride rides off with Corey Feldman in a convertible, and Bill Murray accidentally blows up the wedding gifts and the shockwave causes all the other guests to fall into the pool. Then the ghost of Rodney Dangerfield boogies down to a karaoke version of "Any Way You Want It" by David Hasslehoff and Elvira.

Further hijinx with Bob and Doug McKenzie and Charo are about to ensue, but Jamie Farr gongs them first and the show wins no prizes, leaving the Popsicle Twins as the reigning champs.
 
2013-11-26 01:27:13 PM
The next time we'll hear anything about these two is when they inevitably divorce a year and a half from now at the most.
 
2013-11-26 01:28:42 PM

EdgeRunner: This could be worth watching, but only if a drunk Steve Perry crashes the reception with a drunker Debbie Gibson and they start singing a crazed duet of "Oh Sherrie" that quickly degenerates into a wild brawl. And in true 80s fashion, Neal should get thrown facefirst into the wedding cake by a tuxedo-clad chimpanzee, his bride rides off with Corey Feldman in a convertible, and Bill Murray accidentally blows up the wedding gifts and the shockwave causes all the other guests to fall into the pool. Then the ghost of Rodney Dangerfield boogies down to a karaoke version of "Any Way You Want It" by David Hasslehoff and Elvira.

Further hijinx with Bob and Doug McKenzie and Charo are about to ensue, but Jamie Farr gongs them first and the show wins no prizes, leaving the Popsicle Twins as the reigning champs.


That was beauty, eh?
 
2013-11-26 01:57:46 PM

EdgeRunner: This could be worth watching, but only if a drunk Steve Perry crashes the reception with a drunker Debbie Gibson and they start singing a crazed duet of "Oh Sherrie" that quickly degenerates into a wild brawl. And in true 80s fashion, Neal should get thrown facefirst into the wedding cake by a tuxedo-clad chimpanzee, his bride rides off with Corey Feldman in a convertible, and Bill Murray accidentally blows up the wedding gifts and the shockwave causes all the other guests to fall into the pool. Then the ghost of Rodney Dangerfield boogies down to a karaoke version of "Any Way You Want It" by David Hasslehoff and Elvira.

Further hijinx with Bob and Doug McKenzie and Charo are about to ensue, but Jamie Farr gongs them first and the show wins no prizes, leaving the Popsicle Twins as the reigning champs.


[voice of guy from at&t ads]

You seem to have given this some thought.

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2013-11-26 02:05:32 PM
Somebody yank Jake Roberts and The Undertaker's invites, stat.
 
2013-11-26 05:28:37 PM

EdgeRunner: This could be worth watching, but only if a drunk Steve Perry (1984) crashes the reception with a drunker Debbie Gibson (1987) and they start singing a crazed duet of "Oh Sherrie" that quickly degenerates into a wild brawl. And in true 80s fashion, Neal should get thrown facefirst into the wedding cake by a tuxedo-clad chimpanzee , his bride rides off with Corey Feldman (1986) in a convertible, and Bill Murray accidentally blows up the wedding gifts (1980) and the shockwave causes all the other guests to fall into the pool. Then the ghost of Rodney Dangerfield boogies down (1980) to a karaoke version of "Any Way You Want It" by David Hasslehoff (1984*)and Elvira (1988).

Further hijinx with Bob and Doug McKenzie (1983) and Charo (1983) are about to ensue, but Jamie Farr gongs (1980) them first and the show wins no prizes, leaving the Popsicle Twins (1978) as the reigning champs.


You'd better get the alignment on your pop culture machine checked. Damn thing is drifting all over the place.

(*Dates for celebs are based on the date of a particular project if the reference was specific, or the height of the celeb's popularity if not. Hasselhoff was probably bigger in the '90s with Baywatch, but given your time frame, I put him in at about the peak of Knight Rider fame. Same with Charo, but I put her at the Love Boat/Fantasy Island years.)
 
2013-11-26 06:47:32 PM

WyDave: Wait, I thought the gate crasher died in a hail of gunfire?


Not a literal gatecrasher. She and her former husband bluffed their way into the White House. This happened in '09.

/I mean I assume you're not joking. It's not like a lot of people remember the Salahis
 
2013-11-26 09:03:10 PM
I was saving my once in a lifetime calling in of a bomb threat for the KimYe PPV wedding... think I'll still save it.
 
2013-11-26 10:36:13 PM
Journey, in their prime, was a band where the whole was greater than the sum of the parts.  The abomination that is currently touring is not Journey.
 
2013-11-26 11:16:36 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: WyDave: Wait, I thought the gate crasher died in a hail of gunfire?

Not a literal gatecrasher. She and her former husband bluffed their way into the White House. This happened in '09.

/I mean I assume you're not joking. It's not like a lot of people remember the Salahis


There was a recent - literal - gatecrasher.  The woman who rammed the WH gates, then drove around with Yakkity Sax playing and ended up getting shot at the Capital.
 
2013-11-27 02:28:06 AM
She must give the best deep throat ever.
 
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