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(AskMen)   "Women simply don't care about size. There will be the odd ones who say it is very important, but they are usually the ones who love aggressive sex. For women, penises are marvelous toys, and no matter what they look like, they will excite women"   (askmen.com) divider line 30
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2013-11-26 02:50:37 PM  
5 votes:
A little girth helps too.

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2013-11-26 03:07:58 PM  
3 votes:
This might be a good time to mention that's how most of us guys view boobs.  Maybe you like big 'uns, or little 'uns, but they're all still boobs.  Which is great.

/hard to go wrong with boobs.
//boobs.
2013-11-26 02:46:15 PM  
3 votes:
So it's like breasts?  Some just like large, some just like small and most like breasts here and now.
2013-11-26 01:21:59 PM  
3 votes:
2013-11-26 10:09:47 AM  
3 votes:
Just like physical attractiveness, dick size only really matters at the extremes.
2013-11-26 03:22:55 PM  
2 votes:
Size matters to some extent, but there's nothing you can do about it.  So focus your efforts on more controllable aspects of yourself, like your awful personality and poor dental hygiene.
2013-11-26 03:21:24 PM  
2 votes:
At least to me, size does make a difference, but not in a better/worse way. Every dick is special in its own way. The bigger ones are generally much better to look at than when they're actually "in use" in my experience, but each and every dick is sacred.
2013-11-26 02:46:06 PM  
2 votes:

Honest Bender: Why do we shame men about having large penises, but rarely shame women for having large shame caves?


Not sure there's much of a camp on the "My girlfriend's vagina is too tight and I wish she had slept with like 20 guys before meeting me" side.
2013-11-26 02:27:24 PM  
2 votes:

diabloninja: It's like a women's weight: we say it doesn't matter.

But, it really matters.  Just sayin'.


I've never said that. Also, I've yet to meet a woman that doesn't think dicks are ugly. Sure they enjoy them but don't really get turned on by the site of them. Why do you think you never see a WIE request?
2013-11-26 02:23:35 PM  
2 votes:
It's like a women's weight: we say it doesn't matter.

But, it really matters.  Just sayin'.
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-11-26 11:01:57 AM  
2 votes:
James!: It's 12 inches long, thin as a pencil and bent at a 45 degree angle then a 90 degree angle further along.
Ladies?


You sound like an arthropod. Insects and spiders have weird shaped sex organs. You know you found a mate of your species when your penis fits, or in the case of a spider when your fist fits. (Spiders grab a wad of sperm and insert manually.)  If your 90 degree angle encounters a 45 degree bend you apologize and move on.
2013-11-26 10:05:20 AM  
2 votes:

SundaesChild: My "smallest" lover was also the most "experimental" so it all evened out in the end.


That's weird.  My girlfriend totally freaked out when I brought in the control group.
2013-11-26 09:59:08 AM  
2 votes:
"Women don't care about penis size" is what women say to men to make them feel better about having a small penis. That being said, if you are so afflicted, you can still be gifted at oral and whatnot. My "smallest" lover was also the most "experimental" so it all evened out in the end.
2013-11-26 04:42:42 PM  
1 votes:
As a large-penised guy, I'd gladly trade it for a smaller one in exchange for being better-looking. That's the number one trait most women -gold-diggers excepted- look for in a guy: good looks. I was never terribly blessed in that department. Even though I've been physically fit my whole life, I'll always be stuck with this ugly, ugly face.
Tom Brady could be poor with a 4" wiener and women would still flock to him.
2013-11-26 04:28:24 PM  
1 votes:
Don't ask her if she thinks it's too small.  Just own it and be confident with it, like that Henery Hawk from Looney Tunes.  If she looks like she doesn't think it's big enough, you knock her down and drag her around.  Make your penis talk to her in a high pitched New York accent with a perpetually angry temperament, "Are you comin' quietly, or do I have to muss ya up?"

/biatches love that shiat
2013-11-26 04:20:19 PM  
1 votes:

dogslobber buttlube: Back when I cared about sex, a big dick made all the difference.  Don't kid yourself, it's like another poster said, people say women's weight does not matter, but it does.
I am a woman, I think.  wait a minute, what incarnation is this?


The problem with having a larger than average penis is you can't really advertise it.  If you brag, then everyone assumes you're lying and if you whip it out, then you're just creepy.
2013-11-26 04:19:27 PM  
1 votes:
You know you've achieved great WIE-collector status when there's a penis size thread and eight different people email to tell you about it...
2013-11-26 03:58:46 PM  
1 votes:
Since I'm hung like a Tic-Tac, I have endeavored to improve my manual and lingual skills.
They usually do the trick.
2013-11-26 03:55:03 PM  
1 votes:
I refuse to buy into the media's perception of penis size. ALL PENISES ARE BEAUTIFUL.
2013-11-26 03:20:49 PM  
1 votes:
What's interesting is that this question has to be one of the oldest question since the dawn of man, and the answer is still the same but it gets refused because it hurts people's feelings.

Yes, size does matter and bigger (both length and girth), within limits, is better. The important thing is that the man needs to know how to use it.

Deal with it.....
2013-11-26 03:13:25 PM  
1 votes:
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2013-11-26 02:54:48 PM  
1 votes:

tarheel07: Honest Bender: Why do we shame men about having large penises, but rarely shame women for having large shame caves?

Not sure there's much of a camp on the "My girlfriend's vagina is too tight and I wish she had slept with like 20 guys before meeting me" side.


Maybe because vaginas don't work that way ...
2013-11-26 02:43:52 PM  
1 votes:
Can we love average penises AND aggressive sex?

/I agree, it IS hard to find a reasonably-sized rabbit
//Holy shiat manufacturers, how big do you think we are?
///Stop modeling 'em for your moms!
2013-11-26 02:34:22 PM  
1 votes:
*cue beta-male whining*
2013-11-26 02:31:34 PM  
1 votes:
Size is important. It's also subjective. Some women are ok with the average 5.5" cock. Some women won't bother unless their partner hits 7" in length. Saying size isn't important is foolish.
2013-11-26 02:30:37 PM  
1 votes:
"Size doesn't matter" is what women tell guys who have small dicks.  I got more bad news: if you're a janitor and you don't own a car, your personality doesn't make up for it.
2013-11-26 02:29:46 PM  
1 votes:
Any woman who tells you they don't care about size hasn't had a long penis yet -- they hate it, it hits their cervix and hurts.
2013-11-26 12:36:23 PM  
1 votes:

Relatively Obscure: SundaesChild: My "smallest" lover was also the most "experimental" so it all evened out in the end.

That's weird.  My girlfriend totally freaked out when I brought in the control group.


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2013-11-26 10:08:00 AM  
1 votes:

Relatively Obscure: SundaesChild: My "smallest" lover was also the most "experimental" so it all evened out in the end.

That's weird.  My girlfriend totally freaked out when I brought in the control group.


Ha ha. I meant he was kinky as fark. But you knew that.
2013-11-26 10:03:58 AM  
1 votes:
Why do we shame men about having large penises, but rarely shame women for having large shame caves?
 
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