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(AskMen)   "Women simply don't care about size. There will be the odd ones who say it is very important, but they are usually the ones who love aggressive sex. For women, penises are marvelous toys, and no matter what they look like, they will excite women"   (askmen.com ) divider line
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2013-11-26 09:39:51 AM  
It's not about the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean. That being said, why have a small boat?
 
2013-11-26 09:42:14 AM  
Well, I guess my only positive attribute is now useless.
 
2013-11-26 09:42:27 AM  
For women, penises are marvelous toys, and no matter what they look like, they will excite women


Infant penis.

Your move, Vanessa.
 
2013-11-26 09:46:17 AM  
Wait. Women who care about penis size are looking for aggressive sex?

I'd like to see the study that determined this correlation.
 
2013-11-26 09:59:08 AM  
"Women don't care about penis size" is what women say to men to make them feel better about having a small penis. That being said, if you are so afflicted, you can still be gifted at oral and whatnot. My "smallest" lover was also the most "experimental" so it all evened out in the end.
 
2013-11-26 10:03:58 AM  
Why do we shame men about having large penises, but rarely shame women for having large shame caves?
 
2013-11-26 10:05:20 AM  

SundaesChild: My "smallest" lover was also the most "experimental" so it all evened out in the end.


That's weird.  My girlfriend totally freaked out when I brought in the control group.
 
2013-11-26 10:07:39 AM  
It's 12 inches long, thin as a pencil and bent at a 45 degree angle then a 90 degree angle further along.

Ladies?
 
2013-11-26 10:08:00 AM  

Relatively Obscure: SundaesChild: My "smallest" lover was also the most "experimental" so it all evened out in the end.

That's weird.  My girlfriend totally freaked out when I brought in the control group.


Ha ha. I meant he was kinky as fark. But you knew that.
 
2013-11-26 10:09:47 AM  
Just like physical attractiveness, dick size only really matters at the extremes.
 
2013-11-26 10:25:22 AM  

kxs401: Just like physical attractiveness, dick size only really matters at the extremes.


This. The vast majority of dicks I've seen are perfectly adequate, but the only time size really matters is when it makes sex painful or impossible. That has only happened to me a few times. One guy with a cock far too big for me continue the relationship, and a couple of micros (like trying to screw a jet-puffed marshmallow). But the only reason the micros were deal-breakers is because of the extreme secrecy about it. Guys with big cocks generally don't keep that a secret. Preparing adequately is really important when dealing with a partner's extreme genitalia, whether that preparation be lots of extra lube, or harnesses and strap-ons.

tl;dr - Don't hide your micropenis. The sooner your partner knows, the easier it will be for him/her to accept it.
 
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2013-11-26 11:01:57 AM  
James!: It's 12 inches long, thin as a pencil and bent at a 45 degree angle then a 90 degree angle further along.
Ladies?


You sound like an arthropod. Insects and spiders have weird shaped sex organs. You know you found a mate of your species when your penis fits, or in the case of a spider when your fist fits. (Spiders grab a wad of sperm and insert manually.)  If your 90 degree angle encounters a 45 degree bend you apologize and move on.
 
2013-11-26 11:03:10 AM  
Oh let's green this so we can have another dick thread. They just never get old.
 
2013-11-26 11:42:34 AM  

gaslight: It's not about the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean. That being said, why have a small boat?


Speed.  Sometimes a shorter arrival time makes for a more pleasurable journey.
/ That's what I like to believe anyway.
 
2013-11-26 12:23:36 PM  

cryinoutloud: Oh let's green this so we can have another dick thread. They just never get old.


DAMMIT
 
2013-11-26 12:32:23 PM  

gaslight: It's not about the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean. That being said, why have a small boat?


Why go into such a large ocean?

/Big vagina
 
2013-11-26 12:36:23 PM  

Relatively Obscure: SundaesChild: My "smallest" lover was also the most "experimental" so it all evened out in the end.

That's weird.  My girlfriend totally freaked out when I brought in the control group.


img.fark.net
 
2013-11-26 12:50:24 PM  

James!: It's 12 inches long, thin as a pencil and bent at a 45 degree angle then a 90 degree angle further along.

Ladies?


So you're a duck?
 
2013-11-26 12:57:52 PM  

cryinoutloud: Oh let's green this so we can have another dick thread. They just never get old.


Has the last one even aged off yet?
 
2013-11-26 01:02:02 PM  
Like you ladies don't want my gape inducing cervix bruiser.
 
2013-11-26 01:02:52 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Wait. Women who care about penis size are looking for aggressive sex?

I'd like to see the study that determined this correlation.


You just want funding for a peer review study.
 
2013-11-26 01:20:52 PM  
My sister-in-law was complaining about her two previous lovers. One had a tiny microween, the other was John Holmes' long-lost brother. (According to her.)

She then said, "How hard is it to find a cock that's just right?"

...And that's how she became known as Goldicocks in our family.
 
2013-11-26 01:21:59 PM  
 
2013-11-26 01:41:27 PM  

edmo: If size doesn't matter, why are there no 4-inch dildos?

NSFW:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_I2uQkGxIykM/TI3A136LggI/AAAAAAAAM6c/nMzVUR Fv bpE/s1600/size+hellocuriosity.jpg


NSFW Either, but disproves your point.
 
2013-11-26 01:51:27 PM  
 
2013-11-26 02:08:27 PM  

GRCooper: cryinoutloud: Oh let's green this so we can have another dick thread. They just never get old.

Has the last one even aged off yet?


Hey, it's just nice to see something other than a politics thread get this many posts before it hits main.  If that has to be a dick thread then so be it!!

s15.postimg.org
 
2013-11-26 02:14:20 PM  

Via Infinito: Don't hide your micropenis. The sooner your partner knows, the easier it will be for him/her to accept it.

dump you.
 
2013-11-26 02:17:05 PM  

Via Infinito: kxs401: Just like physical attractiveness, dick size only really matters at the extremes.

This. The vast majority of dicks I've seen are perfectly adequate, but the only time size really matters is when it makes sex painful or impossible. That has only happened to me a few times. One guy with a cock far too big for me continue the relationship, and a couple of micros (like trying to screw a jet-puffed marshmallow). But the only reason the micros were deal-breakers is because of the extreme secrecy about it. Guys with big cocks generally don't keep that a secret. Preparing adequately is really important when dealing with a partner's extreme genitalia, whether that preparation be lots of extra lube, or harnesses and strap-ons.

tl;dr - Don't hide your micropenis. The sooner your partner knows, the easier it will be for him/her to accept it.


you sound slutty.
 
2013-11-26 02:21:04 PM  

SundaesChild: "Women don't care about penis size" is what women say to men to make them feel better about having a small penis. That being said, if you are so afflicted, you can still be gifted at oral and whatnot. My "smallest" lover was also the most "experimental" so it all evened out in the end.


Sad story is still sad.
 
2013-11-26 02:21:06 PM  
If my penis was a toy, I wish it came with sharp edges so my partner could at least share in my pain when they step on it.
 
2013-11-26 02:22:46 PM  
no matter what they look like, they will excite women

Well excuse me while I whip this out...

Hello officer, is there a problem?
 
2013-11-26 02:23:35 PM  
It's like a women's weight: we say it doesn't matter.

But, it really matters.  Just sayin'.
 
2013-11-26 02:25:13 PM  
Women simply don't care about size. There will be the odd ones who say it is very important, but they are usually the ones who love aggressive sex.


I love how this monumentally important detail is brushed aside casually.
 
2013-11-26 02:25:39 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Wait. Women who care about penis size are looking for aggressive sex?

I'd like to see the study that determined this correlation.


I'd say getting railed with the equivalent of a one eyed 16 oz red bull can might be considered aggressive.......
 
2013-11-26 02:25:45 PM  
Your wife doesn't want a huge penis.  She just wants one a little bigger than yours.

/can be concluded from reading female-written naughty stories
 
2013-11-26 02:25:54 PM  

nmrsnr: James!: It's 12 inches long, thin as a pencil and bent at a 45 degree angle then a 90 degree angle further along.

Ladies?

So you're a duck?


Indeed, Vanessa did not specify human so...

Wait, are duck genitals SFW?
 
2013-11-26 02:26:52 PM  
Yeah, well like these chicks say all kinds of stuff that's total BS.  So I've been talking to this waitress at Hooters and I thought things were going really great.  I felt like we were really hitting it off.  So I offered to do things for her like follow her home at night to make she got there safe, you know.   Just trying to be a nice guy.  Well, she just kept blowing me off and blowing me off, so just to show her how committed I am (because women like commitment), I've been staying up in her attic and watching her through a ceiling vent.  I want her to know that I'm committed to protecting her from creeps, you know.
 
2013-11-26 02:27:19 PM  
EIP, ladies, will trade for BIE.. Just sayin'. ykwim, mmkay
 
2013-11-26 02:27:24 PM  

diabloninja: It's like a women's weight: we say it doesn't matter.

But, it really matters.  Just sayin'.


I've never said that. Also, I've yet to meet a woman that doesn't think dicks are ugly. Sure they enjoy them but don't really get turned on by the site of them. Why do you think you never see a WIE request?
 
2013-11-26 02:27:40 PM  

SundaesChild: "Women don't care about penis size" is what women say to men to make them feel better about having a small penis.


This, because otherwise they just sulk about it and you'll never hear the end of it.
 
2013-11-26 02:28:34 PM  

Honest Bender: Why do we shame men about having large penises, but rarely shame women for having large shame caves?


images2.makefive.com
 
2013-11-26 02:29:02 PM  
All things being equal, not all things be equal.
 
2013-11-26 02:29:46 PM  
Any woman who tells you they don't care about size hasn't had a long penis yet -- they hate it, it hits their cervix and hurts.
 
2013-11-26 02:29:54 PM  
THANK GOD!!!
 
2013-11-26 02:30:19 PM  

doubled99: Women simply don't care about size. There will be the odd ones who say it is very important, but they are usually the ones who love aggressive sex.


I love how this monumentally important detail is brushed aside casually.


Where is the link to that study? Also would like a list of contact information for the study participants....


for science...
 
2013-11-26 02:30:37 PM  
"Size doesn't matter" is what women tell guys who have small dicks.  I got more bad news: if you're a janitor and you don't own a car, your personality doesn't make up for it.
 
2013-11-26 02:31:03 PM  

dramboxf: My sister-in-law was complaining about her two previous lovers. One had a tiny microween, the other was John Holmes' long-lost brother. (According to her.)

She then said, "How hard is it to find a cock that's just right?"

...And that's how she became known as Goldicocks in our family.


Thats kinda like me an old FWB called me Baby Bear because mine was just right. Kinda emasculating though.
 
2013-11-26 02:31:34 PM  
Size is important. It's also subjective. Some women are ok with the average 5.5" cock. Some women won't bother unless their partner hits 7" in length. Saying size isn't important is foolish.
 
2013-11-26 02:31:57 PM  

abhorrent1: Also, I've yet to meet a woman that doesn't think dicks are ugly.


You haven't talked to enough women...

abhorrent1: Why do you think you never see a WIE request?


Those do happen on occasion.  However, I can understand why they aren't as frequent as BIE begging - the flood of wang to their inbox is probably overwhelming.
 
2013-11-26 02:32:03 PM  

Via Infinito: tl;dr - Don't hide your micropenis. The sooner your partner knows, the easier it will be for him/her to accept it.


But they're so very easy to hide...
 
2013-11-26 02:32:13 PM  
" There will be the odd ones who say it is very important, but they are usually the ones who love aggressive sex. "

soo.. all the good ones?
 
2013-11-26 02:32:47 PM  

abhorrent1: diabloninja: It's like a women's weight: we say it doesn't matter.

But, it really matters.  Just sayin'.

I've never said that. Also, I've yet to meet a woman that doesn't think dicks are ugly. Sure they enjoy them but don't really get turned on by the site of them. Why do you think you never see a WIE request?


Lolwut? I don't know what Fark you hang out on, but I've seen wang solicited in at least three threads in the last 6-8 months, and I only post in 2-3 threads a day.
 
2013-11-26 02:33:24 PM  

Via Infinito: kxs401: Just like physical attractiveness, dick size only really matters at the extremes.

This. The vast majority of dicks I've seen are perfectly adequate, but the only time size really matters is when it makes sex painful or impossible. That has only happened to me a few times. One guy with a cock far too big for me continue the relationship, and a couple of micros (like trying to screw a jet-puffed marshmallow). But the only reason the micros were deal-breakers is because of the extreme secrecy about it. Guys with big cocks generally don't keep that a secret. Preparing adequately is really important when dealing with a partner's extreme genitalia, whether that preparation be lots of extra lube, or harnesses and strap-ons.

tl;dr - Don't hide your micropenis. The sooner your partner knows, the easier it will be for him/her to accept it.


you've got a nice pussy

little too grey tho
 
2013-11-26 02:33:25 PM  

Honest Bender: Why do we shame men about having large penises, but rarely shame women for having large shame caves?


Oh, it happens...right after some chick says she likes 'em big, somebody'll accuse her of being a huge, loose, floppy slut. It's another version of the phenomenon where a chick politely declines a date, then gets told she's ugly or fat, and the fellow didn't want her anyway.
 
2013-11-26 02:33:49 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-26 02:34:22 PM  
*cue beta-male whining*
 
2013-11-26 02:34:46 PM  
Unlikey tag wants to spare your feelings.
 
2013-11-26 02:35:09 PM  
paygun:  I got more bad news: if you're a janitor and you don't own a car, your personality doesn't make up for it.

You just need a personal ad on the internet.  Get yourself out there.

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-11-26 02:35:31 PM  
No wonder I keep hooking up with sexually aggressive women. Huh...
 
2013-11-26 02:37:51 PM  
""Women simply don't care about size. There will be the odd ones who say it is very important, but they are usually the ones who love aggressive sex. For women, penises are marvelous toys, and no matter what they look like, they will excite women"

Apparently, every woman I talked to loves aggressive sex.

(Good news!)
 
2013-11-26 02:39:34 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Wait. Women who care about penis size are looking for aggressive sex?


I've never heard of a horse being sensual.
 
2013-11-26 02:40:14 PM  

Donnchadha: edmo: If size doesn't matter, why are there no 4-inch dildos?

NSFW:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_I2uQkGxIykM/TI3A136LggI/AAAAAAAAM6c/nMzVUR Fv bpE/s1600/size+hellocuriosity.jpg

NSFW Either, but disproves your point.


Ah, I see. Well, right, there it is then. So.

Why are there no 3-inch dildos?
 
2013-11-26 02:40:40 PM  
I've never gotten any complaints, but then again I do own a gun, making my disco stick invariably small. So my penis compensator probably just frightened my one night stands into acting satisfied.

/Only girl who ever felt the need to go and talk about my wang handed out glowing recommendations
//She was the girl you didn't want anyone to know you hooked up with
///Bittersweet
 
2013-11-26 02:43:52 PM  
Can we love average penises AND aggressive sex?

/I agree, it IS hard to find a reasonably-sized rabbit
//Holy shiat manufacturers, how big do you think we are?
///Stop modeling 'em for your moms!
 
2013-11-26 02:46:06 PM  

Honest Bender: Why do we shame men about having large penises, but rarely shame women for having large shame caves?


Not sure there's much of a camp on the "My girlfriend's vagina is too tight and I wish she had slept with like 20 guys before meeting me" side.
 
2013-11-26 02:46:13 PM  

abhorrent1: I've never said that. Also, I've yet to meet a woman that doesn't think dicks are ugly.


Not that I know things, but I always got the impression that women like seeing penis (perhaps only upon wanting or expecting to see it in the first place)
but think balls are...I guess in the range from weird to ugly to gross - but they're never an order winner.
 
2013-11-26 02:46:15 PM  
So it's like breasts?  Some just like large, some just like small and most like breasts here and now.
 
2013-11-26 02:47:01 PM  
Err not all women consider penises to be marvelous. That being said, my ex had big long fingers and that made me super happy. My hands/fingers are really tiny and I sorta feel like this is the lesbian equivalent of having a small dick. Oh sure dildos yadda yadda, but nothing beats fingers for dexterity and control.
 
2013-11-26 02:50:01 PM  

doubled99: Women simply don't care about size. There will be the odd ones who say it is very important, but they are usually the ones who love aggressive sex.


I love how this monumentally important detail is brushed aside casually.


I haven't found that to be true.
 
2013-11-26 02:50:37 PM  
A little girth helps too.

www.passiveincomechannel.com
 
2013-11-26 02:52:24 PM  

kvinesknows: you've got a nice pussy

little too grey tho


n/a. pretty sure that requires hair.
 
2013-11-26 02:54:48 PM  

tarheel07: Honest Bender: Why do we shame men about having large penises, but rarely shame women for having large shame caves?

Not sure there's much of a camp on the "My girlfriend's vagina is too tight and I wish she had slept with like 20 guys before meeting me" side.


Maybe because vaginas don't work that way ...
 
2013-11-26 02:56:51 PM  
Uisce Beatha: Those do happen on occasion.  However, I can understand why they aren't as frequent as BIE begging - the flood of wang to their inbox is probably overwhelming.

Harry Potter and...
 
2013-11-26 02:57:13 PM  
What a guy with a giant cock might look like:

www.accidentalearthmother.com
 
2013-11-26 02:58:13 PM  

gaslight: It's not about the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean. That being said, why have a small boat?


Small boats make me seasick.
 
2013-11-26 02:58:40 PM  
Every other sentence was "sure big dicks are better, but...", "every woman prefers a giant cock, but...". She seems to be undermining her thesis.

/above average
//as far as you know
 
2013-11-26 02:59:40 PM  
farm1.staticflickr.com
 
2013-11-26 02:59:48 PM  
We're talking about what matters most to women, right?  Yes, I do have a very large wallet.
 
2013-11-26 03:00:06 PM  

Valiente: All things being equal, not all things be equal.


They don't think it be like it is, but they do.

lennavan: Any woman who tells you they don't care about size hasn't had a long penis yet -- they hate it, it hits their cervix and hurts.


I felt so proud the first time I did this. Never felt sad about my size after. Proud and apologetic for hurting her.
 
2013-11-26 03:01:06 PM  
For any woman that says "size doesn't matter," watch that rosy glow spread over her face when you slip another finger in. Just saying.

Also, I posit it's like a hand saw. A longer blade is simply more efficient. More contact per stroke makes for a faster "cut", but there comes a point of diminishing returns.

Size may not "matter" as the end result is the same, it just takes less skill and technique by the wielder of the bigger saw to get the job done.

Penis.
 
2013-11-26 03:04:25 PM  

edmo: Donnchadha: edmo: If size doesn't matter, why are there no 4-inch dildos?

NSFW:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_I2uQkGxIykM/TI3A136LggI/AAAAAAAAM6c/nMzVUR Fv bpE/s1600/size+hellocuriosity.jpg

NSFW Either, but disproves your point.

Ah, I see. Well, right, there it is then. So.

Why are there no 3-inch dildos?


you havent agreed to model for them yet?
 
2013-11-26 03:05:31 PM  
Keep tellin yourselves that.

/Girth.
 
2013-11-26 03:06:21 PM  

Via Infinito: kvinesknows: you've got a nice pussycat

little too grey tho

n/a. pretty sure that requires hair.


fixed that for me
 
2013-11-26 03:07:58 PM  
This might be a good time to mention that's how most of us guys view boobs.  Maybe you like big 'uns, or little 'uns, but they're all still boobs.  Which is great.

/hard to go wrong with boobs.
//boobs.
 
2013-11-26 03:10:48 PM  

kvinesknows: Via Infinito: kvinesknows: you've got a nice pussycat

little too grey tho

n/a. pretty sure that requires hair.

fixed that for me


Ok, I laughed hard. I honestly had no idea you were talking about my kitty.
And she's not too grey. She's purrfect.
 
2013-11-26 03:13:25 PM  
knuckledraggin.com
 
2013-11-26 03:16:16 PM  
its all in your penmenship. some can write in only block letters and then some can write in cursive.
 
2013-11-26 03:17:06 PM  
If size doesn't matter, then why have I heard, "You're not putting that huge thing in me!" all my life?
 
2013-11-26 03:18:13 PM  
Can't churn butter with a toothpick.
 
2013-11-26 03:18:27 PM  

edmo: Why are there no 3-inch dildos?


Maybe you should try taking a dildo into the pool.
 
2013-11-26 03:18:37 PM  
So when I dropped my pants she took one look at my equipment and said, "who the hell do you think you're going to please with that little thing?"

I replied, "me".
 
2013-11-26 03:18:48 PM  

vudukungfu: If size doesn't matter, then why have I heard, "You're not putting that huge thing in me!" all my life?


Because no woman wants you to store your 1980's cell phone in her vagina no matter how cool retro is right now.
 
2013-11-26 03:20:49 PM  
What's interesting is that this question has to be one of the oldest question since the dawn of man, and the answer is still the same but it gets refused because it hurts people's feelings.

Yes, size does matter and bigger (both length and girth), within limits, is better. The important thing is that the man needs to know how to use it.

Deal with it.....
 
2013-11-26 03:21:03 PM  
Here's a formula for figuring out a guy's phallic size.  Suppose a guy claims his tallywhacker is X inches long.  His real penis size is 30 / X in inches.

/aren't you glad you have me to tell you how to think?
 
2013-11-26 03:21:20 PM  

Zeb Hesselgresser: A little girth helps too.

[www.passiveincomechannel.com image 300x199]


Not when it's obviously all singles and 5's.

Pathetic "white gangsta" style picture BTW, couldn't even bother to get a lot of actual cash together.
 
2013-11-26 03:21:24 PM  
At least to me, size does make a difference, but not in a better/worse way. Every dick is special in its own way. The bigger ones are generally much better to look at than when they're actually "in use" in my experience, but each and every dick is sacred.
 
2013-11-26 03:22:55 PM  
Size matters to some extent, but there's nothing you can do about it.  So focus your efforts on more controllable aspects of yourself, like your awful personality and poor dental hygiene.
 
2013-11-26 03:22:57 PM  

Honest Bender: Why do we shame men about having large penises, but rarely shame women for having large shame caves?


Like you've never heard the phrase "hotdog down a hallway" before.
 
2013-11-26 03:28:42 PM  

Psycat: Here's a formula for figuring out a guy's phallic size.  Suppose a guy claims his tallywhacker is X inches long.  His real penis size is 30 / X in inches.

/aren't you glad you have me to tell you how to think?


So... *checking the logic of your math*... I'd have to claim 4 or smaller according to your math?
 
2013-11-26 03:36:59 PM  

imfallen_angel: Psycat: Here's a formula for figuring out a guy's phallic size.  Suppose a guy claims his tallywhacker is X inches long.  His real penis size is 30 / X in inches.

/aren't you glad you have me to tell you how to think?

So... *checking the logic of your math*... I'd have to claim 4 or smaller according to your math?


My reasoning is that the average guy's dick is 5.5 inches and 5.5 squared is a little over 30.  Guys with tiny dicks tend to exaggerate the size, so I thought an inverse relationship was mathematically sound.  And I'm presuming *snicker* that the well-endowed gents tend to downplay the size of their units due to modesty.

Also, this is a recursive formula; if somebody claims 4" to imply they have 7.5", that really means they have 30/7.5 or 4" for real.  But that's not the end of the world as they can always be deep-throated by a circus midget...
 
2013-11-26 03:43:29 PM  

Psycat: if somebody claims 4" to imply they have 7.5"


This has never happened.  Ever.
 
2013-11-26 03:44:24 PM  

Psycat: imfallen_angel: Psycat: Here's a formula for figuring out a guy's phallic size.  Suppose a guy claims his tallywhacker is X inches long.  His real penis size is 30 / X in inches.

/aren't you glad you have me to tell you how to think?

So... *checking the logic of your math*... I'd have to claim 4 or smaller according to your math?

My reasoning is that the average guy's dick is 5.5 inches and 5.5 squared is a little over 30.  Guys with tiny dicks tend to exaggerate the size, so I thought an inverse relationship was mathematically sound.  And I'm presuming *snicker* that the well-endowed gents tend to downplay the size of their units due to modesty.

Also, this is a recursive formula; if somebody claims 4" to imply they have 7.5", that really means they have 30/7.5 or 4" for real.  But that's not the end of the world as they can always be deep-throated by a circus midget...


I don't know what this means, but I only have a 3" dick...
 
2013-11-26 03:45:41 PM  

Psycat: But that's not the end of the world as they can always be deep-throated by a circus midget...


I wanted to disagree with you, and claim that given the PROPER circus midget ANYONE could still get deep-throated, but my GIS for "sword swallowing midget" came up ... short.
 
2013-11-26 03:46:28 PM  
Is this the thread where everybody who comments I get to send them a picture of my Penis?
 
2013-11-26 03:48:48 PM  
This is what a big dick really looks like...

ronwade.freeservers.com
 
2013-11-26 03:49:30 PM  
"Good news honey. The doctor said he can cut it down to any size you want".
 
2013-11-26 03:49:53 PM  

kvinesknows: Is this the thread where everybody who comments I get to send them a picture of my Penis?


Never ask for permission, beg forgiveness.
 
2013-11-26 03:50:32 PM  

johnny queso: kvinesknows: Is this the thread where everybody who comments I get to send them a picture of my Penis?

Never ask for permission, beg forgiveness.


nice email you got there...  forgive me?
 
2013-11-26 03:53:01 PM  

munko: its all in your peenmanship. some can write in only block letters and then some can write in cursive.


FTFY
 
2013-11-26 03:53:27 PM  

Donnchadha: Psycat: imfallen_angel: Psycat: Here's a formula for figuring out a guy's phallic size.  Suppose a guy claims his tallywhacker is X inches long.  His real penis size is 30 / X in inches.

/aren't you glad you have me to tell you how to think?

So... *checking the logic of your math*... I'd have to claim 4 or smaller according to your math?

My reasoning is that the average guy's dick is 5.5 inches and 5.5 squared is a little over 30.  Guys with tiny dicks tend to exaggerate the size, so I thought an inverse relationship was mathematically sound.  And I'm presuming *snicker* that the well-endowed gents tend to downplay the size of their units due to modesty.

Also, this is a recursive formula; if somebody claims 4" to imply they have 7.5", that really means they have 30/7.5 or 4" for real.  But that's not the end of the world as they can always be deep-throated by a circus midget...

I don't know what this means, but I only have a 3" dick...


From the recursively inverse double-whammy rule with the formula, this means you really do have a 3-incher.  But don't worry, Lulu the Bearded Midget Girl is waiting for ya...

/after she's done with my 2-incher
 
2013-11-26 03:55:03 PM  
I refuse to buy into the media's perception of penis size. ALL PENISES ARE BEAUTIFUL.
 
2013-11-26 03:55:25 PM  

kvinesknows: johnny queso: kvinesknows: Is this the thread where everybody who comments I get to send them a picture of my Penis?

Never ask for permission, beg forgiveness.

nice email you got there...  forgive me?


*clicks & drags to c:desktop/unsolicitedcocks/2013*
 
2013-11-26 03:55:55 PM  
That's pretty much how men feel about tits.
 
2013-11-26 03:58:46 PM  
Since I'm hung like a Tic-Tac, I have endeavored to improve my manual and lingual skills.
They usually do the trick.
 
2013-11-26 04:00:49 PM  
How about a penis extender made with $100 bills?  Ribbed, for her pleasure, of course...
 
2013-11-26 04:03:19 PM  

tblax: I refuse to buy into the media's perception of penis size. ALL PENISES ARE BEAUTIFUL.


They are farking not beautiful. Penises are wonderful things but they look like grub worms with turtleneck sweaters.
 
2013-11-26 04:03:40 PM  
Let's try something to see if the ladies really do want wie without having to announce it in the thread and get buried in a cockalanche.

If you do, hit up the e in my p.

/expects no emails
//not because the ladies don't want wie
///they probably just don't want mine
 
2013-11-26 04:11:38 PM  
Small penis typing detected.
 
2013-11-26 04:11:49 PM  

Thingster: For any woman that says "size doesn't matter," watch that rosy glow spread over her face when you slip another finger in. Just saying.

Also, I posit it's like a hand saw. A longer blade is simply more efficient. More contact per stroke makes for a faster "cut", but there comes a point of diminishing returns.

Size may not "matter" as the end result is the same, it just takes less skill and technique by the wielder of the bigger saw to get the job done.

Penis.


thank you Fingster
 
2013-11-26 04:13:11 PM  

ShardingGreat: tblax: I refuse to buy into the media's perception of penis size. ALL PENISES ARE BEAUTIFUL.

They are farking not beautiful. Penises are wonderful things but they look like grub worms with turtleneck sweaters.


Only the un-cut versions--they look like the butt end of a worm.  My tadger's been snipped and looks like a cute lil' mushroom-tipped Pink Panatella that hundreds, dozens, well, my retarded next-door neighbor likes to sit on anyways...
 
2013-11-26 04:17:49 PM  
Back when I cared about sex, a big dick made all the difference.  Don't kid yourself, it's like another poster said, people say women's weight does not matter, but it does.
I am a woman, I think.  wait a minute, what incarnation is this?
 
2013-11-26 04:19:27 PM  
You know you've achieved great WIE-collector status when there's a penis size thread and eight different people email to tell you about it...
 
2013-11-26 04:20:19 PM  

dogslobber buttlube: Back when I cared about sex, a big dick made all the difference.  Don't kid yourself, it's like another poster said, people say women's weight does not matter, but it does.
I am a woman, I think.  wait a minute, what incarnation is this?


The problem with having a larger than average penis is you can't really advertise it.  If you brag, then everyone assumes you're lying and if you whip it out, then you're just creepy.
 
2013-11-26 04:20:48 PM  
I'm so glad I don't have this problem...

I'm pro-porn sized...not freakish, but closing in on 8 inches.

Wife is happy.

And yes, I hurt her sometimes if too rough...but she gets over it.

Oh, my woes.
 
2013-11-26 04:28:24 PM  
Don't ask her if she thinks it's too small.  Just own it and be confident with it, like that Henery Hawk from Looney Tunes.  If she looks like she doesn't think it's big enough, you knock her down and drag her around.  Make your penis talk to her in a high pitched New York accent with a perpetually angry temperament, "Are you comin' quietly, or do I have to muss ya up?"

/biatches love that shiat
 
2013-11-26 04:33:11 PM  
It's like degree of difficulty in diving. If you've got a whopper ( it takes two hands to handle a whopper) just being competent gets you a high score, but if you have a micro peen you gotta be near perfect to get the same score.
 
2013-11-26 04:42:42 PM  
As a large-penised guy, I'd gladly trade it for a smaller one in exchange for being better-looking. That's the number one trait most women -gold-diggers excepted- look for in a guy: good looks. I was never terribly blessed in that department. Even though I've been physically fit my whole life, I'll always be stuck with this ugly, ugly face.
Tom Brady could be poor with a 4" wiener and women would still flock to him.
 
2013-11-26 04:49:15 PM  

poison_amy: You know you've achieved great WIE-collector status when there's a penis size thread and eight different people email to tell you about it...


Pfff...losers.
 
2013-11-26 04:49:44 PM  

gaslight: t's not about the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean. That being said, why have a small boat?


One doesn't put to sea in a dinghy.
 
2013-11-26 05:01:13 PM  
HAHAHA!

Yeah, right. That headline is what women tell men with small penises to make them feel okay about their little guy.

I know, because I have never heard that speech. The one I hear usually starts with a wide-eyed gasp, followed by "Oh my God."
 
2013-11-26 05:03:59 PM  

vudukungfu: If size doesn't matter, then why have I heard, "You're not putting that huge thing in me!" all my life?


Yeah. That's fun, too.

So is "I think you punctured the bottom of my stomach."
 
2013-11-26 05:08:46 PM  

ZeroCorpse: The one I hear usually starts with a wide-eyed gasp, followed by "Oh my God."


Sorry to hear about your deformed penis. I'll pray for you.
 
2013-11-26 05:09:29 PM  

ZeroCorpse: HAHAHA!

Yeah, right. That headline is what women tell men with small penises to make them feel okay about their little guy.

I know, because I have never heard that speech. The one I hear usually starts with a wide-eyed gasp, followed by "Oh my God."


Truth is, my penis is a mile long and has five thousand ten-inch mini penes protruding from it so I can copulate with five thousand women at a time.  On the very first night I lost my virginity at the age of twelve, I copulated seven hundred times, out-farking Hugh Hefner, Wilt Chamberlain, and the entire elders of the Mormon Church.  Since then, I've farked--and this is a modest estimate--twenty-three trillion women.  I'm also the world's first quadrillionaire and own a mansion with fifteen billion rooms and my yacht is so big that the swimming pool on it is so big I need another mini-yacht to get from one end of the swimming pool to the other--and the swimming pool on the mini-yacht is so big that I need a mini-mini-yacht to cross that.  And the intergalactic edition of People magazine has named me, Psycat, the Sexiest Male in the Entire Milky Way Galaxy.  And, on top of that, I was the fifth runner-up in the 1998 Bettendorf, Iowa Armpit-Farting Contest.  So there!
 
2013-11-26 05:11:54 PM  
And not only is my penis so big that I have to put an aircraft-warning beacon on top of it, I won the Nobel Prize in Humility for the last ten years running.  Take that, Gandhi!
 
2013-11-26 05:13:16 PM  
sadventurez.files.wordpress.com

/oblig
 
2013-11-26 05:19:13 PM  

puddleonfire: [sadventurez.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]

/oblig


I'm waiting for somebody to post a picture of Arsenio Hall being thrown down a large hotdog bun.

*sigh*   Really, "hotdog down a hallway" is a really stupid, tired trope by some fifth-rate comedian like Adam Sandler.  Why not something with a bit of inspiration like "bratwurst down a blunderbuss" or "Wee Willie Winkie down the Love Canal".  Even "toothpick down a moa's cloaca" is more inspired than "hotdog down a hallway"...

/that's why I'm royalty
 
2013-11-26 05:22:27 PM  
This thread is fedoras.
 
2013-11-26 05:24:02 PM  
Hello.
 
2013-11-26 05:30:48 PM  
But, hey, it's a bit after 4:20* PM, I'm sitting in the midst of thousands of colored sticks, recovering from two days of screaming kids in Chi-Town, enjoying a purple-drank buzz, intermittently watching a crummy Clark and McCullough comedy from 1935, contemplating rubbing one out to pictures of women with scuba gear and swim caps, and contemplating Wilde's "Picture of Dorian Grey" and the metaphysical inconsistencies of the Aestheticism Movement of the late 1890s--typical day for me, Psycat, who is really a monarch in seventeen different space-time continua...

*Every cool kid knows what 420 means.  April 20th is Harold Lloyd's birthday.  When hip kids say "420", what they mean is "Gather at yon tree at 4:20 PM, then lets go to one of our houses, preferably one where the parents aren't home, then draw the curtains and within minutes you'll hear gales of laughter coming from said house because you know what's happening inside--we'll be laughing at a classic Harold Lloyd comedy like "Safety Last" or "Why Worry?" and, yes, we'll be eating day-glo orange Cheetos (TM) and taking massive bong rips, but the important thing is that we're laughing at the slapstick antics of  Harold Lloyd, Greatest Slapstick Comedian Ever**".

**Well, Buster and Charlie (Charlie Bowers) may be better, but who's keeping track?
 
2013-11-26 05:32:01 PM  

ZeroCorpse: HAHAHA!

Yeah, right. That headline is what women tell men with small penises to make them feel okay about their little guy.

I know, because I have never heard that speech. The one I hear usually starts with a wide-eyed gasp, followed by "Oh my God."



Which is typically followed by closing the blinds and calling the police.
 
2013-11-26 05:34:20 PM  

give me doughnuts: Since I'm hung like a Tic-Tac, I have endeavored to improve my manual and lingual skills.
They usually do the trick.


How very cunning...
 
2013-11-26 05:39:33 PM  

OooShiny: give me doughnuts: Since I'm hung like a Tic-Tac, I have endeavored to improve my manual and lingual skills.
They usually do the trick.

How very cunning...


If you ply your cunning skills in Ireland, you can fly Aer Lingus*

*ba-dump, tchhhhh
 
2013-11-26 05:56:02 PM  
I wanted to try some that .. you know .. woo' hoo ..

ak1.picdn.net

... but what I got was a sledgehammer driving a carpet tack ...

media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com
 
2013-11-26 06:02:22 PM  
So the women who like a big cock also like aggressive sex?

Tell me more...
 
2013-11-26 06:07:53 PM  

Psycat: And not only is my penis so big that I have to put an aircraft-warning beacon on top of it, I won the Nobel Prize in Humility for the last ten years running.  Take that, Gandhi!


My dick is so big I could fark a Tuba
so big stephen hawking has a theory about it
...there is still snow on it in the summertime
...it has its own gravitational field
...it only plays arenas
...when it rains the tip doesn`t get wet
...it violates 17 zoning laws
...I could be in france and get a blowjob in hungary
...NASA are sending a probe to look for the tip
...it`s in the next room fixing us drinks
...I`m already farking a girl tomorrow

Hell, my dick is so big it has it`s own dick and even my dicks dick is bigger than yours!
 
2013-11-26 06:15:44 PM  

Elegy: abhorrent1: diabloninja: It's like a women's weight: we say it doesn't matter.

But, it really matters.  Just sayin'.

I've never said that. Also, I've yet to meet a woman that doesn't think dicks are ugly. Sure they enjoy them but don't really get turned on by the site of them. Why do you think you never see a WIE request?

Lolwut? I don't know what Fark you hang out on, but I've seen wang solicited in at least three threads in the last 6-8 months, and I only post in 2-3 threads a day.


And you know those are women asking how exactly? Because their profile says so?  Lolwut indeed.
 
2013-11-26 06:26:54 PM  

gaslight: It's not about the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean. That being said, why have a small boat?

-=-
It's easier to paddle.
-------
spiderpaz:
That's pretty much how men feel about tits.
-=-
That small and firm is excellent?
That any more than a mouth full is a waste?
 
2013-11-26 06:30:40 PM  
Truth is size does matter. It's just not always a deal breaker.
 
2013-11-26 06:31:56 PM  
I think what I love about my GF the most is she is short with tiny hands. Makes me look huge!
 
2013-11-26 06:35:06 PM  

SundaesChild: "Women don't care about penis size" is what women say to men to make them feel better about having a small penis. That being said, if you are so afflicted, you can still be gifted at oral and whatnot. My "smallest" lover was also the most "experimental" so it all evened out in the end.


So, backseat of a Volkswagen then.
 
2013-11-26 06:39:47 PM  
Not a woman so i cant give their perspective but

Before my mom and dad met, based on stuff his buddies would joke abbout, guys he had been in the army with or when he was a biker, before he met my mom he was a raging poonhound and very lucky in the wang department. And his nickname was Horse.

Im from a little rural town and everyone knows everyones business. Growing up im glad my mom was secure and knew he was not the cheating type because a ridiculous amount of women threw themselves at him.

Both me and my brothers several times had ladies either hint, or straight out ask us if it was true, or want to know if we took after him.

They divorced when I was in my 20s. When he passed a few years ago 3 different women showed up at his funeral saying they were his girlfriend. All attractive. He was 68. One of them was 32. And those were just the ones we knew about.

/csb
 
2013-11-26 06:46:18 PM  

Fark France: I've never gotten any complaints, but then again I do own a gun, making my disco stick invariably small. So my penis compensator probably just frightened my one night stands into acting satisfied.

/Only girl who ever felt the need to go and talk about my wang handed out glowing recommendations
//She was the girl you didn't want anyone to know you hooked up with
///Bittersweet


I had the fortunate experience of a girl complimenting my performance, to her girlfriend. God I miss college.
 
2013-11-26 06:49:51 PM  

vudukungfu: If size doesn't matter, then why have I heard, "You're not putting that huge thing in me!" all my life?


Because they were children. Monster.
 
2013-11-26 07:03:15 PM  

dready zim: Psycat: And not only is my penis so big that I have to put an aircraft-warning beacon on top of it, I won the Nobel Prize in Humility for the last ten years running.  Take that, Gandhi!

My dick is so big I could fark a Tuba
so big stephen hawking has a theory about it
...there is still snow on it in the summertime
...it has its own gravitational field
...it only plays arenas
...when it rains the tip doesn`t get wet
...it violates 17 zoning laws
...I could be in france and get a blowjob in hungary
...NASA are sending a probe to look for the tip
...it`s in the next room fixing us drinks
...I`m already farking a girl tomorrow

Hell, my dick is so big it has it`s own dick and even my dicks dick is bigger than yours!


Harrumpph.  My dick is so big that the gravitational field made by it can bend spacetime and warp the laws of physics.  Every one of the 5,000 10-inch mini-penes on my main penis is covered by an infinite number of infinitesimal fractal phalluses that are themselves self-contained microcosms of dickitude that extend into a sesquicentillion spatial dimensions of infinitude that it takes an Aleph-Infinity hyper-number of mathematicians writing a zillion scadzillion number of 9s every micro-second in each and every one of these microcosms just to even come close to coming *snirk* up with a number so massive, so big, so fully-packed and so full of numberness to even come *snirk, again* close to expressing the size of my Great-Godfather of All Dicks.

/all rumors that my own dick is just under 5-1/2 inches are just propaganda by the Bavarian Illuminati
 
2013-11-26 07:13:31 PM  
"...no matter what they look like, they will excite women

-_- False
 
2013-11-26 07:20:20 PM  

kim jong-un: SundaesChild: "Women don't care about penis size" is what women say to men to make them feel better about having a small penis. That being said, if you are so afflicted, you can still be gifted at oral and whatnot. My "smallest" lover was also the most "experimental" so it all evened out in the end.

So, backseat of a Volkswagen then.


Actually a Volvo.
 
2013-11-26 08:16:35 PM  
I thought size didn't matter, then I met a man with a huge dick.
 
2013-11-26 08:39:31 PM  

SundaesChild: kim jong-un: SundaesChild: "Women don't care about penis size" is what women say to men to make them feel better about having a small penis. That being said, if you are so afflicted, you can still be gifted at oral and whatnot. My "smallest" lover was also the most "experimental" so it all evened out in the end.

So, backseat of a Volkswagen then.

Actually a Volvo.


My car doesn't have a backseat, you insensitive bastards.
 
2013-11-26 10:29:25 PM  
cdn.smosh.com
 
2013-11-26 10:45:55 PM  
Not only is my big dick big, it's handsome, witty and erudite.
 
2013-11-26 11:05:04 PM  

GGracie: I thought size didn't matter, then I met a man with a huge dick.


How YOU do...

Oh wait, you like huge?

<checks down pants>

Awww :(.


:D
 
2013-11-26 11:20:09 PM  
OMG - ITT guys obsessed with their penii like it's the center of the farking universe.
 
2013-11-26 11:26:24 PM  
Well, it's certainly the center of MY universe.

/white dwarf
 
2013-11-26 11:30:49 PM  

Graffito: OMG - ITT guys obsessed with their penii like it's the center of the farking universe.


Umm, that would be whenever you deal with guys. We think our penis is the most amazing thing ever because to us, it is :D
 
2013-11-26 11:43:00 PM  
Alleyoop:

I wish I had thought of that. Not as a retention mechanism but as revenge.

/not really
 
2013-11-27 12:04:44 AM  

Graffito: OMG - ITT guys obsessed with their penii like it's the center of the farking universe.


So?  It's attached to us, it makes us happy.  It doesn't punish us once monthly.   Why the hell shouldn't we adore it?
 
2013-11-27 12:14:15 AM  

Girion47: Graffito: OMG - ITT guys obsessed with their penii like it's the center of the farking universe.

So?  It's attached to us, it makes us happy.  It doesn't punish us once monthly.   Why the hell shouldn't we adore it?


Unfortunately, women have decided that it is important that their lady parts punish us every month.  They do that because they are jealous.
 
2013-11-27 01:10:01 AM  
Anyone ever read Cruel Shoes? Yeah, that.
 
2013-11-27 01:30:14 AM  

Psycat: dready zim: Psycat: And not only is my penis so big that I have to put an aircraft-warning beacon on top of it, I won the Nobel Prize in Humility for the last ten years running.  Take that, Gandhi!

My dick is so big I could fark a Tuba
so big stephen hawking has a theory about it
...there is still snow on it in the summertime
...it has its own gravitational field
...it only plays arenas
...when it rains the tip doesn`t get wet
...it violates 17 zoning laws
...I could be in france and get a blowjob in hungary
...NASA are sending a probe to look for the tip
...it`s in the next room fixing us drinks
...I`m already farking a girl tomorrow

Hell, my dick is so big it has it`s own dick and even my dicks dick is bigger than yours!

Harrumpph.  My dick is so big that the gravitational field made by it can bend spacetime and warp the laws of physics.  Every one of the 5,000 10-inch mini-penes on my main penis is covered by an infinite number of infinitesimal fractal phalluses that are themselves self-contained microcosms of dickitude that extend into a sesquicentillion spatial dimensions of infinitude that it takes an Aleph-Infinity hyper-number of mathematicians writing a zillion scadzillion number of 9s every micro-second in each and every one of these microcosms just to even come close to coming *snirk* up with a number so massive, so big, so fully-packed and so full of numberness to even come *snirk, again* close to expressing the size of my Great-Godfather of All Dicks.

/all rumors that my own dick is just under 5-1/2 inches are just propaganda by the Bavarian Illuminati


i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-27 01:37:30 AM  

GGracie: I thought size didn't matter, then I met a man with a huge dick.


Hey, how YOU do -- oh, I thought you said a man who *was* a huge dick. N/M

Seems like length has the advantage that you don't have to put all in, use a position like cowgirl and the woman can get as much as she wants poking wherever she wants. It's not so good if he wants to finish in missionary and she doesn't like getting the cervix banged, however.
 
2013-11-27 01:51:38 AM  
My dick is like supersize
Your dick look like two fries
 
2013-11-27 03:17:50 AM  

edmo: If size doesn't matter, why are there no 4-inch dildos?

NSFW:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_I2uQkGxIykM/TI3A136LggI/AAAAAAAAM6c/nMzVUR Fv bpE/s1600/size+hellocuriosity.jpg


You are looking in the wrong place, try the children's section.
 
2013-11-27 03:57:29 AM  

qualtrough: edmo: If size doesn't matter, why are there no 4-inch dildos?

NSFW:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_I2uQkGxIykM/TI3A136LggI/AAAAAAAAM6c/nMzVUR Fv bpE/s1600/size+hellocuriosity.jpg

You are looking in the wrong place, try the children's section.


That would be here (probably NSFW):

http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_kw=Sanrio+Hello+Kitty+vibrator+massa ge r
 
2013-11-27 06:01:59 AM  

johnny queso: kvinesknows: johnny queso: kvinesknows: Is this the thread where everybody who comments I get to send them a picture of my Penis?

Never ask for permission, beg forgiveness.

nice email you got there...  forgive me?

*clicks & drags to c:desktop/unsolicitedcocks/2013*


Do you also have a folder for solicited cocks?

(I am setting my own up now)
 
2013-11-27 08:28:28 AM  

Mr. Ekshun: Anyone ever read Cruel Shoes? Yeah, that.


My nickname for mine is 'Winslow Boner'.
 
2013-11-27 08:44:48 AM  

truelateral: johnny queso: kvinesknows: johnny queso: kvinesknows: Is this the thread where everybody who comments I get to send them a picture of my Penis?

Never ask for permission, beg forgiveness.

nice email you got there...  forgive me?

*clicks & drags to c:desktop/unsolicitedcocks/2013*

Do you also have a folder for solicited cocks?

(I am setting my own up now)


Based on your profile pic, you're going to need to add a few gigs of memory.
 
2013-11-27 09:39:53 AM  

johnny queso: truelateral: johnny queso: kvinesknows: johnny queso: kvinesknows: Is this the thread where everybody who comments I get to send them a picture of my Penis?

Never ask for permission, beg forgiveness.

nice email you got there...  forgive me?

*clicks & drags to c:desktop/unsolicitedcocks/2013*

Do you also have a folder for solicited cocks?

(I am setting my own up now)

Based on your profile pic, you're going to need to add a few gigs of memory.


aww gee...  thanks.. its big.  but really just a few megs of memory will hold it.
 
2013-11-27 09:50:55 AM  
I don't understand the "problem" of having a huge pussy.  Maybe I am just really hung or whatever...
 
2013-11-27 10:21:03 AM  

truelateral: johnny queso: kvinesknows: johnny queso: kvinesknows: Is this the thread where everybody who comments I get to send them a picture of my Penis?

Never ask for permission, beg forgiveness.

nice email you got there...  forgive me?

*clicks & drags to c:desktop/unsolicitedcocks/2013*

Do you also have a folder for solicited cocks?

(I am setting my own up now)


You have to have EIP for WIE
 
2013-11-27 10:28:55 AM  

Girion47: truelateral: johnny queso: kvinesknows: johnny queso: kvinesknows: Is this the thread where everybody who comments I get to send them a picture of my Penis?

Never ask for permission, beg forgiveness.

nice email you got there...  forgive me?

*clicks & drags to c:desktop/unsolicitedcocks/2013*

Do you also have a folder for solicited cocks?

(I am setting my own up now)

You have to have EIP for WIE


Yep, you do. Please direct all W to  https://twitter.com/DanniiMinogue and I'll review it there.
 
2013-11-27 09:07:05 PM  
I've wondered if there is a difference sexually between women who give birth vaginally versus caesarian?

/I have no penis hangups, I'm ok with average
 
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