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(AskMen)   "Women simply don't care about size. There will be the odd ones who say it is very important, but they are usually the ones who love aggressive sex. For women, penises are marvelous toys, and no matter what they look like, they will excite women"   (askmen.com) divider line 181
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2013-11-26 06:39:47 PM  
Not a woman so i cant give their perspective but

Before my mom and dad met, based on stuff his buddies would joke abbout, guys he had been in the army with or when he was a biker, before he met my mom he was a raging poonhound and very lucky in the wang department. And his nickname was Horse.

Im from a little rural town and everyone knows everyones business. Growing up im glad my mom was secure and knew he was not the cheating type because a ridiculous amount of women threw themselves at him.

Both me and my brothers several times had ladies either hint, or straight out ask us if it was true, or want to know if we took after him.

They divorced when I was in my 20s. When he passed a few years ago 3 different women showed up at his funeral saying they were his girlfriend. All attractive. He was 68. One of them was 32. And those were just the ones we knew about.

/csb
 
2013-11-26 06:46:18 PM  

Fark France: I've never gotten any complaints, but then again I do own a gun, making my disco stick invariably small. So my penis compensator probably just frightened my one night stands into acting satisfied.

/Only girl who ever felt the need to go and talk about my wang handed out glowing recommendations
//She was the girl you didn't want anyone to know you hooked up with
///Bittersweet


I had the fortunate experience of a girl complimenting my performance, to her girlfriend. God I miss college.
 
2013-11-26 06:49:51 PM  

vudukungfu: If size doesn't matter, then why have I heard, "You're not putting that huge thing in me!" all my life?


Because they were children. Monster.
 
2013-11-26 07:03:15 PM  

dready zim: Psycat: And not only is my penis so big that I have to put an aircraft-warning beacon on top of it, I won the Nobel Prize in Humility for the last ten years running.  Take that, Gandhi!

My dick is so big I could fark a Tuba
so big stephen hawking has a theory about it
...there is still snow on it in the summertime
...it has its own gravitational field
...it only plays arenas
...when it rains the tip doesn`t get wet
...it violates 17 zoning laws
...I could be in france and get a blowjob in hungary
...NASA are sending a probe to look for the tip
...it`s in the next room fixing us drinks
...I`m already farking a girl tomorrow

Hell, my dick is so big it has it`s own dick and even my dicks dick is bigger than yours!


Harrumpph.  My dick is so big that the gravitational field made by it can bend spacetime and warp the laws of physics.  Every one of the 5,000 10-inch mini-penes on my main penis is covered by an infinite number of infinitesimal fractal phalluses that are themselves self-contained microcosms of dickitude that extend into a sesquicentillion spatial dimensions of infinitude that it takes an Aleph-Infinity hyper-number of mathematicians writing a zillion scadzillion number of 9s every micro-second in each and every one of these microcosms just to even come close to coming *snirk* up with a number so massive, so big, so fully-packed and so full of numberness to even come *snirk, again* close to expressing the size of my Great-Godfather of All Dicks.

/all rumors that my own dick is just under 5-1/2 inches are just propaganda by the Bavarian Illuminati
 
2013-11-26 07:13:31 PM  
"...no matter what they look like, they will excite women

-_- False
 
2013-11-26 07:20:20 PM  

kim jong-un: SundaesChild: "Women don't care about penis size" is what women say to men to make them feel better about having a small penis. That being said, if you are so afflicted, you can still be gifted at oral and whatnot. My "smallest" lover was also the most "experimental" so it all evened out in the end.

So, backseat of a Volkswagen then.


Actually a Volvo.
 
2013-11-26 08:16:35 PM  
I thought size didn't matter, then I met a man with a huge dick.
 
2013-11-26 08:39:31 PM  

SundaesChild: kim jong-un: SundaesChild: "Women don't care about penis size" is what women say to men to make them feel better about having a small penis. That being said, if you are so afflicted, you can still be gifted at oral and whatnot. My "smallest" lover was also the most "experimental" so it all evened out in the end.

So, backseat of a Volkswagen then.

Actually a Volvo.


My car doesn't have a backseat, you insensitive bastards.
 
2013-11-26 10:29:25 PM  
cdn.smosh.com
 
2013-11-26 10:45:55 PM  
Not only is my big dick big, it's handsome, witty and erudite.
 
2013-11-26 11:05:04 PM  

GGracie: I thought size didn't matter, then I met a man with a huge dick.


How YOU do...

Oh wait, you like huge?

<checks down pants>

Awww :(.


:D
 
2013-11-26 11:20:09 PM  
OMG - ITT guys obsessed with their penii like it's the center of the farking universe.
 
2013-11-26 11:26:24 PM  
Well, it's certainly the center of MY universe.

/white dwarf
 
2013-11-26 11:30:49 PM  

Graffito: OMG - ITT guys obsessed with their penii like it's the center of the farking universe.


Umm, that would be whenever you deal with guys. We think our penis is the most amazing thing ever because to us, it is :D
 
2013-11-26 11:43:00 PM  

Alleyoop:


I wish I had thought of that. Not as a retention mechanism but as revenge.

/not really
 
2013-11-27 12:04:44 AM  

Graffito: OMG - ITT guys obsessed with their penii like it's the center of the farking universe.


So?  It's attached to us, it makes us happy.  It doesn't punish us once monthly.   Why the hell shouldn't we adore it?
 
2013-11-27 12:14:15 AM  

Girion47: Graffito: OMG - ITT guys obsessed with their penii like it's the center of the farking universe.

So?  It's attached to us, it makes us happy.  It doesn't punish us once monthly.   Why the hell shouldn't we adore it?


Unfortunately, women have decided that it is important that their lady parts punish us every month.  They do that because they are jealous.
 
2013-11-27 01:10:01 AM  
Anyone ever read Cruel Shoes? Yeah, that.
 
2013-11-27 01:30:14 AM  

Psycat: dready zim: Psycat: And not only is my penis so big that I have to put an aircraft-warning beacon on top of it, I won the Nobel Prize in Humility for the last ten years running.  Take that, Gandhi!

My dick is so big I could fark a Tuba
so big stephen hawking has a theory about it
...there is still snow on it in the summertime
...it has its own gravitational field
...it only plays arenas
...when it rains the tip doesn`t get wet
...it violates 17 zoning laws
...I could be in france and get a blowjob in hungary
...NASA are sending a probe to look for the tip
...it`s in the next room fixing us drinks
...I`m already farking a girl tomorrow

Hell, my dick is so big it has it`s own dick and even my dicks dick is bigger than yours!

Harrumpph.  My dick is so big that the gravitational field made by it can bend spacetime and warp the laws of physics.  Every one of the 5,000 10-inch mini-penes on my main penis is covered by an infinite number of infinitesimal fractal phalluses that are themselves self-contained microcosms of dickitude that extend into a sesquicentillion spatial dimensions of infinitude that it takes an Aleph-Infinity hyper-number of mathematicians writing a zillion scadzillion number of 9s every micro-second in each and every one of these microcosms just to even come close to coming *snirk* up with a number so massive, so big, so fully-packed and so full of numberness to even come *snirk, again* close to expressing the size of my Great-Godfather of All Dicks.

/all rumors that my own dick is just under 5-1/2 inches are just propaganda by the Bavarian Illuminati


i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-27 01:37:30 AM  

GGracie: I thought size didn't matter, then I met a man with a huge dick.


Hey, how YOU do -- oh, I thought you said a man who *was* a huge dick. N/M

Seems like length has the advantage that you don't have to put all in, use a position like cowgirl and the woman can get as much as she wants poking wherever she wants. It's not so good if he wants to finish in missionary and she doesn't like getting the cervix banged, however.
 
2013-11-27 01:51:38 AM  
My dick is like supersize
Your dick look like two fries
 
2013-11-27 03:17:50 AM  

edmo: If size doesn't matter, why are there no 4-inch dildos?

NSFW:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_I2uQkGxIykM/TI3A136LggI/AAAAAAAAM6c/nMzVUR Fv bpE/s1600/size+hellocuriosity.jpg


You are looking in the wrong place, try the children's section.
 
2013-11-27 03:57:29 AM  

qualtrough: edmo: If size doesn't matter, why are there no 4-inch dildos?

NSFW:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_I2uQkGxIykM/TI3A136LggI/AAAAAAAAM6c/nMzVUR Fv bpE/s1600/size+hellocuriosity.jpg

You are looking in the wrong place, try the children's section.


That would be here (probably NSFW):

http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_kw=Sanrio+Hello+Kitty+vibrator+massa ge r
 
2013-11-27 06:01:59 AM  

johnny queso: kvinesknows: johnny queso: kvinesknows: Is this the thread where everybody who comments I get to send them a picture of my Penis?

Never ask for permission, beg forgiveness.

nice email you got there...  forgive me?

*clicks & drags to c:desktop/unsolicitedcocks/2013*


Do you also have a folder for solicited cocks?

(I am setting my own up now)
 
2013-11-27 08:28:28 AM  

Mr. Ekshun: Anyone ever read Cruel Shoes? Yeah, that.


My nickname for mine is 'Winslow Boner'.
 
2013-11-27 08:44:48 AM  

truelateral: johnny queso: kvinesknows: johnny queso: kvinesknows: Is this the thread where everybody who comments I get to send them a picture of my Penis?

Never ask for permission, beg forgiveness.

nice email you got there...  forgive me?

*clicks & drags to c:desktop/unsolicitedcocks/2013*

Do you also have a folder for solicited cocks?

(I am setting my own up now)


Based on your profile pic, you're going to need to add a few gigs of memory.
 
2013-11-27 09:39:53 AM  

johnny queso: truelateral: johnny queso: kvinesknows: johnny queso: kvinesknows: Is this the thread where everybody who comments I get to send them a picture of my Penis?

Never ask for permission, beg forgiveness.

nice email you got there...  forgive me?

*clicks & drags to c:desktop/unsolicitedcocks/2013*

Do you also have a folder for solicited cocks?

(I am setting my own up now)

Based on your profile pic, you're going to need to add a few gigs of memory.


aww gee...  thanks.. its big.  but really just a few megs of memory will hold it.
 
2013-11-27 09:50:55 AM  
I don't understand the "problem" of having a huge pussy.  Maybe I am just really hung or whatever...
 
2013-11-27 10:21:03 AM  

truelateral: johnny queso: kvinesknows: johnny queso: kvinesknows: Is this the thread where everybody who comments I get to send them a picture of my Penis?

Never ask for permission, beg forgiveness.

nice email you got there...  forgive me?

*clicks & drags to c:desktop/unsolicitedcocks/2013*

Do you also have a folder for solicited cocks?

(I am setting my own up now)


You have to have EIP for WIE
 
2013-11-27 10:28:55 AM  

Girion47: truelateral: johnny queso: kvinesknows: johnny queso: kvinesknows: Is this the thread where everybody who comments I get to send them a picture of my Penis?

Never ask for permission, beg forgiveness.

nice email you got there...  forgive me?

*clicks & drags to c:desktop/unsolicitedcocks/2013*

Do you also have a folder for solicited cocks?

(I am setting my own up now)

You have to have EIP for WIE


Yep, you do. Please direct all W to  https://twitter.com/DanniiMinogue and I'll review it there.
 
2013-11-27 09:07:05 PM  
I've wondered if there is a difference sexually between women who give birth vaginally versus caesarian?

/I have no penis hangups, I'm ok with average
 
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