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(AskMen)   "Women simply don't care about size. There will be the odd ones who say it is very important, but they are usually the ones who love aggressive sex. For women, penises are marvelous toys, and no matter what they look like, they will excite women"   (askmen.com) divider line 181
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2013-11-26 02:32:13 PM
" There will be the odd ones who say it is very important, but they are usually the ones who love aggressive sex. "

soo.. all the good ones?
 
2013-11-26 02:32:47 PM

abhorrent1: diabloninja: It's like a women's weight: we say it doesn't matter.

But, it really matters.  Just sayin'.

I've never said that. Also, I've yet to meet a woman that doesn't think dicks are ugly. Sure they enjoy them but don't really get turned on by the site of them. Why do you think you never see a WIE request?


Lolwut? I don't know what Fark you hang out on, but I've seen wang solicited in at least three threads in the last 6-8 months, and I only post in 2-3 threads a day.
 
2013-11-26 02:33:24 PM

Via Infinito: kxs401: Just like physical attractiveness, dick size only really matters at the extremes.

This. The vast majority of dicks I've seen are perfectly adequate, but the only time size really matters is when it makes sex painful or impossible. That has only happened to me a few times. One guy with a cock far too big for me continue the relationship, and a couple of micros (like trying to screw a jet-puffed marshmallow). But the only reason the micros were deal-breakers is because of the extreme secrecy about it. Guys with big cocks generally don't keep that a secret. Preparing adequately is really important when dealing with a partner's extreme genitalia, whether that preparation be lots of extra lube, or harnesses and strap-ons.

tl;dr - Don't hide your micropenis. The sooner your partner knows, the easier it will be for him/her to accept it.


you've got a nice pussy

little too grey tho
 
2013-11-26 02:33:25 PM

Honest Bender: Why do we shame men about having large penises, but rarely shame women for having large shame caves?


Oh, it happens...right after some chick says she likes 'em big, somebody'll accuse her of being a huge, loose, floppy slut. It's another version of the phenomenon where a chick politely declines a date, then gets told she's ugly or fat, and the fellow didn't want her anyway.
 
2013-11-26 02:33:49 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-26 02:34:22 PM
*cue beta-male whining*
 
2013-11-26 02:34:46 PM
Unlikey tag wants to spare your feelings.
 
2013-11-26 02:35:09 PM
paygun:  I got more bad news: if you're a janitor and you don't own a car, your personality doesn't make up for it.

You just need a personal ad on the internet.  Get yourself out there.

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-11-26 02:35:31 PM
No wonder I keep hooking up with sexually aggressive women. Huh...
 
2013-11-26 02:37:51 PM
""Women simply don't care about size. There will be the odd ones who say it is very important, but they are usually the ones who love aggressive sex. For women, penises are marvelous toys, and no matter what they look like, they will excite women"

Apparently, every woman I talked to loves aggressive sex.

(Good news!)
 
2013-11-26 02:39:34 PM

Pocket Ninja: Wait. Women who care about penis size are looking for aggressive sex?


I've never heard of a horse being sensual.
 
2013-11-26 02:40:14 PM

Donnchadha: edmo: If size doesn't matter, why are there no 4-inch dildos?

NSFW:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_I2uQkGxIykM/TI3A136LggI/AAAAAAAAM6c/nMzVUR Fv bpE/s1600/size+hellocuriosity.jpg

NSFW Either, but disproves your point.


Ah, I see. Well, right, there it is then. So.

Why are there no 3-inch dildos?
 
2013-11-26 02:40:40 PM
I've never gotten any complaints, but then again I do own a gun, making my disco stick invariably small. So my penis compensator probably just frightened my one night stands into acting satisfied.

/Only girl who ever felt the need to go and talk about my wang handed out glowing recommendations
//She was the girl you didn't want anyone to know you hooked up with
///Bittersweet
 
2013-11-26 02:43:52 PM
Can we love average penises AND aggressive sex?

/I agree, it IS hard to find a reasonably-sized rabbit
//Holy shiat manufacturers, how big do you think we are?
///Stop modeling 'em for your moms!
 
2013-11-26 02:46:06 PM

Honest Bender: Why do we shame men about having large penises, but rarely shame women for having large shame caves?


Not sure there's much of a camp on the "My girlfriend's vagina is too tight and I wish she had slept with like 20 guys before meeting me" side.
 
2013-11-26 02:46:13 PM

abhorrent1: I've never said that. Also, I've yet to meet a woman that doesn't think dicks are ugly.


Not that I know things, but I always got the impression that women like seeing penis (perhaps only upon wanting or expecting to see it in the first place)
but think balls are...I guess in the range from weird to ugly to gross - but they're never an order winner.
 
2013-11-26 02:46:15 PM
So it's like breasts?  Some just like large, some just like small and most like breasts here and now.
 
2013-11-26 02:47:01 PM
Err not all women consider penises to be marvelous. That being said, my ex had big long fingers and that made me super happy. My hands/fingers are really tiny and I sorta feel like this is the lesbian equivalent of having a small dick. Oh sure dildos yadda yadda, but nothing beats fingers for dexterity and control.
 
2013-11-26 02:50:01 PM

doubled99: Women simply don't care about size. There will be the odd ones who say it is very important, but they are usually the ones who love aggressive sex.


I love how this monumentally important detail is brushed aside casually.


I haven't found that to be true.
 
2013-11-26 02:50:37 PM
A little girth helps too.

www.passiveincomechannel.com
 
2013-11-26 02:52:24 PM

kvinesknows: you've got a nice pussy

little too grey tho


n/a. pretty sure that requires hair.
 
2013-11-26 02:54:48 PM

tarheel07: Honest Bender: Why do we shame men about having large penises, but rarely shame women for having large shame caves?

Not sure there's much of a camp on the "My girlfriend's vagina is too tight and I wish she had slept with like 20 guys before meeting me" side.


Maybe because vaginas don't work that way ...
 
2013-11-26 02:56:51 PM
Uisce Beatha: Those do happen on occasion.  However, I can understand why they aren't as frequent as BIE begging - the flood of wang to their inbox is probably overwhelming.

Harry Potter and...
 
2013-11-26 02:57:13 PM
What a guy with a giant cock might look like:

www.accidentalearthmother.com
 
2013-11-26 02:58:13 PM

gaslight: It's not about the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean. That being said, why have a small boat?


Small boats make me seasick.
 
2013-11-26 02:58:40 PM
Every other sentence was "sure big dicks are better, but...", "every woman prefers a giant cock, but...". She seems to be undermining her thesis.

/above average
//as far as you know
 
2013-11-26 02:59:40 PM
farm1.staticflickr.com
 
2013-11-26 02:59:48 PM
We're talking about what matters most to women, right?  Yes, I do have a very large wallet.
 
2013-11-26 03:00:06 PM

Valiente: All things being equal, not all things be equal.


They don't think it be like it is, but they do.

lennavan: Any woman who tells you they don't care about size hasn't had a long penis yet -- they hate it, it hits their cervix and hurts.


I felt so proud the first time I did this. Never felt sad about my size after. Proud and apologetic for hurting her.
 
2013-11-26 03:01:06 PM
For any woman that says "size doesn't matter," watch that rosy glow spread over her face when you slip another finger in. Just saying.

Also, I posit it's like a hand saw. A longer blade is simply more efficient. More contact per stroke makes for a faster "cut", but there comes a point of diminishing returns.

Size may not "matter" as the end result is the same, it just takes less skill and technique by the wielder of the bigger saw to get the job done.

Penis.
 
2013-11-26 03:04:25 PM

edmo: Donnchadha: edmo: If size doesn't matter, why are there no 4-inch dildos?

NSFW:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_I2uQkGxIykM/TI3A136LggI/AAAAAAAAM6c/nMzVUR Fv bpE/s1600/size+hellocuriosity.jpg

NSFW Either, but disproves your point.

Ah, I see. Well, right, there it is then. So.

Why are there no 3-inch dildos?


you havent agreed to model for them yet?
 
2013-11-26 03:05:31 PM
Keep tellin yourselves that.

/Girth.
 
2013-11-26 03:06:21 PM

Via Infinito: kvinesknows: you've got a nice pussycat

little too grey tho

n/a. pretty sure that requires hair.


fixed that for me
 
2013-11-26 03:07:58 PM
This might be a good time to mention that's how most of us guys view boobs.  Maybe you like big 'uns, or little 'uns, but they're all still boobs.  Which is great.

/hard to go wrong with boobs.
//boobs.
 
2013-11-26 03:10:48 PM

kvinesknows: Via Infinito: kvinesknows: you've got a nice pussycat

little too grey tho

n/a. pretty sure that requires hair.

fixed that for me


Ok, I laughed hard. I honestly had no idea you were talking about my kitty.
And she's not too grey. She's purrfect.
 
2013-11-26 03:13:25 PM
knuckledraggin.com
 
2013-11-26 03:16:16 PM
its all in your penmenship. some can write in only block letters and then some can write in cursive.
 
2013-11-26 03:17:06 PM
If size doesn't matter, then why have I heard, "You're not putting that huge thing in me!" all my life?
 
2013-11-26 03:18:13 PM
Can't churn butter with a toothpick.
 
2013-11-26 03:18:27 PM

edmo: Why are there no 3-inch dildos?


Maybe you should try taking a dildo into the pool.
 
2013-11-26 03:18:37 PM
So when I dropped my pants she took one look at my equipment and said, "who the hell do you think you're going to please with that little thing?"

I replied, "me".
 
2013-11-26 03:18:48 PM

vudukungfu: If size doesn't matter, then why have I heard, "You're not putting that huge thing in me!" all my life?


Because no woman wants you to store your 1980's cell phone in her vagina no matter how cool retro is right now.
 
2013-11-26 03:20:49 PM
What's interesting is that this question has to be one of the oldest question since the dawn of man, and the answer is still the same but it gets refused because it hurts people's feelings.

Yes, size does matter and bigger (both length and girth), within limits, is better. The important thing is that the man needs to know how to use it.

Deal with it.....
 
2013-11-26 03:21:03 PM
Here's a formula for figuring out a guy's phallic size.  Suppose a guy claims his tallywhacker is X inches long.  His real penis size is 30 / X in inches.

/aren't you glad you have me to tell you how to think?
 
2013-11-26 03:21:20 PM

Zeb Hesselgresser: A little girth helps too.

[www.passiveincomechannel.com image 300x199]


Not when it's obviously all singles and 5's.

Pathetic "white gangsta" style picture BTW, couldn't even bother to get a lot of actual cash together.
 
2013-11-26 03:21:24 PM
At least to me, size does make a difference, but not in a better/worse way. Every dick is special in its own way. The bigger ones are generally much better to look at than when they're actually "in use" in my experience, but each and every dick is sacred.
 
2013-11-26 03:22:55 PM
Size matters to some extent, but there's nothing you can do about it.  So focus your efforts on more controllable aspects of yourself, like your awful personality and poor dental hygiene.
 
2013-11-26 03:22:57 PM

Honest Bender: Why do we shame men about having large penises, but rarely shame women for having large shame caves?


Like you've never heard the phrase "hotdog down a hallway" before.
 
2013-11-26 03:28:42 PM

Psycat: Here's a formula for figuring out a guy's phallic size.  Suppose a guy claims his tallywhacker is X inches long.  His real penis size is 30 / X in inches.

/aren't you glad you have me to tell you how to think?


So... *checking the logic of your math*... I'd have to claim 4 or smaller according to your math?
 
2013-11-26 03:36:59 PM

imfallen_angel: Psycat: Here's a formula for figuring out a guy's phallic size.  Suppose a guy claims his tallywhacker is X inches long.  His real penis size is 30 / X in inches.

/aren't you glad you have me to tell you how to think?

So... *checking the logic of your math*... I'd have to claim 4 or smaller according to your math?


My reasoning is that the average guy's dick is 5.5 inches and 5.5 squared is a little over 30.  Guys with tiny dicks tend to exaggerate the size, so I thought an inverse relationship was mathematically sound.  And I'm presuming *snicker* that the well-endowed gents tend to downplay the size of their units due to modesty.

Also, this is a recursive formula; if somebody claims 4" to imply they have 7.5", that really means they have 30/7.5 or 4" for real.  But that's not the end of the world as they can always be deep-throated by a circus midget...
 
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