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(AskMen)   "Women simply don't care about size. There will be the odd ones who say it is very important, but they are usually the ones who love aggressive sex. For women, penises are marvelous toys, and no matter what they look like, they will excite women"   (askmen.com) divider line 181
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2013-11-26 09:39:51 AM
It's not about the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean. That being said, why have a small boat?
 
2013-11-26 09:42:14 AM
Well, I guess my only positive attribute is now useless.
 
2013-11-26 09:42:27 AM
For women, penises are marvelous toys, and no matter what they look like, they will excite women


Infant penis.

Your move, Vanessa.
 
2013-11-26 09:46:17 AM
Wait. Women who care about penis size are looking for aggressive sex?

I'd like to see the study that determined this correlation.
 
2013-11-26 09:59:08 AM
"Women don't care about penis size" is what women say to men to make them feel better about having a small penis. That being said, if you are so afflicted, you can still be gifted at oral and whatnot. My "smallest" lover was also the most "experimental" so it all evened out in the end.
 
2013-11-26 10:03:58 AM
Why do we shame men about having large penises, but rarely shame women for having large shame caves?
 
2013-11-26 10:05:20 AM

SundaesChild: My "smallest" lover was also the most "experimental" so it all evened out in the end.


That's weird.  My girlfriend totally freaked out when I brought in the control group.
 
2013-11-26 10:07:39 AM
It's 12 inches long, thin as a pencil and bent at a 45 degree angle then a 90 degree angle further along.

Ladies?
 
2013-11-26 10:08:00 AM

Relatively Obscure: SundaesChild: My "smallest" lover was also the most "experimental" so it all evened out in the end.

That's weird.  My girlfriend totally freaked out when I brought in the control group.


Ha ha. I meant he was kinky as fark. But you knew that.
 
2013-11-26 10:09:47 AM
Just like physical attractiveness, dick size only really matters at the extremes.
 
2013-11-26 10:25:22 AM

kxs401: Just like physical attractiveness, dick size only really matters at the extremes.


This. The vast majority of dicks I've seen are perfectly adequate, but the only time size really matters is when it makes sex painful or impossible. That has only happened to me a few times. One guy with a cock far too big for me continue the relationship, and a couple of micros (like trying to screw a jet-puffed marshmallow). But the only reason the micros were deal-breakers is because of the extreme secrecy about it. Guys with big cocks generally don't keep that a secret. Preparing adequately is really important when dealing with a partner's extreme genitalia, whether that preparation be lots of extra lube, or harnesses and strap-ons.

tl;dr - Don't hide your micropenis. The sooner your partner knows, the easier it will be for him/her to accept it.
 
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2013-11-26 11:01:57 AM
James!: It's 12 inches long, thin as a pencil and bent at a 45 degree angle then a 90 degree angle further along.
Ladies?


You sound like an arthropod. Insects and spiders have weird shaped sex organs. You know you found a mate of your species when your penis fits, or in the case of a spider when your fist fits. (Spiders grab a wad of sperm and insert manually.)  If your 90 degree angle encounters a 45 degree bend you apologize and move on.
 
2013-11-26 11:03:10 AM
Oh let's green this so we can have another dick thread. They just never get old.
 
2013-11-26 11:42:34 AM

gaslight: It's not about the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean. That being said, why have a small boat?


Speed.  Sometimes a shorter arrival time makes for a more pleasurable journey.
/ That's what I like to believe anyway.
 
2013-11-26 12:23:36 PM

cryinoutloud: Oh let's green this so we can have another dick thread. They just never get old.


DAMMIT
 
2013-11-26 12:32:23 PM

gaslight: It's not about the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean. That being said, why have a small boat?


Why go into such a large ocean?

/Big vagina
 
2013-11-26 12:36:23 PM

Relatively Obscure: SundaesChild: My "smallest" lover was also the most "experimental" so it all evened out in the end.

That's weird.  My girlfriend totally freaked out when I brought in the control group.


img.fark.net
 
2013-11-26 12:50:24 PM

James!: It's 12 inches long, thin as a pencil and bent at a 45 degree angle then a 90 degree angle further along.

Ladies?


So you're a duck?
 
2013-11-26 12:57:52 PM

cryinoutloud: Oh let's green this so we can have another dick thread. They just never get old.


Has the last one even aged off yet?
 
2013-11-26 01:02:02 PM
Like you ladies don't want my gape inducing cervix bruiser.
 
2013-11-26 01:02:52 PM

Pocket Ninja: Wait. Women who care about penis size are looking for aggressive sex?

I'd like to see the study that determined this correlation.


You just want funding for a peer review study.
 
2013-11-26 01:20:52 PM
My sister-in-law was complaining about her two previous lovers. One had a tiny microween, the other was John Holmes' long-lost brother. (According to her.)

She then said, "How hard is it to find a cock that's just right?"

...And that's how she became known as Goldicocks in our family.
 
2013-11-26 01:21:59 PM
 
2013-11-26 01:41:27 PM

edmo: If size doesn't matter, why are there no 4-inch dildos?

NSFW:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_I2uQkGxIykM/TI3A136LggI/AAAAAAAAM6c/nMzVUR Fv bpE/s1600/size+hellocuriosity.jpg


NSFW Either, but disproves your point.
 
2013-11-26 01:51:27 PM
 
2013-11-26 02:08:27 PM

GRCooper: cryinoutloud: Oh let's green this so we can have another dick thread. They just never get old.

Has the last one even aged off yet?


Hey, it's just nice to see something other than a politics thread get this many posts before it hits main.  If that has to be a dick thread then so be it!!

s15.postimg.org
 
2013-11-26 02:14:20 PM

Via Infinito: Don't hide your micropenis. The sooner your partner knows, the easier it will be for him/her to accept it.

dump you.
 
2013-11-26 02:17:05 PM

Via Infinito: kxs401: Just like physical attractiveness, dick size only really matters at the extremes.

This. The vast majority of dicks I've seen are perfectly adequate, but the only time size really matters is when it makes sex painful or impossible. That has only happened to me a few times. One guy with a cock far too big for me continue the relationship, and a couple of micros (like trying to screw a jet-puffed marshmallow). But the only reason the micros were deal-breakers is because of the extreme secrecy about it. Guys with big cocks generally don't keep that a secret. Preparing adequately is really important when dealing with a partner's extreme genitalia, whether that preparation be lots of extra lube, or harnesses and strap-ons.

tl;dr - Don't hide your micropenis. The sooner your partner knows, the easier it will be for him/her to accept it.


you sound slutty.
 
2013-11-26 02:21:04 PM

SundaesChild: "Women don't care about penis size" is what women say to men to make them feel better about having a small penis. That being said, if you are so afflicted, you can still be gifted at oral and whatnot. My "smallest" lover was also the most "experimental" so it all evened out in the end.


Sad story is still sad.
 
2013-11-26 02:21:06 PM
If my penis was a toy, I wish it came with sharp edges so my partner could at least share in my pain when they step on it.
 
2013-11-26 02:22:46 PM
no matter what they look like, they will excite women

Well excuse me while I whip this out...

Hello officer, is there a problem?
 
2013-11-26 02:23:35 PM
It's like a women's weight: we say it doesn't matter.

But, it really matters.  Just sayin'.
 
2013-11-26 02:25:13 PM
Women simply don't care about size. There will be the odd ones who say it is very important, but they are usually the ones who love aggressive sex.


I love how this monumentally important detail is brushed aside casually.
 
2013-11-26 02:25:39 PM

Pocket Ninja: Wait. Women who care about penis size are looking for aggressive sex?

I'd like to see the study that determined this correlation.


I'd say getting railed with the equivalent of a one eyed 16 oz red bull can might be considered aggressive.......
 
2013-11-26 02:25:45 PM
Your wife doesn't want a huge penis.  She just wants one a little bigger than yours.

/can be concluded from reading female-written naughty stories
 
2013-11-26 02:25:54 PM

nmrsnr: James!: It's 12 inches long, thin as a pencil and bent at a 45 degree angle then a 90 degree angle further along.

Ladies?

So you're a duck?


Indeed, Vanessa did not specify human so...

Wait, are duck genitals SFW?
 
2013-11-26 02:26:52 PM
Yeah, well like these chicks say all kinds of stuff that's total BS.  So I've been talking to this waitress at Hooters and I thought things were going really great.  I felt like we were really hitting it off.  So I offered to do things for her like follow her home at night to make she got there safe, you know.   Just trying to be a nice guy.  Well, she just kept blowing me off and blowing me off, so just to show her how committed I am (because women like commitment), I've been staying up in her attic and watching her through a ceiling vent.  I want her to know that I'm committed to protecting her from creeps, you know.
 
2013-11-26 02:27:19 PM
EIP, ladies, will trade for BIE.. Just sayin'. ykwim, mmkay
 
2013-11-26 02:27:24 PM

diabloninja: It's like a women's weight: we say it doesn't matter.

But, it really matters.  Just sayin'.


I've never said that. Also, I've yet to meet a woman that doesn't think dicks are ugly. Sure they enjoy them but don't really get turned on by the site of them. Why do you think you never see a WIE request?
 
2013-11-26 02:27:40 PM

SundaesChild: "Women don't care about penis size" is what women say to men to make them feel better about having a small penis.


This, because otherwise they just sulk about it and you'll never hear the end of it.
 
2013-11-26 02:28:34 PM

Honest Bender: Why do we shame men about having large penises, but rarely shame women for having large shame caves?


images2.makefive.com
 
2013-11-26 02:29:02 PM
All things being equal, not all things be equal.
 
2013-11-26 02:29:46 PM
Any woman who tells you they don't care about size hasn't had a long penis yet -- they hate it, it hits their cervix and hurts.
 
2013-11-26 02:29:54 PM
THANK GOD!!!
 
2013-11-26 02:30:19 PM

doubled99: Women simply don't care about size. There will be the odd ones who say it is very important, but they are usually the ones who love aggressive sex.


I love how this monumentally important detail is brushed aside casually.


Where is the link to that study? Also would like a list of contact information for the study participants....


for science...
 
2013-11-26 02:30:37 PM
"Size doesn't matter" is what women tell guys who have small dicks.  I got more bad news: if you're a janitor and you don't own a car, your personality doesn't make up for it.
 
2013-11-26 02:31:03 PM

dramboxf: My sister-in-law was complaining about her two previous lovers. One had a tiny microween, the other was John Holmes' long-lost brother. (According to her.)

She then said, "How hard is it to find a cock that's just right?"

...And that's how she became known as Goldicocks in our family.


Thats kinda like me an old FWB called me Baby Bear because mine was just right. Kinda emasculating though.
 
2013-11-26 02:31:34 PM
Size is important. It's also subjective. Some women are ok with the average 5.5" cock. Some women won't bother unless their partner hits 7" in length. Saying size isn't important is foolish.
 
2013-11-26 02:31:57 PM

abhorrent1: Also, I've yet to meet a woman that doesn't think dicks are ugly.


You haven't talked to enough women...

abhorrent1: Why do you think you never see a WIE request?


Those do happen on occasion.  However, I can understand why they aren't as frequent as BIE begging - the flood of wang to their inbox is probably overwhelming.
 
2013-11-26 02:32:03 PM

Via Infinito: tl;dr - Don't hide your micropenis. The sooner your partner knows, the easier it will be for him/her to accept it.


But they're so very easy to hide...
 
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