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2013-11-26 12:02:56 PM  
Sarah Palin?
 
2013-11-26 12:04:36 PM  

Turfshoe: Sarah Palin?


Odd, that was my first thought when I clicked.
 
2013-11-26 12:06:57 PM  

Turfshoe: Sarah Palin?


Jenny McCarthy?
 
2013-11-26 12:09:39 PM  
Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!
 
2013-11-26 12:09:59 PM  
It's so Floridy
 
2013-11-26 12:10:02 PM  

Turfshoe: Sarah Palin?


Beat me to it.
 
2013-11-26 12:12:03 PM  

balki1867: Turfshoe: Sarah Palin?

Odd, that was my first thought when I clicked.


My first thought as well.
 
2013-11-26 12:13:33 PM  
Well if we are lucky she will never see the light of day again.
 
2013-11-26 12:14:03 PM  

Turfshoe: Sarah Palin?


b.vimeocdn.com
 
2013-11-26 12:15:41 PM  
images.rcp.realclearpolitics.com
 
2013-11-26 12:16:37 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-11-26 12:17:45 PM  
Anyone have a link to this, whatever it is, elsewhere? Blocked at work.
 
2013-11-26 12:19:02 PM  

FarkingReading: Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!


Here, take this extra pair of gloves, my hands are starting to sweat.
 
2013-11-26 12:20:02 PM  

Turfshoe: Sarah Palin?


I thought so also.
 
2013-11-26 12:23:18 PM  

FarkingReading: Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!


I still cry at the end of that movie when the bikini bus drives off.
 
2013-11-26 12:24:36 PM  

GDubDub: Anyone have a link to this, whatever it is, elsewhere? Blocked at work.


Nothing says it better than the text of the article...

UPDATE: Woman Who Ran Over Man While Fleeing Police Now Charged with Murder

Police have now stacked charges on top of charges against a 31 year old woman who had the bright idea to try to speed away from police, 1200 WOAI news reports.

It all started when Roxanne Campa was pulled over by police near Hackberry and Fair on the city's southeast side.

She started out dumb and then got dumber and dumber.  Officers say she gave the policeman who pulled her over a fake name.

When the patrolman was walking back to her car, Campa allegedly floored it and sped away.  But she quickly lost control of her car, jumped a curb, and ran over and killed a 49 year old man.

Police have charged Campa with murder, evading arrest, and say she had outstanding warrants on drug charges.

And yes, the car she was driving was in fact stolen.
 
2013-11-26 12:25:26 PM  
Well, if you're in a stolen car with outstanding warrants, in all fairness giving a fake name and then trying to speed off before the cop has a chance to get a good look at you and when he's far from his car is probably the correct choice.

I mean, that's looking at, what, 10 or 15 years, probably?  An extra six months for resisting arrest isn't really much balanced against a decent chance to get away clean (or clean enough to ditch the car and have deniability on at least that part), and farking up and running over a guy and making it a murder investigation where they WILL track you down if it kills them is kind of an outside long-shot of bad luck.
 
2013-11-26 12:45:02 PM  
Was anyone else bothered by the glib tone of the article in a murder case?
 
2013-11-26 12:51:20 PM  
I was going with Miley Cyrus.
 
2013-11-26 12:58:04 PM  
She killed someone in the commission of a felony.  In Texas.  She started dumb, ended up dumber, and may end up dead.
 
2013-11-26 01:04:07 PM  
wow a vortex of fail.  *stands and salutes massive failure*
 
2013-11-26 01:08:37 PM  
This is sort of a universal female trait.

Discuss.
 
2013-11-26 01:20:45 PM  

GhostfacedFiddlah: Was anyone else bothered by the glib tone of the article in a murder case?


Plus it was dumped into the clearing house of "weird news"

I guess life doesn't mean as much to a reporter from Miami.
 
2013-11-26 03:19:10 PM  
Roxanne, you don't have to look at the red lights...
 
2013-11-26 04:30:29 PM  
What a perfect storm of poor decision-making:

Oh crap! Here I am in a stolen car, with warrants. I know -- I'll give the cop a fake name.

Oh crap! What have I done? The cop will figure it out! Better floor it and go!

Oh crap! I've lost control of the car! I can't stop!

Oh crap! Watch out, old man! (bang)


Lady. Stop digging already.
 
2013-11-26 09:10:15 PM  
Those boobies in the adjoining "Topless In Miami" story weren't dumb.
 
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