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(WGAL 8)   And you thought smokers flicking cigarette butts out their car windows was annoying   (wgal.com) divider line 113
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2013-11-26 11:22:32 AM  
So, people are still lazy assholes? Okie dokie!
 
2013-11-26 12:07:13 PM  

LlamaGirl: So, people are still lazy assholes? Okie dokie!


I chew on drywall screws and chuck them out the window of my car when they're done.
 
2013-11-26 12:29:16 PM  
All smokers suck ash.
 
2013-11-26 12:30:40 PM  
Tried e-cigs for awhile. Like smoking air.
 
2013-11-26 12:30:55 PM  
I love it when smokers whine about being marginalized. No group deserves it more right now, what with the smoke, smell, littering, coughing,...
 
2013-11-26 12:31:15 PM  
They make refillable cartridges, but a lot of people don't like them because they're bigger and more inconvenient to carry around.

Still, it's not like once your cartridge runs out of nicotine it leaves you with a burning ember that you have to get rid of. Pocket the damn thing and throw it out at the next garbage can you stupid twat.
 
2013-11-26 12:31:17 PM  
As long as the individual is not the bigger person who provides to others the increase of the methane gaseous substances.
 
2013-11-26 12:31:35 PM  
Cigarette butts still win.

pendletonpanther.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-11-26 12:32:18 PM  
So... these scumbags are literally treating these metal tubes like they're still paper cigarattes?? Are they actually that retarded?? Who just throws plastic/metal tubes on the ground??
 
2013-11-26 12:32:47 PM  
I keep a bag of these for people that like to tailgate me when I go the *LEGAL* (55) speed limit in the left hand lane.


www.eastpennsd.org

And if that doesn't get their attention then I just flip a few of these out the window.
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-11-26 12:33:24 PM  

sure haven't: So... these scumbags are literally treating these metal tubes like they're still paper cigarattes?? Are they actually that retarded?? Who just throws plastic/metal tubes on the ground??


Smokers. Didn't you read the article?
 
2013-11-26 12:33:41 PM  
LAUGHTER OL guy in article has the belief upon which the electronical smoking apparatus will provide to he immortality. Immorality is more like this because it is the known thing that smokers do the hell rotting just like Packer fans.
 
2013-11-26 12:34:23 PM  

ChipNASA: I keep a bag of these for people that like to tailgate me when I go the *LEGAL* (55) speed limit in the left hand lane.




And if that doesn't get their attention then I just flip a few of these out the window.


No you don't.
 
2013-11-26 12:36:10 PM  
People that have no qualms about throwing lit filters on the ground literally everywhere are not the most responsible when it comes to littering?

I. Am. SHOCKED
 
2013-11-26 12:36:46 PM  
You would think the tobacco lobby could have bought a better article than that...
 
2013-11-26 12:36:52 PM  

LlamaGirl: So, people are still lazy assholes? Okie dokie!


I don't know what the problem is here.  Cigarette butts and e-cigarette cartridges are trash and at the very least should go into a trash bin.  If you really gave a crap, you could even try to recycle the batteries in the e-cigs if your local place accepts them.  Laziness abounds, however, and this is asking far too much.
 
2013-11-26 12:37:06 PM  

ChipNASA: I keep a bag of these for people that like to tailgate me when I go the *LEGAL* (55) speed limit in the left hand lane.


[www.eastpennsd.org image 225x225]

And if that doesn't get their attention then I just flip a few of these out the window.
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x266]



Hmmmmmmmm.....

Not enough wording, but excellent use of pics.

7.8/10
 
2013-11-26 12:37:49 PM  

ChipNASA: I keep a bag of these for people that like to tailgate me when I go the *LEGAL* (55) speed limit in the left hand lane.




And if that doesn't get their attention then I just flip a few of these out the window.


You do understand that you're supposed to match the speed of traffic, right? Especially when you're in the left hand lane.
 
2013-11-26 12:39:07 PM  

meow said the dog: ChipNASA: I keep a bag of these for people that like to tailgate me when I go the *LEGAL* (55) speed limit in the left hand lane.

And if that doesn't get their attention then I just flip a few of these out the window.

No you don't.


Is it weird to anyone else that MStD is the sane person here?
 
2013-11-26 12:39:28 PM  
This is total made up BS.

How do I know? The nicotine cartridge is able to be put in the human mouth and not cut it up, yet when it hits the ground WATCH OUT! car tires.

Yeah, right.
 
2013-11-26 12:39:29 PM  
Thanks to this thread, I'm now reminding how Washington drivers go TOO FARKING SLOW.
 
2013-11-26 12:40:12 PM  

Russ1642: I love it when smokers whine about being marginalized. No group deserves it more right now, what with the smoke, smell, littering, coughing,...


And every one you talk to will insist that it's not THEM leaving literal mounds of smoker garbage in every nook and cranny in the world. Oh no, just a bunch of perfect angels and we don't know WHERE it's coming from.
 
2013-11-26 12:40:53 PM  
Maybe the tobacco store owner could do a rebate program if he's worried about it.  Bring in a dozen empties and get a free one or something.
 
2013-11-26 12:42:06 PM  

LlamaGirl: So, people are still lazy assholes? Okie dokie!


This.
 
2013-11-26 12:42:36 PM  
People are lazy, inconsiderate, selfish assholes. This is nothing new. I live along a major interstate highway in a rural area. There is always a pile of trash by the stop sign at the top of the exit ramp, because some people seem to think that it is a great spot to clean the crap out of their cars. There is a gas station with multiple outdoor garbage cans about 100 yards away, but that's just too much effort for some folks.
 
2013-11-26 12:43:22 PM  
Put a dollar a cartridge deposit on them.
 
2013-11-26 12:43:35 PM  

ChipNASA: I keep a bag of these for people that like to tailgate me when I go the *LEGAL* (55) speed limit in the left hand lane.


[www.eastpennsd.org image 225x225]

And if that doesn't get their attention then I just flip a few of these out the window.
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x266]


Man, that was one of the suckiest trolls I've ever seen you post.
 
2013-11-26 12:44:28 PM  
www.wildsoundmovies.com

Amateurs
 
2013-11-26 12:45:15 PM  

ChipNASA: I keep a bag of these for people that like to tailgate me when I go the *LEGAL* (55) speed limit in the left hand lane.


[www.eastpennsd.org image 225x225]

And if that doesn't get their attention then I just flip a few of these out the window.
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x266]


I know you are just trolling, but people who drive in the left-hand lane while people are trying to pass them are coonts.  It's not your own god-damn highway; if you are not going faster than the person behind you, move over. I'm sure it's a real inconvenience for you to follow the god-damn traffic laws, as well:  SLOWER TRAFFIC MOVE RIGHT.

/Does ~7mph over the limit on all roads (even 35 mph, suck it)
//Stays in the far-right lane except to pass
 
2013-11-26 12:46:04 PM  

ChipNASA: I keep a bag of these for people that like to tailgate me when I go the *LEGAL* (55) speed limit in the left hand lane.


[www.eastpennsd.org image 225x225]

And if that doesn't get their attention then I just flip a few of these out the window.
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x266]


I doubt that. You wouldn't be able to get the proper aim in, and especially not without damaging your own car first. Plus if you're in the left lane you can't throw properly enough to get a fist full of these things out of the passenger window when they pass, assuming you have power windows. That and there is no way you'd line things up enough to get a direct hit on their tires with those spikes if they're directly behind you.

If you're gonna troll, at least go with something where simple physics doesn't immediately discredit you.

3.3/10
 
2013-11-26 12:46:13 PM  
At least the cigar butts I throw into wooded areas are excellent compost.

/For the record, I only do it when there is a zero chance of fire danger.
 
2013-11-26 12:48:58 PM  
More evidence that smokers are all selfish dbags.
 
2013-11-26 12:50:20 PM  

Rurouni: More evidence that smokers are all selfish dbags.



Did you vote for Obama?
 
2013-11-26 12:51:33 PM  

meow said the dog: ChipNASA: I keep a bag of these for people that like to tailgate me when I go the *LEGAL* (55) speed limit in the left hand lane.




And if that doesn't get their attention then I just flip a few of these out the window.

No you don't.


Well, not him personally, but a guy he knows.
 
2013-11-26 12:51:33 PM  
There's something about the mentality of an addicted  person. They just don't give a fark. Not about the air you're breathing or the ground they're littering. That's why these threads get so personal.

Why would we expect e-cigs to cause some sort of personality change?
 
2013-11-26 12:53:10 PM  

Claude Ballse: ChipNASA: I keep a bag of these for people that like to tailgate me when I go the *LEGAL* (55) speed limit in the left hand lane.


[www.eastpennsd.org image 225x225]

And if that doesn't get their attention then I just flip a few of these out the window.
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x266]

I doubt that. You wouldn't be able to get the proper aim in, and especially not without damaging your own car first. Plus if you're in the left lane you can't throw properly enough to get a fist full of these things out of the passenger window when they pass, assuming you have power windows. That and there is no way you'd line things up enough to get a direct hit on their tires with those spikes if they're directly behind you.

If you're gonna troll, at least go with something where simple physics doesn't immediately discredit you.

3.3/10


I've never heard of a sunroof either.
 
2013-11-26 12:55:29 PM  
 Yeah right....this is totally a problem. I'll just file Andrew Keller under the big tobacco column. What angers me are those damn people eating Kabobs while they drive and haphazardly tossing their skewers.
 
2013-11-26 12:55:32 PM  

ChipNASA: I keep a bag of these for people that like to tailgate me when I go the *LEGAL* (55) speed limit in the left hand lane.


[www.eastpennsd.org image 225x225]

And if that doesn't get their attention then I just flip a few of these out the window.
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x266]


People who drive anything less than the speed of light in the left lane deserve to be castrated.  There's a reason it's called the fast lane, you morons!!
 
2013-11-26 12:55:59 PM  

ChipNASA: I keep a bag of these for people that like to tailgate me when I go the *LEGAL* (55) speed limit in the left hand lane.


[www.eastpennsd.org image 225x225]

And if that doesn't get their attention then I just flip a few of these out the window.
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x266]


Wait, you jump from round to pointy with no transition?That seems kind of harsh. What about using in-between shapes, like cubes and pyramids?

This works really well if the guy behind you plays D&D.
 
2013-11-26 12:58:09 PM  

LagerVsAle: meow said the dog: ChipNASA: I keep a bag of these for people that like to tailgate me when I go the *LEGAL* (55) speed limit in the left hand lane.

And if that doesn't get their attention then I just flip a few of these out the window.

No you don't.

Is it weird to anyone else that MStD is the sane person here?


A little, yes, but then I read the other posts he made and I felt much better.  For a second, I thought I was losing my mind.  Then I realized, it's fark, and clearly that happened YEARS ago.
 
2013-11-26 12:58:20 PM  

Car_Ramrod: People that have no qualms about throwing lit filters on the ground literally everywhere are not the most responsible when it comes to littering?

I. Am. SHOCKED


Most smokers I know just consider the whole of the outside world is one big ashtray and they they toss their butts on the ground with zero guilt, especially since tobacco use is slowly being restricted pretty much everywhere and they think the inconvenience of finding a place where they can legally smoke (plus, of course, that old chestnut I PAY TAXES) gives them the right to toss their smoking trash everywhere.

Then they consider YOU are the asshole for insisting that they should toss their buts in the garbage.

They feel so hard done by when having to deal with increasing restrictions on where they can light up, but never consider that they are really being played as suckers by wealthy big tobacco, since the odds are that normal use of the product as designed will result in a premature and painful death.
 
2013-11-26 12:58:28 PM  

Cold_Sassy: ChipNASA: I keep a bag of these for people that like to tailgate me when I go the *LEGAL* (55) speed limit in the left hand lane.


[www.eastpennsd.org image 225x225]

And if that doesn't get their attention then I just flip a few of these out the window.
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x266]

Man, that was one of the suckiest trolls I've ever seen you post.


Sucky like a good way sucky?
 
2013-11-26 01:02:27 PM  
I'm calling bullshiat.  They are made to cheap as possible since they are disposable. E-Cigarette cartridges are plastic casings with filler material, and at most, any metal is going to be a small aluminum cup where the coil head sits. There's not way in hell any of that is going to puncture a tire.

Those types suck anyway, only hold at most 20 puffs of e-liquid on a battery that gets you maybe 1.5-2 hours. You're better off getting some refillable tanks like the Evod or Protank/Protank Mini's and a rechargeable ego-twist type device. Much more satisfying vape, less waste since you replace the heads maybe once a month depending on usage, more capacity, etc etc...just overall way better.

Or you can go for broke and just get into the rebuildables. My current setups, ProVari and my Nemesis clone. Usually have a Russian 91% on my ProVari, but burnt my damn cotton last night, so I'm resorting to a back-up ProTank I keep around for just such occasions:

i.imgur.com


/Smoke-free 3 months now.
//Ran my first 5K last month.
///Lost 20 pounds.
///It's harm reduction though, NOT harm removal. No one knows the long-term effects. We do know the make-up of e-liquid is all approved for consumption and does is not carcinogenic.
 
2013-11-26 01:06:38 PM  
People stupid enough to throw a spent e-cig cart out the window of their car are just stupid people. Don't try to make this a "smokers vs. the world" kind of thing. These same people throw ANYTHING they deem as trash out the window. A lazy farker is a lazy farker regardless of what your personal agenda is.

/I've never just tossed a cart on the ground
//they go in the trash or I save them to reuse later
 
2013-11-26 01:07:21 PM  
Claude Ballse:
If you're gonna troll, at least go with something where simple physics doesn't immediately discredit you.

3.3/10


Attempting to use logic to change the "emotionally-developed" opinion of a typical farker?
0/10

/note I used "opinion" instead of "thought"
 
2013-11-26 01:10:21 PM  

meow said the dog: ChipNASA: I keep a bag of these for people that like to tailgate me when I go the *LEGAL* (55) speed limit in the left hand lane.




And if that doesn't get their attention then I just flip a few of these out the window.

No you don't.


Meow was just the voice of reason chipnasa. Go sit in the corner and cry like when quagmire put Brian in his place.
 
2013-11-26 01:12:57 PM  

mooseyfate: People stupid enough to throw a spent e-cig cart out the window of their car are just stupid people. Don't try to make this a "smokers vs. the world" kind of thing. These same people throw ANYTHING they deem as trash out the window. A lazy farker is a lazy farker regardless of what your personal agenda is.

/I've never just tossed a cart on the ground
//they go in the trash or I save them to reuse later


I once dated a girl that would just chuck her fast food garbage out the window on 285. Like whip a Wendy's sack with leftover food and wrappers right on to the highway.

She farked like a crazed minx though.
 
2013-11-26 01:13:09 PM  

SmokinTrees: ChipNASA: I keep a bag of these for people that like to tailgate me when I go the *LEGAL* (55) speed limit in the left hand lane.


[www.eastpennsd.org image 225x225]

And if that doesn't get their attention then I just flip a few of these out the window.
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x266]

People who drive anything less than the speed of light in the left lane deserve to be castrated.  There's a reason it's called the fast lane, you morons!!


I LOLed, tyvm.
 
2013-11-26 01:16:49 PM  

LagerVsAle: meow said the dog: ChipNASA: I keep a bag of these for people that like to tailgate me when I go the *LEGAL* (55) speed limit in the left hand lane.

And if that doesn't get their attention then I just flip a few of these out the window.

No you don't.

Is it weird to anyone else that MStD is the sane person here?


She's been doing that a lot lately, on those occasions when she graces us with her presence.
 
2013-11-26 01:18:34 PM  

ChipNASA: I keep a bag of these for people that like to tailgate me when I go the *LEGAL* (55) speed limit in the left hand lane.


[www.eastpennsd.org image 225x225]

And if that doesn't get their attention then I just flip a few of these out the window.
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x266]


Who makes those hollow caltrops?  Those look like fun.
 
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