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(610 WIOD)   Warning: The man selling gold bars outside Walmart is neither affiliated with Walmart nor selling gold bars   (wiod.com) divider line 28
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3676 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Nov 2013 at 1:16 PM (41 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-11-26 01:18:19 PM
Aww, man.  I was gonna make my own Krugerrands, too.
 
2013-11-26 01:19:21 PM
Do they even have chocolate in the inside?
 
2013-11-26 01:20:52 PM
It HAS been a while since we heard from Glenn Beck now that I think of it.
 
2013-11-26 01:21:24 PM
Well shiat, and here I was almost done getting all dressed up to go.
 
2013-11-26 01:24:30 PM
Wal-martians getting conned?

1-media-cdn.foolz.us

If your stupid enough to buy gold in a parking lot, I hope you die of starvation.
 
2013-11-26 01:24:44 PM
I am sorry but if you're dumb enough to fork over CASH for a gold bar to a stranger who solicited you in a Wal-Mart parking lot...you deserve to get ripped off. It's the price you pay for being stupid.
 
2013-11-26 01:25:38 PM
Moist von Lipwig IRL.
 
2013-11-26 01:29:03 PM

Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: I am sorry but if you're dumb enough to fork over CASH for a gold bar to a stranger who solicited you in a Wal-Mart parking lot...you deserve to get ripped off. It's the price you pay for being stupid.


I have a feeling these two things are not mutally exclusive
 
2013-11-26 01:29:39 PM
*mutually
 
2013-11-26 01:31:10 PM

dusty15893: Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: I am sorry but if you're dumb enough to fork over CASH for a gold bar to a stranger who solicited you in a Wal-Mart parking lot...you deserve to get ripped off. It's the price you pay for being stupid.

I have a feeling these two things are not mutally exclusive


I'm pretty sure everyone's IQ drops a few (dozen) points when they enter a Wal-Mart parking lot...
 
2013-11-26 01:35:34 PM

Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: dusty15893: Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: I am sorry but if you're dumb enough to fork over CASH for a gold bar to a stranger who solicited you in a Wal-Mart parking lot...you deserve to get ripped off. It's the price you pay for being stupid.

I have a feeling these two things are not mutally exclusive

I'm pretty sure everyone's IQ drops a few (dozen) points when they enter a Wal-Mart parking lot...



I work directly across the street from a Walmart Superstore. It's like living under high voltage lines or next to some sort of retard sub-station, I know it's having an adverse impact on my health.

/yes I buy my t-shirts and boxer briefs there
 
2013-11-26 01:40:55 PM
... so he is affiliated with Wal-Mart then?
 
2013-11-26 01:44:14 PM
But was it Italian gold? 'Cause that there so-called real gold doesn't carry the luster like Italian gold does.
 
2013-11-26 01:55:34 PM
dat's wat the guvrnmen wan yu to tink.  Del doo nything to stup the gauld standerd,
mpeash oubama!!!
 
2013-11-26 02:03:11 PM
But where else am I going to go for all my gold bar needs?
 
2013-11-26 02:03:48 PM

DoBeDoBeDo: Well shiat, and here I was almost done getting all dressed up to go.


Commando sweats, crocs and a wife-beater, then.
 
2013-11-26 02:07:11 PM

DoBeDoBeDo: Well shiat, and here I was almost done getting all dressed up to go.


Dress down, and buy your gold bars from guy in the parking lot in front of Dollar General.
 
2013-11-26 02:12:10 PM
www.infomercial-hell.com
Was selling fake gold to people long before it was cool in Wal Mart parking lots.

/I got chains. I got charms.
//I got bracelets for your arms.
///Money back guarantee.
////Five-year warranty...
//Santo Gold. Santo Gold.
//We know you're going to like it.
//24-karat Santo Gold!
//http://www.infomercial-hell.com/santo-gold/
 
2013-11-26 02:14:25 PM
Don't buy things from people in parking lots! What are you people, Idiots?
 
2013-11-26 02:17:09 PM
Well if you're going to look for people dumb enough to fall for this scam, the best place to look would be a Walmart parking lot.
 
2013-11-26 02:24:39 PM
Greed wins. Every time.
 
2013-11-26 02:25:41 PM
I want to see a picture of the bar. Was it an obvious fake, or was it one of the high-quality (gold-clad tungsten) ones?
 
2013-11-26 02:57:49 PM
I was working in a major electronic retailer many christmases ago when a dude walked in looking for the tv he "just paid for." Turns out he gave SIX HUNDRED DOLLARS CASH to some dude standing in our parking lot who said he would give him a deal. Needless to say we basicly laughed him out the door.

/csb
 
2013-11-26 03:45:32 PM
Clad in 500 microns of .999% PURE gold!

Act now! Supplies are limited.

Gold coins go for thousands of dollars each. What will these be worth in a few years? WHO KNOWS? But the price of gold has being going UP.

Steven T from North Haverbrook made $437,989 in the gold market (results not typical) Maybe you can do the same!

Strict limit of 5 per caller.

If you call in the next 3 minutes, we'll throw in a Luster Restorer gold rag for free. Just pay seperate P&H.

Call now!
 
2013-11-26 03:47:55 PM
I got nothin'
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
/but at least I didn't go with Goldmember
 
2013-11-26 04:15:21 PM

rjakobi: It HAS been a while since we heard from Glenn Beck now that I think of it.




Diamonds are a sucker's best friend
 
hej
2013-11-26 04:28:05 PM
TFA doesn't say anything about the guys not being affiliated with Walmart,  subby.
 
2013-11-27 01:07:28 AM
What was that?  I got sidetracked...

content.clearchannel.com
 
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