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(Huffington Post UK)   Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water after all these 'sea monster' stories that have been in the news lately, along comes another one   (huffingtonpost.co.uk) divider line 17
    More: Strange, Captain Mark Quartiano, Miami  
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2013-11-26 01:30:14 PM
Tagged and released? Good job, Cap'n Ahab...
 
2013-11-26 01:31:59 PM
I'll be sure not to swim at depths of 1000 feet anymore!
Thanks, subby!
 
2013-11-26 01:33:16 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: Tagged and released? Good job, Cap'n Ahab...


What are you talking about? That looked delicious.
 
2013-11-26 01:35:59 PM
Hookskate, huh?

My hovercraft is absolutely infested with those buggers.
 
2013-11-26 01:37:00 PM
A notable hookskate was purported to be caught on November 25, 2013 near Miami Beach, but was later identified by George H. Burgess of the Florida Museum of Natural History as a Dasyatis centroura)
 
2013-11-26 01:37:39 PM
Using that old fisherman's trick of holding the fish at arms length toward the camera to make it look huge.
 
2013-11-26 01:39:45 PM

Grumpy Cat: Sin_City_Superhero: Tagged and released? Good job, Cap'n Ahab...

What are you talking about? That looked delicious.


Fries and malt vinegar?  Or with lemon, butter, and capers?
 
2013-11-26 01:48:44 PM

Grumpy Cat: Sin_City_Superhero: Tagged and released? Good job, Cap'n Ahab...

What are you talking about? That looked delicious.


We're gonna need a bigger frying pan.
 
2013-11-26 01:54:13 PM
Good thing it wasn't a Mynock.

Seriously though, a Hookskate isn't a sea monster. It's a, you know, Hookskate.
 
2013-11-26 01:56:32 PM
A hookskate is a cheap Jewish prostitute, I think.
 
2013-11-26 02:20:25 PM
We're polluting the ocean so bad, it's driving the the deep sea creatures out into the open.
 
2013-11-26 02:33:01 PM

Stoker: We're polluting the ocean so bad, it's driving the the deep sea creatures out into the open.


The tasty, tasty open.
 
2013-11-26 02:41:35 PM
Skates always make me think of Operation Annihilate.

/or was it the puppet masters?
 
2013-11-26 03:12:26 PM
Looks like a halibut.
 
2013-11-26 04:18:08 PM

oldwolf49: Looks like a halibut.


No it doesn't.

upload.wikimedia.org

A halibut is a large flatfish, rather like a flounder.
 
2013-11-26 04:29:23 PM

oldwolf49: Looks like a halibut

subby's mom.
 
2013-11-27 11:25:29 AM
I thought this was a reference to the new story line in X-Files Season 10.
 
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