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2013-11-26 12:22:52 PM
I don't think switching to Tag would work subby. Same beast, different body

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2013-11-26 12:43:12 PM

scottydoesntknow: I don't think switching to Tag would work subby. Same beast, different body

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Thank you, I was almost sure I imagined the existence of this.
 
2013-11-26 12:51:42 PM
I smell what you did there, submitter...
 
2013-11-26 12:53:30 PM
I don't think they should have Axes in school either
 
2013-11-26 12:53:57 PM
 
2013-11-26 12:54:17 PM
Why? Kids will find something to cover themselves with. They smell bad, even if they shower, and they are self-conscious about it.

If you teach middle school or high school, you need to be prepared for the fact that kids smell.
 
2013-11-26 12:56:15 PM
Wow. Fark is on its game today! A thousand points to Subby, five hundred to the commenters thus far.

/and +1 internets to Subs. What the hell, I'm feeling generous today.
 
2013-11-26 12:56:35 PM

Orgasmatron138: If you teach middle school or high school, you need to be prepared for the fact that kids smell.


They smell of hormones and despair.
 
2013-11-26 12:59:18 PM
Do you know what happens to your immune system when you don't give it stuff to push back against?  How in the f*ck did we get two generations of kids who are allergic to F*cking Everything®?  I got nothing against keeping kids safe from stuff they're allergic to, I had allergies to ragweed and cats when I was a kid, so severe, that my eyes would swell shut and I would lay moaning in a pool of snot and sneezes if I so much as walked past a field on the way home.  And I outgrew them.  I hammer and tonged my immune system until it was absolutely stellar.  Seriously.  I am immune to tetanus.  I can walk through a plague ward and not even get an itchy nose.  And that may NOT be the best approach.  But we are raising kids in little bubbles of filtered air and Purell and Lysol.  I don't know if it's a good idea.
 
2013-11-26 01:00:55 PM

Orgasmatron138: Why? Kids will find something to cover themselves with. They smell bad, even if they shower, and they are self-conscious about it.

If you teach middle school or high school, you need to be prepared for the fact that kids smell.


Yup.

In my day, the halls of our middle school were saturated with Polo sport (the blue bottle).
 
2013-11-26 01:01:46 PM

bunner: Do you know what happens to your immune system when you don't give it stuff to push back against?  How in the f*ck did we get two generations of kids who are allergic to F*cking Everything®?  I got nothing against keeping kids safe from stuff they're allergic to, I had allergies to ragweed and cats when I was a kid, so severe, that my eyes would swell shut and I would lay moaning in a pool of snot and sneezes if I so much as walked past a field on the way home.  And I outgrew them.  I hammer and tonged my immune system until it was absolutely stellar.  Seriously.  I am immune to tetanus.  I can walk through a plague ward and not even get an itchy nose.  And that may NOT be the best approach.  But we are raising kids in little bubbles of filtered air and Purell and Lysol.  I don't know if it's a good idea.


I just eat my boogers.  Easy peasy.
 
2013-11-26 01:02:28 PM
Stopped reading when I got to "Britney Spear's latest stench"
 
2013-11-26 01:02:36 PM

LandOfChocolate: Orgasmatron138: Why? Kids will find something to cover themselves with. They smell bad, even if they shower, and they are self-conscious about it.

If you teach middle school or high school, you need to be prepared for the fact that kids smell.

Yup.

In my day, the halls of our middle school were saturated with Polo sport (the blue bottle).


Likewise. We also had CK1 and Addidas, too.
 
2013-11-26 01:04:10 PM

bunner: Do you know what happens to your immune system when you don't give it stuff to push back against?


That's why when I'm not fighting a cold, I have my immune system target a random body part. Kind of like isometric immune exercises.

Sure, a hand or knee might become inflamed while it searches for weapons of mumps destruction, but it's a small price to pay to keep it in fighting form.
 
2013-11-26 01:05:35 PM
Why not use Lynx instead?

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2013-11-26 01:05:45 PM
Are they getting fed up with all of the supermodels dry-humping the boys all day long? I can see how that could be a distraction in a learning environment.
 
2013-11-26 01:06:16 PM
How a 40-ish woman feels wearing Axe:

Sunshine. Harps. It was the most sublimely powerful fragrance experience of my adult life. Truly. After decades of smelling like a flower or a fruit, for the first time ever, I smelled like teen boy spirit. I smelled the way an adolescent male smells when he feels that everything good in the universe is about to be delivered to him, possibly by girls in angel wings. I had never smelled this entitled in my life. I loved it. I wanted more.

http://www.slate.com/articles/double_x/doublex/2013/10/axe_men_s_bod y_ spray_what_happens_when_a_woman_wears_it_for_a_week.html
 
2013-11-26 01:06:26 PM

bunner: Do you know what happens to your immune system when you don't give it stuff to push back against?  How in the f*ck did we get two generations of kids who are allergic to F*cking Everything®?  I got nothing against keeping kids safe from stuff they're allergic to, I had allergies to ragweed and cats when I was a kid, so severe, that my eyes would swell shut and I would lay moaning in a pool of snot and sneezes if I so much as walked past a field on the way home.  And I outgrew them.  I hammer and tonged my immune system until it was absolutely stellar.  Seriously.  I am immune to tetanus.  I can walk through a plague ward and not even get an itchy nose.  And that may NOT be the best approach.  But we are raising kids in little bubbles of filtered air and Purell and Lysol.  I don't know if it's a good idea.


which has nothing to do with the olfactory offense created by Axe and Tag
 
2013-11-26 01:06:48 PM

Snarfangel: bunner: Do you know what happens to your immune system when you don't give it stuff to push back against?

That's why when I'm not fighting a cold, I have my immune system target a random body part. Kind of like isometric immune exercises.

Sure, a hand or knee might become inflamed while it searches for weapons of mumps destruction, but it's a small price to pay to keep it in fighting form.


It's easy to do, give yourself a papercut on the desired area then bandage with feces.
 
2013-11-26 01:06:52 PM
www.suonarelachitarra.it
 
2013-11-26 01:06:53 PM
A student at Freedom High School in Bethlehem this spring had a severe allergic reaction to Axe Body Spray -- a staple among high-school-aged boys -- and was taken to the hospital. He now takes cyber classes.

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This is right up there with banning peanut butter because of some little hyperallergic wad. Get back in your bubble instead of making everyone else suffer.

/Would've liked to take cyber classes despite not being defective
 
2013-11-26 01:07:11 PM

LandOfChocolate: Orgasmatron138: Why? Kids will find something to cover themselves with. They smell bad, even if they shower, and they are self-conscious about it.

If you teach middle school or high school, you need to be prepared for the fact that kids smell.

Yup.

In my day, the halls of our middle school were saturated with Polo sport (the blue bottle).


Don't forget these!!
i.ebayimg.comwww.perfumeandcolognemall.com
 
2013-11-26 01:11:19 PM

eas81: LandOfChocolate: Orgasmatron138: Why? Kids will find something to cover themselves with. They smell bad, even if they shower, and they are self-conscious about it.

If you teach middle school or high school, you need to be prepared for the fact that kids smell.

Yup.

In my day, the halls of our middle school were saturated with Polo sport (the blue bottle).

Don't forget these!!
[i.ebayimg.com image 270x300][www.perfumeandcolognemall.com image 350x350]


And for those who wanted to rebel a bit:

fimgs.net
 
2013-11-26 01:11:20 PM

LandOfChocolate: Orgasmatron138: Why? Kids will find something to cover themselves with. They smell bad, even if they shower, and they are self-conscious about it.

If you teach middle school or high school, you need to be prepared for the fact that kids smell.

Yup.

In my day, the halls of our middle school were saturated with Polo sport (the blue bottle).


I was in high school during the early years of the Drakkar Decade.

fimgs.net
The horror. The horror...
 
2013-11-26 01:11:45 PM
I remember so much of this from my school days...

kaihaanj.com
 
2013-11-26 01:12:23 PM

LandOfChocolate: In my day, the halls of our middle school were saturated with Polo sport (the blue bottle).


Drakkar Noir takes me back to a time I'd rather not go. I never wore scents, I figured soap and deodorant were good enough, but others of my cohort were not as judicious.
 
2013-11-26 01:13:58 PM
One second!
 
2013-11-26 01:17:57 PM
Take every one of these kids and lock them up at Gitmo for deploying chemical weapons in a populated area. Horrific, evil, dangerous chemical weapons.
 
2013-11-26 01:21:44 PM

adder1: I remember so much of this from my school days...

[kaihaanj.com image 850x1133]


scentbound.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-11-26 01:23:51 PM

adder1: I remember so much of this from my school days...

[kaihaanj.com image 850x1133]


Ah yes, back when cologne was a subtle, get close for the full effect product.  Unlike today with it's "Smell me!  I'm a man bro!!!!" crap.
 
2013-11-26 01:24:42 PM
How dare you, fascist submitter, tell TRUE FREEDOM LOVING AMERICANS what they CAN and CAN NOT smell like! It's pure FREEDOM of EXPRESSION. You are an UNAMERICAN crypto-fascist who's opinion flies in the face of the CONSTITUTION. Why do you HATE America, subby?

How very dare you.

/nailed it
 
2013-11-26 01:26:20 PM

bunner: Do you know what happens to your immune system when you don't give it stuff to push back against?  How in the f*ck did we get two generations of kids who are allergic to F*cking Everything®?  I got nothing against keeping kids safe from stuff they're allergic to, I had allergies to ragweed and cats when I was a kid, so severe, that my eyes would swell shut and I would lay moaning in a pool of snot and sneezes if I so much as walked past a field on the way home.  And I outgrew them.  I hammer and tonged my immune system until it was absolutely stellar.  Seriously.  I am immune to tetanus.  I can walk through a plague ward and not even get an itchy nose.  And that may NOT be the best approach.  But we are raising kids in little bubbles of filtered air and Purell and Lysol.  I don't know if it's a good idea.


What the hell are you yammering about?
 
2013-11-26 01:28:23 PM
www.dieperfekterasur.com

The good stuff
 
2013-11-26 01:29:15 PM
blatz514:

What the hell are you yammering about?

Your mom's yummy chocolate chip cookies.  Get a hobby.
 
2013-11-26 01:30:37 PM
Axe is fine. The problem isn't the product. The problem is that young men aren't taught to TONE IT DOWN and not bathe in the stuff.

Actually, I've met some older men that do the same.

Look, we need to just get some basic hygiene and beauty tips in our health classes in middle school. Boys need to learn to groom themselves properly, and they're not being taught by their parents anymore, apparently. They make the same mistakes all their lives when they learn wrong.
 
2013-11-26 01:31:17 PM
I often put a dab of Aramis on if I'm going out.  And I'll tell ya what, for all the "oh, that one is SO bad and THAT one is so bad!" comments about every single men's fragrance out there, most of them smell better than man ass.
 
2013-11-26 01:34:31 PM
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Watching cricket streams this past summer taught me that Fogg is the Indian version of Axe.  Complete with song-and-dance numbers.
 
2013-11-26 01:34:38 PM
I can never figure out if school's desire to regulate a student's entire life is because they are evil liberals or evil conservatives.

Whichever, spending time on student deodorant preferences sounds like fine fiscal policy.
 
2013-11-26 01:37:20 PM

bunner: blatz514:

What the hell are you yammering about?

Your mom's yummy chocolate chip cookies.  Get a hobby.


Oh, well, alright then.

Carry on.
 
2013-11-26 01:44:22 PM
+1 submitter. Is Tag still a thing?
 
2013-11-26 01:46:09 PM

bunner: Do you know what happens to your immune system when you don't give it stuff to push back against?  How in the f*ck did we get two generations of kids who are allergic to F*cking Everything®?


Just to put things in perspective, maybe "allergic" wasn't the best word... My wife gets massive migraines from assholes who bathe in perfume or cologne. We have to practically ruin through the perfume department at the store, lest dome stupid twit spray her down with shiat that will place her in a dark room for a good 12 hours.

To date, her worst migraine lasted a week, with the worst effects being a 4-day bender where she couldn't leave the bedroom.

So yeah, people have reactions to perfume, cologne and body spray, they are a known trigger for migraines.
 
2013-11-26 01:49:06 PM

ZeroCorpse: Axe is fine. The problem isn't the product. The problem is that young men aren't taught to TONE IT DOWN and not bathe in the stuff.

Actually, I've met some older men that do the same.

Look, we need to just get some basic hygiene and beauty tips in our health classes in middle school. Boys need to learn to groom themselves properly, and they're not being taught by their parents anymore, apparently. They make the same mistakes all their lives when they learn wrong.


That IS the biggest problem. Kids think the solution is more smell... And it's not an "Anymore" issue, it's been happening forever, so stop yelling at clouds.
 
2013-11-26 01:50:33 PM

Madaynun: Stopped reading when I got to "Britney Spear's latest stench"


That's impressive when it isn't 95% of the way through the article. At that point, you had about 1 2/1 sentences left, so it doesn't really pack the 'wow' factor that statement usually does.
 
2013-11-26 01:51:40 PM

Mikey1969: Madaynun: Stopped reading when I got to "Britney Spear's latest stench"

That's impressive when it isn't 95% of the way through the article. At that point, you had about 1 2/1 sentences left, so it doesn't really pack the 'wow' factor that statement usually does.


*2 1/2
 
2013-11-26 01:52:18 PM

Mikey1969: So yeah, people have reactions to perfume, cologne and body spray, they are a known trigger for migraines.


Ah, OK.. THAT I get.  I was pretty much taking it as face value as an actual immune system reaction and allergy.
 
2013-11-26 02:09:03 PM
Eau my, they could just ask teens to tone it down, no need to be a brut about it.
 
2013-11-26 02:12:59 PM
file.vintageadbrowser.com

Jade East was also a porn star in the '90s.  I think her tag line was "If she didn't give it to you, you must have been wearing a condom"
 
2013-11-26 02:16:52 PM
Amateurs.


content.artofmanliness.com
 
2013-11-26 02:20:11 PM
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-11-26 02:21:00 PM
Such a strangely shaped bottle for teenagers.
ecx.images-amazon.com
Meanwhile some dude at Unilever has a house in Aspen because he convinced teenage boys to wear perfume.
 
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