UberDave: Of the two individuals who witnessed the incident, one did not speak very much and the other stated, "I didn't notice anything because I was busy humping your mom.....nooch."
Three Crooked Squirrels: I read that as "Cher locks would-be robbers inside store."Meh.
Loaf's Tray: In The People's Republic of New York that would get the clerk thrown in jail for unlawful detainment and violation of fire codes...
Lafiel: calbert: /obscure?OMG, who is that?
calbert: [media.tumblr.com image 400x300]/obscure?
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