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(WMUR New Hampshire)   Clerk locks would-be robbers inside store. Tells police they weren't even supposed to be there that day   (wmur.com) divider line 20
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2013-11-26 09:08:35 AM  
Of the two individuals who witnessed the incident, one did not speak very much and the other stated, "I didn't notice anything because I was busy humping your mom.....nooch."
 
2013-11-26 09:22:40 AM  
I read that as "Cher locks would-be robbers inside store."

Meh.
 
2013-11-26 09:40:44 AM  

UberDave: Of the two individuals who witnessed the incident, one did not speak very much and the other stated, "I didn't notice anything because I was busy humping your mom.....nooch."


Came to applaud the title, stayed to applaud your comment.
 
2013-11-26 09:40:50 AM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: I read that as "Cher locks would-be robbers inside store."

Meh.


THAT would be a drag.
 
2013-11-26 09:41:31 AM  
In The People's Republic of New York that would get the clerk thrown in jail for unlawful detainment and violation of fire codes...
 
2013-11-26 09:43:30 AM  
A bunch of savages in that town.
 
2013-11-26 09:46:58 AM  
Watched Mallrats and Clerks 2 last night. Snoooochie boooochies.
 
2013-11-26 09:47:04 AM  
media.tumblr.com

/obscure?
 
2013-11-26 09:48:46 AM  
I wonder if there will be any references to the movie Clerks in this thread.
 
2013-11-26 09:52:31 AM  
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Alright, Hamilton!
 
2013-11-26 10:00:47 AM  
How was the woman able to just run up and grab the money? Every gas station I've ever been to has locking drawers. Also, get rid of your customer first, that spill isn't going to run away, or try to rob you.
 
2013-11-26 10:04:53 AM  
Tyrone! You silly fat bastard.
 
2013-11-26 10:06:35 AM  

Loaf's Tray: In The People's Republic of New York that would get the clerk thrown in jail for unlawful detainment and violation of fire codes...


Was coming to mention something about unlawful detainment.  Great minds and all?

Article seemed to miss the part about the dead guy in the restroom with the smile on his face.
 
2013-11-26 10:08:06 AM  

calbert: /obscure?


OMG, who is that?
 
2013-11-26 10:31:07 AM  
Well, I for one am glad they substituted the original article that stated the clerk was shot dead.  This is a much happier ending, and we may get another story of her working at a fast-food restaurant later.
 
2013-11-26 10:39:10 AM  

Lafiel: calbert: /obscure?

OMG, who is that?


Adolf Hitler.  You can tell by the fact it's in black and white, and the guy has facial hair.

/historian
 
2013-11-26 11:08:09 AM  
Did he vulcanize their tires while they waited?
 
2013-11-26 02:05:59 PM  

calbert: [media.tumblr.com image 400x300]

/obscure?


Is this a form of trolling...?
 
2013-11-26 02:46:57 PM  
 
2013-11-26 10:44:14 PM  
The robbers were not supposed to be there that day ? Or the police ?

/DRTFA
 
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