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(Orlando Sentinel)   Law firm giving away 1,200 free turkeys today in hopes something is wrong with them so they can sue Butterball   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 27
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2013-11-26 09:09:21 AM  
I have the believing that this is the thing upon which the submitter of this has done the exaggeration of because I do not have the believing that the lawyers of these would have what the action of causality for suing but only the person who had injury would do the attainment of this goal but perhaps would hire the firm of this who would be having the conflicting of two interests but I can do a representation of they. You are welcome.
 
2013-11-26 09:11:13 AM  

meow said the dog: I have the believing that this is the thing upon which the submitter of this has done the exaggeration of because I do not have the believing that the lawyers of these would have what the action of causality for suing but only the person who had injury would do the attainment of this goal but perhaps would hire the firm of this who would be having the conflicting of two interests but I can do a representation of they. You are welcome.


So, a publicity stunt you say?
 
2013-11-26 09:11:14 AM  
Are they dropping them from a helicopter?
 
2013-11-26 09:11:55 AM  
Worst. Green light. EVER.
 
2013-11-26 09:11:59 AM  
I would believe that.

/jaded
 
2013-11-26 09:13:39 AM  

vudukungfu: Are they dropping them from a helicopter?


Plenty of lawsuits there.  Put a little tag on each: "Injured by a falling Butterball?  The Pendás Law Firm will fight to get you the money you deserve!"
 
2013-11-26 09:13:41 AM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: I would believe that.

/jaded


They probably farked them first or something.
 
2013-11-26 09:14:48 AM  

vudukungfu: Are they dropping them from a helicopter?


tommcmahon.typepad.com
 
2013-11-26 09:17:34 AM  
Ha!  It's like bread and circuses.  Only with more tryptophan.

This an area of Orlando called Paramore.  The worst if not second worst neighborhood in Orlando (I'm looking at YOU, Pine Hills).

It's nice that they'll get turkeys and all, but it's like fattening them up for the slaughter.  Paramore is pretty much targeted for gentrification if not downright removal.  With all the stuff they're doing with development of downtown, Paramore residents are being forced out.
 
2013-11-26 09:19:08 AM  

vudukungfu: Are they dropping them from a helicopter?


Came in for this . Leaving satisfied .
 
2013-11-26 09:27:52 AM  
Anybody read this gem in the comments?


GlenBroemer at 9:22 PM November 25, 2013

Typically operating through puppets--including puppets in the judiciary--the right wing has for decades been committing crimes and trying to classify them to cover them up, a move explicitly forbidden by the Code of Federal Regulations. With either the approval or the willful ignorance of the judiciary the right has e killed & stolen several of my pets and routinely shoot energy weaponry at me and my pets, despite my calls to the police, the FBI, Congress, and despite my petitions in court. They've been placing dead cats in my path at a rate of one every few weeks or one a month, and shot out the eye of another stray a day after I advised a few strangers it had a particularly nice disposition. They ran over another animal last night, bloody and in the road, I suppose their defiant response that they're not going to stop trying to intimidate. There is really only one solution, and that's to disempower them politically. They are beyond sick, and belong in prison.



/poor guy
 
2013-11-26 09:44:31 AM  

nwarlick: Typically operating through puppets--including puppets in the judiciary--the right wing has for decades been committing crimes and trying to classify them to cover them up, a move explicitly forbidden by the Code of Federal Regulations. With either the approval or the willful ignorance of the judiciary the right has e killed & stolen several of my pets and routinely shoot energy weaponry at me and my pets, despite my calls to the police, the FBI, Congress, and despite my petitions in court. They've been placing dead cats in my path at a rate of one every few weeks or one a month, and shot out the eye of another stray a day after I advised a few strangers it had a particularly nice disposition. They ran over another animal last night, bloody and in the road, I suppose their defiant response that they're not going to stop trying to intimidate. There is really only one solution, and that's to disempower them politically. They are beyond sick, and belong in prison.


Is he blaming a fascist right-wing conspiracy for killing his cats?
 
2013-11-26 09:46:41 AM  

To The Escape Zeppelin!: nwarlick: Typically operating through puppets--including puppets in the judiciary--the right wing has for decades been committing crimes and trying to classify them to cover them up, a move explicitly forbidden by the Code of Federal Regulations. With either the approval or the willful ignorance of the judiciary the right has e killed & stolen several of my pets and routinely shoot energy weaponry at me and my pets, despite my calls to the police, the FBI, Congress, and despite my petitions in court. They've been placing dead cats in my path at a rate of one every few weeks or one a month, and shot out the eye of another stray a day after I advised a few strangers it had a particularly nice disposition. They ran over another animal last night, bloody and in the road, I suppose their defiant response that they're not going to stop trying to intimidate. There is really only one solution, and that's to disempower them politically. They are beyond sick, and belong in prison.

Is he blaming a fascist right-wing conspiracy for killing his cats?


I think he's nuts.  Just a guess.

But, if he does live in Paramore, I could see anti-authority thinking feeding into his crazy.  That place is a hellhole, with a poor relationship with authorities.
 
2013-11-26 09:56:49 AM  
Does the recipients have to sign a waiver? Or does the turkey come with a legal disclaimer?
 
2013-11-26 09:58:59 AM  

rc3ntexas: vudukungfu: Are they dropping them from a helicopter?

Came in for this . Leaving satisfied .


Agreed except-- where did VKF's original comment go?
 
2013-11-26 10:00:02 AM  

brimed03: rc3ntexas: vudukungfu: Are they dropping them from a helicopter?

Came in for this . Leaving satisfied .

Agreed except-- where did VKF's original comment go?


You have him on ignore?
 
2013-11-26 10:00:14 AM  

nwarlick: Anybody read this gem in the comments?


GlenBroemer at 9:22 PM November 25, 2013

Typically operating through puppets--including puppets in the judiciary--the right wing has for decades been committing crimes and trying to classify them to cover them up, a move explicitly forbidden by the Code of Federal Regulations. With either the approval or the willful ignorance of the judiciary the right has e killed & stolen several of my pets and routinely shoot energy weaponry at me and my pets, despite my calls to the police, the FBI, Congress, and despite my petitions in court. They've been placing dead cats in my path at a rate of one every few weeks or one a month, and shot out the eye of another stray a day after I advised a few strangers it had a particularly nice disposition. They ran over another animal last night, bloody and in the road, I suppose their defiant response that they're not going to stop trying to intimidate. There is really only one solution, and that's to disempower them politically. They are beyond sick, and belong in prison.



/poor guy


LAUGHTER OL are you thinking this is the only place upon which the commenting of me has occurrencing?
 
2013-11-26 10:06:56 AM  
if you just glance at the headline without much care and attention, the word turkeys looks like herpes
 
2013-11-26 10:17:39 AM  

reillan: vudukungfu: Are they dropping them from a helicopter?

[tommcmahon.typepad.com image 324x264]


And we have our traditional Thanksgiving comment.  See ya next year.
 
2013-11-26 10:21:07 AM  
I laughed much harder at that headline than I should have....because for just a fraction of a second, I thought it could actually be true.
 
2013-11-26 10:24:36 AM  
CMB!!!! WE ALL WE GOT!!!!!!

/too obscure?
 
2013-11-26 10:29:47 AM  
CMB!!!! WE ALL WE GOT!!!!!!

cdnl.complex.com

Pookie approves your reference
 
2013-11-26 11:17:39 AM  

reillan: You have him on ignore?


Man, I favorite all my iggies.
 
2013-11-26 11:21:05 AM  

vudukungfu: Are they dropping them from a helicopter?


No, but according to Subby, they may be hoping that somebody hasn't seen that famous episode.
 
2013-11-26 11:57:17 AM  
"We still have so many families in Central Florida facing financial hardships due to the struggling economy," said Luzardo Pendás,

... so you give out TURKEYS? And by any chance were you indirectly responsible for any of their hardships?
 
2013-11-26 12:27:52 PM  

vudukungfu: Are they dropping them from a helicopter?


Thank you, we can close the thread now.
 
2013-11-27 04:39:43 AM  

tuna fingers: Worst. Green light. EVER.


They should have taken a picture from the air and posted that.  The free food only affected a thousand people or so, but the traffic made ten thousand people late for work.
 
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