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(Huffington Post)   Woman makes first walk after devastating motorcycle crash...dies when hit by car   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 75
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2013-11-26 11:11:47 AM
Wouldn't surprise me if the idiot driver was on her phone texting at the time.
 
2013-11-26 11:17:50 AM
Second world problems....
 
2013-11-26 11:35:30 AM
59-year-old cancer survivor took her first walk in six months after recovering from a motorcycle crash six months ago.

God really just did not like her.
 
2013-11-26 11:43:15 AM
Someone have a dictionary? Can you look up the definition of Irony?
 
2013-11-26 11:55:27 AM
It's like raaaaaiiiiiieeeaaiiiinnnn...
 
2013-11-26 12:13:05 PM
She was going to win the lottery the next day
 
2013-11-26 12:23:24 PM
On the plus side, her string of bad luck has come to an end.
 
2013-11-26 12:31:15 PM
God:  "...and STAY DOWN!"
 
2013-11-26 12:39:35 PM

"What, nobody wants to acknowledge my existence and omniscience now?!! Screw you guys, I'm late to help a shiatty singer win a Grammy."

-- God

 
2013-11-26 12:40:12 PM
Don'cha think?
 
2013-11-26 12:40:32 PM

Walker: Wouldn't surprise me if the idiot driver was on her phone texting at the time.


My first thought as well.
 
2013-11-26 12:40:35 PM

hardinparamedic: Someone have a dictionary? Can you look up the definition of Irony?


Technically speaking, I'm not sure this is irony, but it's way closer than anything Alanis had in her song...
 
2013-11-26 12:40:39 PM
In before....

That's Not Ironic!
Definition Of Irony
Both coincidental and contradictory in a humorous or poignant and extremely improbable way
A statement that, when taken in context, may actually mean the opposite of what is written literally
The use of words expressing something other than literal intention, notably as a form of humor
A meaning (often contradictory) concealed behind the apparent meaning of a word or phrase
A state of affairs that is the reverse of what was to be expected; a result opposite to and in mockery of the appropriate result

Definition of Coincidence
The noteworthy alignment of two or more events or circumstances without obvious causal connection
Correspondence in nature or in time of occurrence
When something uncanny, accidental and unexpected happens
 
2013-11-26 12:41:29 PM
That's kind of Final Destination-esque.
 
2013-11-26 12:42:24 PM
Bad luck Bridget?
 
2013-11-26 12:42:25 PM
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/literally

lit·er·al·ly
adverb \ˈli-tə-rə-lē, ˈli-trə-lē, ˈli-tər-lē\
Definition of LITERALLY
1
:  in a :  <took the remark literally> <was literally insane>
2
:  :  <will literally turn the world upside down to combat cruelty or injustice - Norman Cousins>
 
2013-11-26 12:42:33 PM
When are we going to get mandatory pedestrian helmet laws? This tragedy didn't have to happen.
 
2013-11-26 12:43:00 PM
The sad tag weeps at subtard's lack of understanding of the word "ironic".
 
2013-11-26 12:43:47 PM

ChipNASA: In before....

That's Not Ironic!


Ha ha ha. No.


hardinparamedic: Someone have a dictionary? Can you look up the definition of Irony?


The Onion is prophetic: It's like raaaaaiiiiiieeeaaiiiinnnn...


scottydoesntknow: She was going to win the lottery the next day


peg_leg: Don'cha think?


balki1867: hardinparamedic: Someone have a dictionary? Can you look up the definition of Irony?

Technically speaking, I'm not sure this is irony, but it's way closer than anything Alanis had in her song...

 
2013-11-26 12:43:53 PM
Seen warming up backstage...

imageshack.us
 
2013-11-26 12:44:05 PM
CSB
A good buddy in high school and another idiot were trying to fuel an airplane to go Sunday afternoon joy-riding, so they attempted to open a 55-gallon drum of fuel with a screwdriver and a hammer.  It exploded. They both spent weeks in the hospital and months of recovery their senior year.
The good buddy went to Southern Illinois University that September, when a ton of wood fell from a crane and crushed him to death.  The idiot deceased eating a Dunkin' Donuts doughnut decades later.
/Not so CSB
 
2013-11-26 12:45:24 PM
FTFA: She was the most giving person ever," said Bill Okuly, who was a member of the Rolling Thunder motorcycle club with his wife

Aargh.  Citation needed!!!  I mean...right?  What a dick.
/and not ironic
 
2013-11-26 12:45:31 PM

edmo: When are we going to get mandatory pedestrian helmet laws? This tragedy didn't have to happen.


If she was armed it would have been another story.
 
2013-11-26 12:46:00 PM
If she was run over by a motorcycle it would definitely be ironic.
 
2013-11-26 12:46:47 PM

balki1867: Technically speaking, I'm not sure this is irony, but it's way closer than anything Alanis had in her song...


A song about irony that contains no examples of irony...is that ironic?
 
2013-11-26 12:46:52 PM

xanadian: God:  "...and STAY DOWN!"


Double tap!
 
2013-11-26 12:47:03 PM
Why couldn't it have been Kanye West?
 
2013-11-26 12:47:12 PM
Sure. Blindly follow the electronic light and ignore actual cars.
 
2013-11-26 12:47:35 PM
Wait a minute. A young person ran an old person over for a change?
 
2013-11-26 12:47:37 PM

rkiller1: The idiot deceased eating a Dunkin' Donuts doughnut decades later.


Yikes.  Just how big was that doughnut?
 
2013-11-26 12:49:06 PM

Eravior: Wait a minute. A young person ran an old person over for a change?


cell phones.  the great equalizer.
 
2013-11-26 12:50:48 PM

madpiper: Why couldn't it have been Kanye West?


God hates us.
 
2013-11-26 12:50:48 PM

xanadian: God:  "...and STAY DOWN!"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ni-QOPmJuzU">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=ni-QOPmJuzU
 
2013-11-26 12:51:04 PM
Just because you have the right of way doesn't mean people are going to yield.  I've lost track of the number of times I've had to yell at drivers while I'm walking, or blast my horn or slam on the brakes while driving  to stop people from hitting me.

You've gotta keep your eyes open for lousy drivers or collisions are inevitable.
 
2013-11-26 12:51:05 PM

hardinparamedic: Someone have a dictionary? Can you look up the definition of Irony?


Irony: Somewhat, but not quite entirely, unlike iron.

In an example: the metal spoon looked irony.
 
2013-11-26 12:51:59 PM
I thought this was an episode of Final Destination.

Woman was supposed to die in motorcycle accident....6 months later, Death collects.
 
2013-11-26 12:52:58 PM
www.butyoudontlooksick.com
 
2013-11-26 12:53:06 PM

Coloman: I thought this was an episode of Final Destination.

Woman was supposed to die in motorcycle accident....6 months later, Death collects.


I knew a guy who bought a used car through a newspaper. Ten years later, BAM! Herpes.
 
2013-11-26 12:54:54 PM
Again proving the law of nature that walking will eventually kill you.
 
2013-11-26 12:56:07 PM

xanadian: God:  "...and STAY DOWN!"


HA!!!!! +11ty
 
2013-11-26 12:57:18 PM
Last Sunday morning, the 59-year-old cancer survivor took her first walk in six months after recovering from a motorcycle crash six months ago.

Hmmm. . . well, the math checks out.
 
2013-11-26 12:59:15 PM
Very interested to know the circumstances of the motorcycle crash. Maybe she was chronically unaware of her surroundings.
 
2013-11-26 01:03:02 PM
Perhaps that movie Final Destination had something to it.  Death was seriously trying his best to get this one.
 
2013-11-26 01:04:06 PM

Mietsko: [www.butyoudontlooksick.com image 826x557]


There is a Fleet enema in the bottom center/right part of the picture.  I'd rather not know what the spoons were intended for.
 
2013-11-26 01:04:37 PM

tricycleracer: Coloman: I thought this was an episode of Final Destination.

Woman was supposed to die in motorcycle accident....6 months later, Death collects.

I knew a guy who bought a used car through a newspaper. Ten years later, BAM! Herpes.


Did the car or the newspaper give him the herps?  This is important.
 
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2013-11-26 01:06:10 PM

Jument: That's kind of Final Destination-esque.


^THIS^
I was going to post "2 words, Final.Destination."
Old reapy was just biding his time to take her out it would appear.
 
2013-11-26 01:06:41 PM
There's an old man who walks my neighborhood and carries a big walking stick. I have on numerous occasions witnessed him beating the crap out of the hood of a person's car when they've attempted to cut him off while crossing the street, or pulled into the crosswalk, etc. Stories like this are why I cheer him on. I fully expect someone to retaliate one of these days (no one has in the last five years, but you never know), but in the mean time drivers seem to be a bit nicer to pedestrians around here than in nearby cities.
 
2013-11-26 01:08:37 PM
Tips from a pedestrian enthusiast: don't trust the lights and assume every car can and will run you over if given the chance. Be ready to dive and roll at all times and do not wear headphones. Do not taunt the dynamite motorists.
 
2013-11-26 01:11:12 PM

berylman: Tips from a pedestrian enthusiast:


Finally, someone with experience. How do they taste?
 
2013-11-26 01:12:36 PM
That's why I always jerk off while walking. Nobody wants to hit a guy who might cum on their windshield.
 
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