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(ESPN)   Minnesota Vikings release player after allegations that he actually beat somebody   (espn.go.com) divider line 18
    More: Misc, Vikings, A.J. Jefferson, Minnesota, Jerome Simpson, Eden Prairie, domestic assaults, allegations, Vikings release  
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1001 clicks; posted to Sports » on 26 Nov 2013 at 8:58 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-11-26 09:12:47 AM  
If you're going to break the law, first make sure you are a star and not a punt returner
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2013-11-26 09:21:48 AM  
Please be Christine Steele... Please be Christine Steele.... (click) DAMN!!!!
 
2013-11-26 10:14:54 AM  

Lost Thought 00: If you're going to break the law, first make sure you are a star and not a punt returner


Bith set him up.
 
2013-11-26 10:50:24 AM  
Actually it was a tie.
 
2013-11-26 10:58:50 AM  

jbc: Please be Christine Steele... Please be Christine Steele.... (click) DAMN!!!!


She seems to be the best of the worst.  Will make a fine clipboard holder once we draft his replacement this offseason.  The real bummer is the concussion to Rhodes.
 
2013-11-26 11:40:04 AM  
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Not like he was very good anyway
 
2013-11-26 01:31:05 PM  
Chris Cook seen hiding in a dark corner of the locker room, hoping to remain forgoten.
 
2013-11-26 01:38:38 PM  

jbc: Please be Christine Steele... Please be Christine Steele.... (click) DAMN!!!!


YOU SEE! IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ITS A GIRLS NAME AND THEY MAKE HIM TAKE HIS WIFES LAST NAME! IT WILL BE FUNNY BECAUSE GIRLS ARE INFERIOR AND STUPID. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
 
2013-11-26 03:57:29 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: YOU SEE! IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ITS A GIRLS NAME AND THEY MAKE HIM TAKE HIS WIFES LAST NAME! IT WILL BE FUNNY BECAUSE GIRLS ARE INFERIOR AND STUPID. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!


I personally find it annoying because it's taking the thing a step too far by completely changing both parts of his name. It's not like when people are talking about RGKnee, they change the first two initials, too. Like IRKnee...that makes it more confusing and less funny.

Just go Christine Ponder or Christian Steele if you're going to be making stupid misogynist jokes, guys.
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2013-11-26 05:17:27 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: jbc: Please be Christine Steele... Please be Christine Steele.... (click) DAMN!!!!

YOU SEE! IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ITS A GIRLS NAME AND THEY MAKE HIM TAKE HIS WIFES LAST NAME! IT WILL BE FUNNY BECAUSE GIRLS ARE INFERIOR AND STUPID. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!


I never said girls were inferior. In fact, most girls can run an offense much better than Tebow Light does.

So can most quadriplegics.
 
2013-11-26 05:39:06 PM  
It's nice to see an NFL player punished for a good reason, as opposed to BS rules about smoking a bowl.
 
2013-11-26 06:28:37 PM  

Shame Us: It's nice to see an NFL player punished for a good reason, as opposed to BS rules about smoking a bowl.


Fortunately DUIs and assaulting people are not nearly as bad as doing pot. Otherwise the NFL might have to suspend a non-Seahawk.
 
2013-11-27 06:50:43 AM  
They were looking for a reason to get rid of him and void his contract. He did them a favor
 
2013-11-27 12:32:27 PM  

jbc: Jim from Saint Paul: jbc: Please be Christine Steele... Please be Christine Steele.... (click) DAMN!!!!

YOU SEE! IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ITS A GIRLS NAME AND THEY MAKE HIM TAKE HIS WIFES LAST NAME! IT WILL BE FUNNY BECAUSE GIRLS ARE INFERIOR AND STUPID. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

I never said girls were inferior. In fact, most girls can run an offense much better than Tebow Light does.

So can most quadriplegics.


Then explain why changing his name from male to female isn;t because you were trying to make it worse for the purpose of the joke.

Tip: Saying if I explain the joke it's not funny is a copout since I already explained the joke (even with you backpeadling)
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2013-11-27 12:41:04 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: jbc: Jim from Saint Paul: jbc: Please be Christine Steele... Please be Christine Steele.... (click) DAMN!!!!

YOU SEE! IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ITS A GIRLS NAME AND THEY MAKE HIM TAKE HIS WIFES LAST NAME! IT WILL BE FUNNY BECAUSE GIRLS ARE INFERIOR AND STUPID. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

I never said girls were inferior. In fact, most girls can run an offense much better than Tebow Light does.

So can most quadriplegics.

Then explain why changing his name from male to female isn;t because you were trying to make it worse for the purpose of the joke.

Tip: Saying if I explain the joke it's not funny is a copout since I already explained the joke (even with you backpeadling)


Lighten up, Francis. You sound like a Packers fan.
 
2013-11-27 04:30:28 PM  

jbc: Jim from Saint Paul: jbc: Jim from Saint Paul: jbc: Please be Christine Steele... Please be Christine Steele.... (click) DAMN!!!!

YOU SEE! IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ITS A GIRLS NAME AND THEY MAKE HIM TAKE HIS WIFES LAST NAME! IT WILL BE FUNNY BECAUSE GIRLS ARE INFERIOR AND STUPID. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

I never said girls were inferior. In fact, most girls can run an offense much better than Tebow Light does.

So can most quadriplegics.

Then explain why changing his name from male to female isn;t because you were trying to make it worse for the purpose of the joke.

Tip: Saying if I explain the joke it's not funny is a copout since I already explained the joke (even with you backpeadling)

Lighten up, Francis. You sound like a Packers fan. I got nothin.


Uh-huh. Thought so.
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2013-11-27 04:42:05 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: jbc: Jim from Saint Paul: jbc: Jim from Saint Paul: jbc: Please be Christine Steele... Please be Christine Steele.... (click) DAMN!!!!

YOU SEE! IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ITS A GIRLS NAME AND THEY MAKE HIM TAKE HIS WIFES LAST NAME! IT WILL BE FUNNY BECAUSE GIRLS ARE INFERIOR AND STUPID. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

I never said girls were inferior. In fact, most girls can run an offense much better than Tebow Light does.

So can most quadriplegics.

Then explain why changing his name from male to female isn;t because you were trying to make it worse for the purpose of the joke.

Tip: Saying if I explain the joke it's not funny is a copout since I already explained the joke (even with you backpeadling)

Lighten up, Francis. You sound like a Packers fan. I got nothin.

Uh-huh. Thought so.


You're right, you have nothin'. Your women's studies professor failed you.
 
2013-11-27 05:17:59 PM  

jbc: Jim from Saint Paul: jbc: Jim from Saint Paul: jbc: Jim from Saint Paul: jbc: Please be Christine Steele... Please be Christine Steele.... (click) DAMN!!!!

YOU SEE! IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ITS A GIRLS NAME AND THEY MAKE HIM TAKE HIS WIFES LAST NAME! IT WILL BE FUNNY BECAUSE GIRLS ARE INFERIOR AND STUPID. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

I never said girls were inferior. In fact, most girls can run an offense much better than Tebow Light does.

So can most quadriplegics.

Then explain why changing his name from male to female isn;t because you were trying to make it worse for the purpose of the joke.

Tip: Saying if I explain the joke it's not funny is a copout since I already explained the joke (even with you backpeadling)

Lighten up, Francis. You sound like a Packers fan. I got nothin.

Uh-huh. Thought so.

You're right, you have nothin'. Your women's studies professor failed you.


You're right. Lets go call women inferior some more!
 
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