Milk D: Martinez was sentenced to 70 months to 30 years in prison on Monday.anyone else confused by this one?
Slaves2Darkness: I just took that he has been convicted, but sentancing has not been handed down yet.
Sgt Otter: Ah, this dude. There was a long story in the NYT, complete with comic book style illustrations.http://www.nytimes.com/projects/2013/tomato-can-blues/TFA doesn't even cover half the weirdness, such as having his girlfriend play the inside woman at the gun store, and beating her up during the robbery to make it look convincing. Or the charity MMA fight she helped arrange to raise money after his "death." Or that "faking his death" involved her just calling his mom and telling him he died. They didn't even try to do anything that would plausibly get a death certificate issued. Or the dead guy calling the girlfriend on her cell phone during the middle of her police interview, to ask if the cops were buying her story.
you are a puppet: lol, that's even worse than the way people fake their deaths on messageboards (having their alt post an announcement thread in the main forum)
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