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(Business Insider)   Psst... Wanna buy some ecstasy? No? How about a nice kilo of uranium instead?   (businessinsider.com) divider line 26
    More: Unlikely, uranium enrichment, uranium  
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2013-11-26 09:07:06 AM  
Great way to diversify your product line.
 
2013-11-26 09:09:54 AM  

www.thenakedscientists.com


"Everything is SO GREEN!"

 
2013-11-26 09:21:46 AM  
How do you feel about used pinball machine parts?
 
2013-11-26 09:53:29 AM  
static3.wikia.nocookie.net

RUN FOR IT MARTY!
 
2013-11-26 10:41:22 AM  
The Hooters video a bit further down on the page is more interesting.
 
2013-11-26 10:42:22 AM  
Free Trade Unenriched Uranium?

It's easier to sell Heavy Water out of the tap.
 
2013-11-26 10:42:54 AM  
I ordered some once. It arrived 4 billion years late, and half if it was missing.

/not my joke
 
2013-11-26 10:45:06 AM  
Uranium is a gateway drug.
 
2013-11-26 10:45:29 AM  
I have mineral specimens that hotter than what they were trying to sell. Lame!
 
2013-11-26 10:45:49 AM  
The uranium is 0.38 percent made up of the U-235 isotope and is well below the average 0.7 percent of the U-235 found in natural uranium.

So its the leftovers from an enrichment site - nothing like sloppy seconds for making a dirty bomb.

/feels dirty.
 
2013-11-26 10:57:37 AM  

Fizpez: The uranium is 0.38 percent made up of the U-235 isotope and is well below the average 0.7 percent of the U-235 found in natural uranium.

So its the leftovers from an enrichment site - nothing like sloppy seconds for making a dirty bomb.

/feels dirty.


A dirty bomb made with DU would not even be a dirty bomb. The uranium would be just shrapnel. You need something like Cobolt-60, or Cesium-137. With a half life of 4.5 billion years Uranium is not really a radiological hazard.

Nifty math: a cube of uranium weighing 1 kilo would only be 4cm a side.
 
2013-11-26 10:58:38 AM  
Just wait till they start mixing it into heroin

GLOWING CROCODILE, the next big drug
 
2013-11-26 10:59:20 AM  
Can't you get that in any corner drug store these days?
 
2013-11-26 11:02:56 AM  
Free range or cage grown?
 
2013-11-26 11:11:38 AM  
You are not a UN inspector are you subby?  Because you totally have to tell me if you are.
 
2013-11-26 11:12:43 AM  
Another Bitcoin article?
 
2013-11-26 11:17:47 AM  
Yeah, like we all haven't sold a little uranium for beer money before.  Yawn.
 
2013-11-26 11:21:48 AM  
Ya know, I was wondering why all of my X tastes like burning.
 
2013-11-26 11:22:36 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-26 11:27:50 AM  
I am *not* unblocking all those scripts.
 
2013-11-26 11:32:29 AM  
Wait.  I thought we were supposed to call it Molly now.
 
2013-11-26 11:34:14 AM  

Buckaroo Beeblebrox: Uranium is a gateway drug.


Once you take a hit of Uranium you get this intense mind numbing high that just leaves you wanting more.Eventually you just need something stronger as your will decays and you cave in and get involved in the dirty world of Plutonium.
 
2013-11-26 11:42:10 AM  
images.sodahead.com
 
2013-11-26 12:08:30 PM  
what does Mos Def have to say about this?
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-11-26 12:39:07 PM  

dryknife: [images.sodahead.com image 269x350]


Don't drop that shiat!
 
2013-11-27 11:32:43 AM  
Anybody know where I can get a kilo of Tiberium?
 
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