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(SeattlePI)   You have never known true humiliation and defeat until the time a group of teens pelt you with the very groceries you bought on the way home from another soul-crushing day at work   (seattlepi.com ) divider line
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2013-11-26 10:06:33 AM  
I would have just beat them all to death my enormous penis.
 
2013-11-26 10:13:12 AM  
Why was this greenlit?
 
2013-11-26 10:16:15 AM  
put the boots to them

/hard style
 
2013-11-26 10:16:17 AM  
What Does The Fox Say!!?????

2.bp.blogspot.com

/BOOM, double tap.
 
2013-11-26 10:17:44 AM  
Sounds like a perfect time to be the proud possessor of a concealed carry permit and to be carrying.
 
2013-11-26 10:19:14 AM  
Now starring Paul Giamatti.
 
2013-11-26 10:20:53 AM  
But there is the supreme joy of squeezing the silky smooth trigger of a superbly balanced and precise Glock as you pump bullets into the punks and watch their chests rip open in pink froth,  little spurts of guts blowing out theri backs....


....sigh....
 
2013-11-26 10:21:37 AM  
You'd be surprised how few of these hoodlums you'd have to shoot when they pull shiat like this for the others to get the lesson.
 
2013-11-26 10:21:41 AM  
Oh great, now the whole street is going to be crowded with grocery carrying masochists who like that kind of thing.
 
2013-11-26 10:21:42 AM  
A CPL in Washington costs around $50, is good for 5 years, and they will issue to anyone without a criminal record or has been involuntarily committed. That or bear mace.
 
2013-11-26 10:21:52 AM  
Oh, black teenagers! We seriously need a war and a draft.
 
2013-11-26 10:22:55 AM  
Hopefully the guy bought bags of baby spinach rather than cans of ravioli.
 
2013-11-26 10:23:12 AM  

Mr. Right: Sounds like a perfect time to be the proud possessor of a concealed carry permit and to be carrying.


Right, because the solution to this problem of kids loitering and being stupid together is clearly to shoot them.
 
2013-11-26 10:23:44 AM  
OMG GROCERY GAME!
 
2013-11-26 10:24:26 AM  

HotLonelyTeenageGirl: Oh, black teenagers! We seriously need a war and a draft.

forced sterilization.

FTFY


/now that's how you troll. 12/10
 
2013-11-26 10:25:46 AM  

HotLonelyTeenageGirl: Oh, black teenagers! We seriously need a war and a draft.


The draft is part of what made going to war so unpopular up until 1975. There was a lot of protest, burning of draft cards, running away to Canada... at least back then a guy could claim being a homosexual and get out of it - nowadays, if they had the draft you'd probably just have to claim to be Muslim to get deferred.
 
2013-11-26 10:25:53 AM  

Nickay: Mr. Right: Sounds like a perfect time to be the proud possessor of a concealed carry permit and to be carrying.

Right, because the solution to this problem of kids loitering and being stupid together is clearly to shoot them.


No, the solution is an ass kicking that not one of them has had a father to give. Unfortunately when these "kids" made the decision to, as a gang, assault another human being, they made the choice of a man, not a child. Guns are a force equalizer for these situations. I'm not saying any of them deserves to die, but they'll remember a nice gunshot wound, and perhaps they'll think next time.
 
2013-11-26 10:26:34 AM  

Nickay: Mr. Right: Sounds like a perfect time to be the proud possessor of a concealed carry permit and to be carrying.

Right, because the solution to this problem of kids loitering and being stupid together is clearly to shoot them.


oh nickay. they're either trolls or insane. the best course of action is to check what flea-ridden city or suburb they frequent, and make a mental note never to visit
 
2013-11-26 10:26:48 AM  

Nickay: Mr. Right: Sounds like a perfect time to be the proud possessor of a concealed carry permit and to be carrying.

Right, because the solution to this problem of kids loitering and being stupid together is clearly to shoot them.


Darwin would like a word with you.
 
2013-11-26 10:26:48 AM  

Bitterrooter: Why was this greenlit?


Because it provides potential troll tinder to start an argument about roaming gangs of black youths attacking innocent white taxpayers, even though race wasn't mentioned once in the article. After the knock-out game debunking, we need a new white fright article to get the page view numbers up and get that sweet ad money.
 
2013-11-26 10:27:21 AM  

special20: HotLonelyTeenageGirl: Oh, black teenagers! We seriously need a war and a draft.

The draft is part of what made going to war so unpopular up until 1975. There was a lot of protest, burning of draft cards, running away to Canada... at least back then a guy could claim being a homosexual and get out of it - nowadays, if they had the draft you'd probably just have to claim to be Muslim to get deferred.


Ok, well, you just brought up another argument about why a draft is a good idea: kind of hard to spend 20 years in afghanistan without an all-volunteer first. But that is another discussion, and I revise my original comment: What we need is a good old, vietnam-era "go to prison or go to Nam" program.
 
2013-11-26 10:27:42 AM  
At least he got his groceries back.
 
2013-11-26 10:27:46 AM  

mark12A: But there is the supreme joy of squeezing the silky smooth trigger of a superbly balanced and precise Glock as you pump bullets into the punks and watch their chests rip open in pink froth,  little spurts of guts blowing out theri backs....


....sigh....


Type that with one hand? You're part of the problem.
 
2013-11-26 10:27:56 AM  
One day, they will do that to the wrong person, who will be fed up, and pulls a Bernard Goetz and will ventilate a few of them..
 
2013-11-26 10:27:59 AM  
Man, these kid's fathers are going to be sooooooo pissed when they get home from work....
 
2013-11-26 10:29:29 AM  

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: Bitterrooter: Why was this greenlit?

Because it provides potential troll tinder to start an argument about roaming gangs of black youths attacking innocent white taxpayers, even though race wasn't mentioned once in the article. After the knock-out game debunking, we need a new white fright article to get the page view numbers up and get that sweet ad money.


It's 5 blocks off of MLK in central seattle. Do you need me to draw you a map?
 
2013-11-26 10:29:40 AM  
Know who else wanted to clean up the streets?
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-11-26 10:30:37 AM  

Nickay: Mr. Right: Sounds like a perfect time to be the proud possessor of a concealed carry permit and to be carrying.

Right, because the solution to this problem of kids loitering and being stupid together is clearly to shoot them.


Actually, it is the solution for this kind of shiat. Go cower somewhere else.
 
2013-11-26 10:30:37 AM  

Mr. Right: Sounds like a perfect time to be the proud possessor of a concealed carry permit and to be carrying.


Or to know the Warrior's Code.

Is there any discussion to which the Warrior's Code doesn't apply?
 
2013-11-26 10:31:08 AM  
For those of you who do not embrace your constitutional right to bear arms, you could always get some bear spray.  If it stops a charging bear, it would most likely be suitable for use in a situation such as this.
 
2013-11-26 10:31:38 AM  

HotLonelyTeenageGirl: Oh, black teenagers! We seriously need a war and a draft.


We really don't need anymore politician's dead beat children rising to power.
 
2013-11-26 10:34:58 AM  
perhaps his day included a meeting with his so called superior, that felt like a humiliating kick in the crotch.
 
2013-11-26 10:35:57 AM  

Cold_Sassy: For those of you who do not embrace your constitutional right to bear arms, you could always get some bear spray.  If it stops a charging bear, it would most likely be suitable for use in a situation such as this.


That would be a pussy move. A real man would not be caught dead with a girly can of mace! A real man uses a gun. Because he is a man, not some woman who shouldn't be trusted with authority over mortal decisions.
 
2013-11-26 10:36:05 AM  
Sounds like another case of "youths."
 
2013-11-26 10:36:32 AM  

HotLonelyTeenageGirl: Nickay: Mr. Right: Sounds like a perfect time to be the proud possessor of a concealed carry permit and to be carrying.

Right, because the solution to this problem of kids loitering and being stupid together is clearly to shoot them.

No, the solution is an ass kicking that not one of them has had a father to give. Unfortunately when these "kids" made the decision to, as a gang, assault another human being, they made the choice of a man, not a child. Guns are a force equalizer for these situations. I'm not saying any of them deserves to die, but they'll remember a nice gunshot wound, and perhaps they'll think next time.


You're absolutely right.  The odds are pretty damned good that none of these kids has had a decent, adult male influence in their lives.  That problem is becoming endemic.  When I was running around back in the 60s, there were a very few kids that I knew who would have even thought of something like this.  In every case they were from homes without a strong male influence, for whatever reason.  But those of us who did have a father at home would keep them under control because we knew that doing something like this would earn us an epic ass-whipping at home.  Our Dads wouldn't have killed us but they might have made that alternative seem preferable.

The problem we have now in far too many places is that the "fatherless kids" greatly outnumber those who do have a father at home and influential in their life.  This kind of activity (and that ridiculous "knock out game") are the predictable results.  Since there is no one in their lives who has instructed them in right and wrong and holds them accountable, getting a small-bore pistol round in the leg could be a significant educational event.
 
2013-11-26 10:36:33 AM  

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: Bitterrooter: Why was this greenlit?

Because it provides potential troll tinder to start an argument about roaming gangs of black youths attacking innocent white taxpayers, even though race wasn't mentioned once in the article. After the knock-out game debunking, we need a new white fright article to get the page view numbers up and get that sweet ad money.


Seriously, black teens in Seattle? I mean, a black teen may be believable, but plural? Never.
 
2013-11-26 10:36:52 AM  

Bitterrooter: Why was this greenlit?


Because people were *way* too cheerful this Tuesday morning.
 
2013-11-26 10:37:22 AM  
This calls for a sternly worded letter to the editor of the newspaper....
 
2013-11-26 10:37:27 AM  
glad to see I am not the only one who hopes one or more of these punks winds up getting shot.
 
2013-11-26 10:37:53 AM  

Cold_Sassy: For those of you who do not embrace your constitutional right to bear arms, you could always get some bear spray.  If it stops a charging bear, it would most likely be suitable for use in a situation such as this.


I like the idea if bear spray over shooting,the best part is that it forces the dumb-dumbs to cry
 
2013-11-26 10:38:49 AM  
Sympathizes...

/Yes, that part wasn't in the movie but it was in the book
 
2013-11-26 10:38:52 AM  

Nickay: Mr. Right: Sounds like a perfect time to be the proud possessor of a concealed carry permit and to be carrying.

Right, because the solution to this problem of kids loitering and being stupid together is clearly to shoot them.


Darwin helps those who help themselves.
 
2013-11-26 10:39:13 AM  

Mentalpatient87: mark12A: But there is the supreme joy of squeezing the silky smooth trigger of a superbly balanced and precise Glock as you pump bullets into the punks and watch their chests rip open in pink froth,  little spurts of guts blowing out theri backs....


....sigh....

Type that with one hand? You're part of the problem.


Crazy vigilantes with guns are a GOOD externality for the rest of us. When we got concealed carry in my state, I noticed a lot less people going up to elderly people at the bus stop and saying "WHAT UP DAWG YOU GOT SOME CHANGE SO I CAN GET A TICKET".

While on the subject, what's the situation on the breakins at Zimmerman's old hood? I heard that crime had taken a nosedive over there since that whole unfortunate shooting incident...
 
2013-11-26 10:39:32 AM  

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: Bitterrooter: Why was this greenlit?

Because it provides potential troll tinder to start an argument about roaming gangs of black youths attacking innocent white taxpayers, even though race wasn't mentioned once in the article. After the knock-out game debunking, we need a new white fright article to get the page view numbers up and get that sweet ad money.


Yes well don't get too racists otherwise you will get banned.
 
2013-11-26 10:39:46 AM  
whatever, those people are getting blasted.

you fark around, you get shot, time to learn.
 
2013-11-26 10:39:50 AM  

Cold_Sassy: For those of you who do not embrace your constitutional right to bear arms, you could always get some bear spray.  If it stops a charging bear, it would most likely be suitable for use in a situation such as this.


Yeah, until the assailants slap that can out of your hand and serve you a nice beat down, followed up with being soaked down with your own bear mace, and teen whiz. Same thing with limp wristed gun toters.
 
2013-11-26 10:39:57 AM  
According to the police report for the incident, the victim tried to walk by the teens when one of them grabbed the grocery bag out of his hands and yelled, "What are you going to do about it?"

Shoot you in the face

*BAM BAM BAM!*

/internet tough guy
 
2013-11-26 10:40:34 AM  

Snarfangel: Nickay: Mr. Right: Sounds like a perfect time to be the proud possessor of a concealed carry permit and to be carrying.

Right, because the solution to this problem of kids loitering and being stupid together is clearly to shoot them.

Darwin helps those who help themselves.


A final solution, if you will.
 
2013-11-26 10:40:55 AM  

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Trying with another picture...

ashinmytomatoes: Sympathizes...

/Yes, that part wasn't in the movie but it was in the book

 
2013-11-26 10:41:33 AM  
To be fair, they originally had planned on simply stealing the groceries, but upon finding bags of asparagus and salmon instead of Hi-C and extra crispy drumsticks, they decided to give them back in the traditional style of "poo-like flinging".
 
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