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2013-11-26 01:06:25 AM
Fark, I got stuck with Arbor Day Jones.
 
2013-11-26 01:07:45 AM
Her baby's name is Stuffing.
 
2013-11-26 01:13:23 AM
Aw man, why the fark didn't my parents name me Black Friday? That would've been such a badass name. I could've been a Marine Force Recon sergeant an stuff.
 
2013-11-26 01:16:13 AM
Neeble, neeble, neeble, neeble, neeble
 
2013-11-26 01:18:38 AM
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Get your hands off those diskettes and fiscal reports!
 
2013-11-26 01:32:50 AM
I'm going to guess she's a lesbian. She has the lesbian fat deposit pattern, not to mention the haircut.

And what's strange is that her parents are relatively thin and attractive.

I guess having hippy parents will fark you up something good. Isn't that right, Millenials?
 
2013-11-26 01:34:52 AM
Happy Thanksgiving Reynolds, 43, was born to hippies on Thanksgiving

And that's all I needed to read before I understood everything having to do with this story.
 
2013-11-26 01:49:49 AM
Went to high school with her. God, I feel old looking at that.
 
2013-11-26 01:56:08 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I'm going to guess she's a lesbian. She has the lesbian fat deposit pattern, not to mention the haircut.

And what's strange is that her parents are relatively thin and attractive.

I guess having hippy parents will fark you up something good. Isn't that right, Millenials?


Whoa. I'm not saying that being a lesbian is farked up. Yikes, that's not what I meant there.

I'm commenting more on the fat and terrible haircut.

Maybe I'm done for the night.
 
2013-11-26 02:19:46 AM
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2013-11-26 02:29:00 AM
TFA: There's Christmas Eve Oberlander, Mary Christmas Pierson, Merry Eve Daher, Easter Anderson and Saint Patrick Garza.

*ahem*

Paging The English Major to thread 8033842
 
2013-11-26 02:44:48 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: AverageAmericanGuy: I'm going to guess she's a lesbian. She has the lesbian fat deposit pattern, not to mention the haircut.

And what's strange is that her parents are relatively thin and attractive.

I guess having hippy parents will fark you up something good. Isn't that right, Millenials?

Whoa. I'm not saying that being a lesbian is farked up. Yikes, that's not what I meant there.

I'm commenting more on the fat and terrible haircut.

Maybe I'm done for the night.


Yeah, maybe you are.
 
2013-11-26 06:57:20 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: AverageAmericanGuy: I'm going to guess she's a lesbian. She has the lesbian fat deposit pattern, not to mention the haircut.

And what's strange is that her parents are relatively thin and attractive.

I guess having hippy parents will fark you up something good. Isn't that right, Millenials?

Whoa. I'm not saying that being a lesbian is farked up. Yikes, that's not what I meant there.

I'm commenting more on the fat and terrible haircut.

Maybe I'm done for the night.


I don't know if she's a lesbian or not, but I don't think you can judge by a haircut. A lot of people get to a certain age and they stop caring what other people think of their looks and just go with whats easy and comfortable. I've seen enough women with long hair spend upwards of an hour every morning fixing it up to know that it has to be a huge pain in the ass.
 
2013-11-26 07:19:28 AM
It snowed day day? Article must have gotten a contact buzz
 
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