An update on Fark's annual Headline of the Year contest, and some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 11/17 - 11/23
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Only a few days left for your favorite headlines to be considered in this year's Headline of the Year contest. If you got a great headline in you, now is the time to submit it. Also, see a doctor--he's bound to have questions about how a headline got in you in the first place.
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2013-11-17 to Sat 2013-11-23:
California candidate for governor uses the Heimlich maneuver to save a woman choking at a restaurant. Forget being governor, hire him to coach the San Diego Chargers
Man falls to his death crashing through glass ceiling, something that would never happen to a woman
Rob Ford wants to run for prime minister of Canada one day. Dude, what kind of crack are you smok- oh, right
News | Sports | Weather | TV Listings | George Zimmerman Arrested | Horoscopes | Classified
Couple marries 75 years after first kiss. At this rate, first handjob anticipated in 2074
Abort, Retry, Fail?
Man found with part of an ear in his pocket gets 35-year prison term after victim waives hearing
Three cases of hellish flesh-eating drug Krokodil reported in Ontario. Two users remain in critical condition and the third has returned to his job as mayor of Toronto
Mall collapse traps dozens in fLatvia
Police searching for young woman who was running around in pink lingerie and no pants. Aren't we all?
Strip club offers 'guilt-free' lap dances to customers by promising to give proceeds to Charity... or Hope, or Amber, or Bambi, or Jade
Blackhawks selling vials of ice from 2013 Championship Season. Each vial contains .999 pure Boston Bruins tears
Texas Rangers pay $138 million for a Fielder
Jose Canseco arrested for sex trafficking
China's Tianhe-2 has been named the world's fastest supercomputer after its ability to successfully sign up on the Obamacare website in just under three days
IceCube's secret Antarctic lab discovers new types of neutrinos, script for next James Bond movie
Ancient Canaanite wine cellar held the good stuff. No sign of Fortunato
Six ways Monty Python changed the world. Seven if you include their extensive research into the migratory flight paths of the African swallow
Miley Cyrus turned 21? They ho up so fast
Willie Nelson's band skips the second verse and hits the bridge
Look at that King, Ted Cruz just put his "Shutdown Suplex" on Rand Paul, but Paul just did a reverse and is "Auditing Cruz's Fed" and...wait a minute, that's Scott Walker's music. What's he doing here and why is he carrying that chair?
Illinois approves marriage for Da Bears
Obama promises that if Afghans like their current level of sovereignty, they can keep it
The Dow crosses 16,000 for the first time ever as the Bush recovery gains steam
Lenovo's business is waxing in Brazil
JPMorgan to pay fine of $13 billion in record settlement, just as soon as it can rummage through Jamie Dimon's couch cushions
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