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(The Smoking Gun)   I like my women like I like my coffee: featured in this week's Mugshot Roundup   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 65
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2013-11-25 10:15:10 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-25 10:16:07 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-25 10:19:26 PM
Would you accept a check from this guy?
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2013-11-25 10:22:06 PM
Arrested for forgery
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And illegal possession of an übermullet
 
2013-11-25 10:25:16 PM

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Hey, Joe Dirt, we found your dad.

 
2013-11-25 10:27:44 PM
I'm not sure that some of those are humans. Yes, there are a lot of rough people in these line ups, but there are physiological limits. I am sure that biologists and anthropologists would back me up.
 
2013-11-25 10:45:37 PM

minnkat: [i.imgur.com image 486x608]


lulz
 
2013-11-25 11:49:02 PM
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Young Stevie Nicks!!!
 
2013-11-26 12:46:08 AM

markie_farkie: [i.cdn.turner.com image 550x688]

Young Stevie Nicks!!!


Or young Carrie Fisher.
 
2013-11-26 12:46:13 AM
Pre-ground and in the freezer?
 
2013-11-26 12:46:51 AM
1) homo
2) second worse mullet ever
3) dead look in her pretty eyes
4) mom?
5) penis goes where?
6) not priceless. $50 ought to do it
7) popular in prison
8) a little too happy to be here
9) gotta love that hair!
10) eyes rolling back in his head. that can't be good
11) that's a man, baby!
12) that is one ugly shirt
13) 1998 called and they want their tie back
14) that is one crazy mofo!
 
2013-11-26 12:48:28 AM
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Zibby-zop. I just want a Jello pudding pop.
 
2013-11-26 12:52:04 AM
I'll bet that last dude is a hand full in a bar fight.
 
2013-11-26 12:54:52 AM
Unfamiliar as I am with this series of threads, I question how they are able to post a picture of a juvenile. I thought juvenile records were not subject to the same allowances as an adult.
 
2013-11-26 12:56:15 AM
14 = I didn't know Charlie M. had a son out here in the real world.  must have been one of them hippie girls done oft and rund away.
 
2013-11-26 12:57:16 AM
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♪♫ There's a place where I can go to tell my secrets to... ♪♫
 
2013-11-26 01:09:17 AM
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Holy crap - who let Manson out?
 
2013-11-26 01:14:13 AM
Mugshot rule.  The hot chicks are almost always arrested for DUI.  They are NEVER arrested for prostitution.

/because the hot ones can blow their way out of an arrest
 
2013-11-26 01:22:28 AM
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www.michaelkeatoncentral.com
 
2013-11-26 01:38:27 AM

fnordest: Unfamiliar as I am with this series of threads, I question how they are able to post a picture of a juvenile. I thought juvenile records were not subject to the same allowances as an adult.


Possession by a minor in these round ups usually means the person was 18-20.
 
2013-11-26 01:40:14 AM
Wet and soapy in the shower?

What?

I don't get this game...
 
2013-11-26 01:49:42 AM

i.imgur.com


If they try to act like citizens

and rent them a nice little flat
about the third night,
they're invited to fight
by a sun-gun's rat-tat-tat.
 
2013-11-26 01:59:07 AM
I love that kid's tshirt.
 
2013-11-26 02:04:31 AM
Arrested for corruption

Weird, that old lady doesn't look like a politician or a Wall Street executive.
 
2013-11-26 02:12:38 AM
dl.dropboxusercontent.com
 
2013-11-26 02:16:38 AM
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Wow, I can't remember the last time they had a prostitution mug shot up for someone who wasn't a Smegel level ugo or a tranny or usually both.
 
2013-11-26 02:26:02 AM
spurs.satexas.com
 
2013-11-26 02:38:04 AM
Filled with cream?
 
2013-11-26 02:47:36 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-26 03:06:09 AM
Hot and waiting for me in my office after lunch?
Leaving a wet spot on my desk?
Available any size I want for $1 at McDonald's?
I can get her to come after dinner with a shot of Irish whiskey?
 
2013-11-26 03:11:53 AM

Prof. Frink: Hot and waiting for me in my office after lunch?
Leaving a wet spot on my desk?
Available any size I want for $1 at McDonald's?
I can get her to come after dinner with a shot of Irish whiskey?


Ground up and stored in the freezer?
Stuffed in a burlap sack and tossed over a donkey?
Murky and bitter?
 
2013-11-26 03:14:16 AM

OscarTamerz: [i.cdn.turner.com image 600x750]
Wow, I can't remember the last time they had a prostitution mug shot up for someone who wasn't a Smegel level ugo or a tranny or usually both.


The tranny is #11.  Charged with loitering.  That's not an enforceable law, but is left on the books to harass drug dealers and prostitutes.
 
2013-11-26 03:32:41 AM
i1048.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-26 04:29:30 AM

OgreMagi: OscarTamerz: [i.cdn.turner.com image 600x750]
Wow, I can't remember the last time they had a prostitution mug shot up for someone who wasn't a Smegel level ugo or a tranny or usually both.

The tranny is #11.  Charged with loitering.  That's not an enforceable law, but is left on the books to harass drug dealers and prostitutes.


This tranny is better, she goes to 11.
 
2013-11-26 04:32:09 AM
In a paper cup?
 
2013-11-26 05:23:04 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Arrested for forgery
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And illegal possession of an übermullet


That's no mullet; it's a spa... raccoon...
 
2013-11-26 05:27:17 AM
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He looks like the kind of guy who pulls whacky shenanigans in the office.

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Aragorn succumbed to the ring.
 
2013-11-26 06:19:30 AM
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images.tvfanatic.com
 
2013-11-26 06:23:25 AM
That actually arrest people for loitering? I really wish they'd include the story or link to the police reports with these mugs.
 
2013-11-26 06:39:38 AM

OscarTamerz: [i.cdn.turner.com image 600x750]
Wow, I can't remember the last time they had a prostitution mug shot up for someone who wasn't a Smegel level ugo or a tranny or usually both.


No kidding.  Have her deloused and brought to my chambers.
 
2013-11-26 06:58:32 AM
I like my women like I like my coffee: Wrapped in burlap & strapped to the back of Juan Valdez's donkey.

t3.gstatic.com
 
2013-11-26 07:01:58 AM
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i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-11-26 07:55:37 AM
I can't believe they have a T-shirt out with that one it.
My dad used to tell that to the waitresses back in the 70s when they asked "how do you want your coffee?"

"Just like I like my women! Black, Hot and Sweet but I'll add my own cream!"
 
2013-11-26 08:25:30 AM
powhound: img.fark.net

If he's got the money, she's got the time.
 
2013-11-26 08:36:56 AM
Anally?
 
2013-11-26 08:46:35 AM
bold, rich, and hot.
 
2013-11-26 08:47:59 AM

Sleeping Monkey: [i.cdn.turner.com image 600x750]


that's not real hair, surely. but then why would you buy a wig that looked like that ?
 
2013-11-26 09:12:59 AM
Looks like Daniel Boone with a built in coonskin cap
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2013-11-26 09:27:22 AM

powhound:


Ground up in the freezer
 
2013-11-26 10:15:49 AM
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media.tumblr.com
 
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