ArkAngel: All these remakes are causing me so much pain
Digitalstrange: No, it was pure 80's cheese that just can't be redone today.
Bob Falfa: Bith Set Me Up: Does anyone find it eerie that Patrick Swayze revealed he had pancreatic cancer, which would kill him, shortly after Jeff Healy died? And much later, Ben Gazzara also dies from pancreatic cancer? Is there a Road House curse?Jeff Healy is dead?
sid244: sid244: mistrmind: sid244: BEST MOVIE EVER....EVERIT HAS EVERYTHING!!! No really, it does.A three-wheeler, a MONSTER TRUCK, sha boom sha boom...la la la la la sha boom sha boom, an actual musician that CAN play an instrument, some guy getting his throat ripped out, a helicopter, a topless pool orgy, a bouncer "frisking" a female patron in the cooler, "Be nice.", martial arts fighting (albeit bad martial arts fighting), the 1965 Buick Riviera's headlights THAT STILL WORK, Sam Elliot, the ER doctor guy who said "You know, you need to learn karate or something.", extortion, The Double Deuce, Leaded or unleaded...LEADED, as mistrmind said, "A bear fell on me.", something about Dalton and Dr. Elizabeth Clay getting pinned against a wall (not sure what all the hub-bub is about), tremendous fight scene in the back of the Double Deuce during the liquor drop off, the guy who owned the auto parts store was named, Red, "Right boot", a badass with a pool cue and cross earring (that's like wearing a TAPOUT shirt now).What else do I have to say?That blond chick with her boobs hanging out.Or wink Or the wink Sam Elliot gets for pulling back the military guy./crap
Rapmaster2000: "I used to fark guys like you in prison" is the greatest bad guy one-liner of all time.
Bob Falfa: Mr_Ectomy: Next thing you know, they'll be remaking Robocop...what?SONOFABIATCH!Yeah, or The Great Gatsby.
Bathia_Mapes: A certain farker isn't going to be too happy about this.
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