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(SlashFilm)   So, it's come to this: A remake of Road House   (slashfilm.com) divider line 31
    More: Sad, Rob Cohen, Patrick Swayze, Alex Cross, action movies, The Running Man  
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2013-11-25 08:24:41 PM  
9 votes:
hopefully they stick more closely to the book this time
2013-11-25 08:27:09 PM  
6 votes:
Who's reprising Kelly Lynch's role and does Bill Murray know her husband?
2013-11-25 08:13:12 PM  
4 votes:
I hope they cast Justin Bieber as Dalton.
2013-11-25 08:05:18 PM  
4 votes:

ArkAngel: All these remakes are causing me so much pain


PAIN DON'T HURT
2013-11-25 11:22:02 PM  
3 votes:

Digitalstrange: No, it was pure 80's cheese that just can't be redone today.


This.  Roadhouse is what happens when you take the 80s, grind them up, and freebase them.
2013-11-25 08:27:58 PM  
3 votes:

Bob Falfa: Bith Set Me Up: Does anyone find it eerie that Patrick Swayze revealed he had pancreatic cancer, which would kill him, shortly after Jeff Healy died? And much later, Ben Gazzara also dies from pancreatic cancer? Is there a Road House curse?

Jeff Healy is dead?


5 years ago. Bet he didn't see that coming.
2013-11-26 09:43:04 AM  
2 votes:
A bear fell on me.
2013-11-26 01:25:54 AM  
2 votes:
Well regardless of who they get to play Dalton, I thought he'd be bigger
2013-11-25 09:21:56 PM  
2 votes:
2013-11-25 09:17:23 PM  
2 votes:
cdn.someecards.com
2013-11-26 12:34:00 PM  
1 votes:

sid244: sid244: mistrmind: sid244: BEST MOVIE EVER....EVER
IT HAS EVERYTHING!!! No really, it does.

A three-wheeler, a MONSTER TRUCK, sha boom sha boom...la la la la la sha boom sha boom, an actual musician that CAN play an instrument, some guy getting his throat ripped out, a helicopter, a topless pool orgy, a bouncer "frisking" a female patron in the cooler, "Be nice.", martial arts fighting (albeit bad martial arts fighting), the 1965 Buick Riviera's headlights THAT STILL WORK, Sam Elliot, the ER doctor guy who said "You know, you need to learn karate or something.",  extortion, The Double Deuce, Leaded or unleaded...LEADED, as mistrmind said, "A bear fell on me.", something about Dalton and Dr. Elizabeth Clay getting pinned against a wall (not sure what all the hub-bub is about), tremendous fight scene in the back of the Double Deuce during the liquor drop off, the guy who owned the auto parts store was named, Red, "Right boot", a badass with a pool cue and cross earring (that's like wearing a TAPOUT shirt now).

What else do I have to say?

That blond chick with her boobs hanging out.

Or wink Or the wink Sam Elliot gets for pulling back the military guy.

/crap


Do you know what your problem is?   You're a bleeder.
2013-11-26 10:23:14 AM  
1 votes:
BEST MOVIE EVER....EVER
IT HAS EVERYTHING!!! No really, it does.

A three-wheeler, a MONSTER TRUCK, sha boom sha boom...la la la la la sha boom sha boom, an actual musician that CAN play an instrument, some guy getting his throat ripped out, a helicopter, a topless pool orgy, a bouncer "frisking" a female patron in the cooler, "Be nice.", martial arts fighting (albeit bad martial arts fighting), the 1965 Buick Riviera's headlights THAT STILL WORK, Sam Elliot, the ER doctor guy who said "You know, you need to learn karate or something.",  extortion, The Double Deuce, Leaded or unleaded...LEADED, as mistrmind said, "A bear fell on me.", something about Dalton and Dr. Elizabeth Clay getting pinned against a wall (not sure what all the hub-bub is about), tremendous fight scene in the back of the Double Deuce during the liquor drop off, the guy who owned the auto parts store was named, Red, "Right boot", a badass with a pool cue and cross earring (that's like wearing a TAPOUT shirt now).

What else do I have to say?
2013-11-26 10:01:22 AM  
1 votes:
Road House II: Road Houser

Tag line. Be nice... Until it's time to not be nice. Twice.
2013-11-26 08:05:43 AM  
1 votes:
No.
2013-11-26 06:51:00 AM  
1 votes:
A remake would be painful to watch.
2013-11-26 12:53:05 AM  
1 votes:
Hollywood....waht are you doing.....Hollywood...stahp!
2013-11-25 09:24:49 PM  
1 votes:
*scans headline*


1.media.todaysbigthing.cvcdn.com
2013-11-25 09:24:09 PM  
1 votes:

Rapmaster2000: "I used to fark guys like you in prison" is the greatest bad guy one-liner of all time.


When I heard that, I had an immediate Happy Gilmore response. "You used to fark guys in prison?"
2013-11-25 09:07:42 PM  
1 votes:
A good vehicle for pairing up Shia Leboof and Justin Timberlake as "brothers with extras"!!

Heck, throw in the guy who married Demi Moore, and the guy who was a robot in Prometheus. Make it a four-sider of fail? The Fark-nerds will eat it up.
2013-11-25 08:51:51 PM  
1 votes:
Instead of being all doom and gloom about it, isn't it possible they could remake it just as wonderfully cheesy and over the top as the original?

I mean it's much more likely they'll try to make it a serious drama, or PC it to death, or otherwise completey lose the feel of the original. But shiat it's not like they're rewriting Citizen Kane, it's possible the remake could be just as 'so bad it's good' as Swayze's version.

/no one wins a fight
//and pain don't hurt
///be nice until it's time to not be nice
2013-11-25 08:48:37 PM  
1 votes:
Out.

Of.

Ideas.
2013-11-25 08:45:07 PM  
1 votes:
This guy is still available right?

i153.photobucket.com
2013-11-25 08:39:30 PM  
1 votes:
Could you please stop raping my childhood?
2013-11-25 08:33:38 PM  
1 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
BOOTKNIFE!
2013-11-25 08:33:07 PM  
1 votes:

Bob Falfa: Mr_Ectomy: Next thing you know, they'll be remaking Robocop...what?

SONOFABIATCH!

Yeah, or The Great Gatsby.


If they ever remake The Goonies or The Princess Bride, then I'll start to get pissed off.
2013-11-25 08:21:47 PM  
1 votes:

Bathia_Mapes: A certain farker isn't going to be too happy about this.


I talked to him about it on twitter.

i40.tinypic.com
2013-11-25 08:20:48 PM  
1 votes:
Road House.  The bad movie you can't not watch whenever it's on.  Oh and, Sam Eliot is cooler than Chuck Norris could ever be.
2013-11-25 08:16:44 PM  
1 votes:

Bathia_Mapes: A certain farker isn't going to be too happy about this.


PUT DOWN THE LETTER OPENER
2013-11-25 08:12:25 PM  
1 votes:
"I used to fark guys like you in prison" is the greatest bad guy one-liner of all time.
2013-11-25 08:07:56 PM  
1 votes:
If Patrick Swayze were alive today he would tell the producers that they had to make it "My way or the highway."
2013-11-25 07:30:04 PM  
1 votes:
Not impressed  img20.imageshack.us
 
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