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(SlashFilm)   So, it's come to this: A remake of Road House   (slashfilm.com) divider line 106
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2013-11-26 12:27:29 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: carrion_luggage: Road House II: Road Houser

Tag line. Be nice... Until it's time to not be nice. Twice.

There already is a Road House 2...


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0469965/?ref_=nv_sr_3

Nope.  There isn't.


/That never happened... got it?
 
2013-11-26 12:34:00 PM

sid244: sid244: mistrmind: sid244: BEST MOVIE EVER....EVER
IT HAS EVERYTHING!!! No really, it does.

A three-wheeler, a MONSTER TRUCK, sha boom sha boom...la la la la la sha boom sha boom, an actual musician that CAN play an instrument, some guy getting his throat ripped out, a helicopter, a topless pool orgy, a bouncer "frisking" a female patron in the cooler, "Be nice.", martial arts fighting (albeit bad martial arts fighting), the 1965 Buick Riviera's headlights THAT STILL WORK, Sam Elliot, the ER doctor guy who said "You know, you need to learn karate or something.",  extortion, The Double Deuce, Leaded or unleaded...LEADED, as mistrmind said, "A bear fell on me.", something about Dalton and Dr. Elizabeth Clay getting pinned against a wall (not sure what all the hub-bub is about), tremendous fight scene in the back of the Double Deuce during the liquor drop off, the guy who owned the auto parts store was named, Red, "Right boot", a badass with a pool cue and cross earring (that's like wearing a TAPOUT shirt now).

What else do I have to say?

That blond chick with her boobs hanging out.

Or wink Or the wink Sam Elliot gets for pulling back the military guy.

/crap


Do you know what your problem is?   You're a bleeder.
 
2013-11-26 12:45:57 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: carrion_luggage: Road House II: Road Houser

Tag line. Be nice... Until it's time to not be nice. Twice.

There already is a Road House 2...


Electric Boogaloo?
 
2013-11-26 03:11:02 PM
The new band will be One Direction.

C. Thomas Howell in the Sam Elliot role - they will imply they wanted him as part of a salute to the decade the original came out but it's because they need to cheap out because of the costs for One Direction.

And, of course, Vin Diesel as Daulton. "You guys are going to be nice... until... ah... nice until... until you gotta punch the guy in his farkin' face!"  And "I majored in Women's Studies... So I could look at broads all day!"
 
2013-11-26 03:39:55 PM

mistrmind: sid244: sid244: mistrmind: sid244: BEST MOVIE EVER....EVER
IT HAS EVERYTHING!!! No really, it does.

A three-wheeler, a MONSTER TRUCK, sha boom sha boom...la la la la la sha boom sha boom, an actual musician that CAN play an instrument, some guy getting his throat ripped out, a helicopter, a topless pool orgy, a bouncer "frisking" a female patron in the cooler, "Be nice.", martial arts fighting (albeit bad martial arts fighting), the 1965 Buick Riviera's headlights THAT STILL WORK, Sam Elliot, the ER doctor guy who said "You know, you need to learn karate or something.",  extortion, The Double Deuce, Leaded or unleaded...LEADED, as mistrmind said, "A bear fell on me.", something about Dalton and Dr. Elizabeth Clay getting pinned against a wall (not sure what all the hub-bub is about), tremendous fight scene in the back of the Double Deuce during the liquor drop off, the guy who owned the auto parts store was named, Red, "Right boot", a badass with a pool cue and cross earring (that's like wearing a TAPOUT shirt now).

What else do I have to say?

That blond chick with her boobs hanging out.

Or wink Or the wink Sam Elliot gets for pulling back the military guy.

/crap

Do you know what your problem is?   You're a bleeder.


You know who that is....? DALTON!!!!
 
2013-11-26 11:40:23 PM
Starring Justin Bieber..
 
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